Genshin Impact: A Martial Arts Master's Journey to Teyvat

Barbara's face turned red with anger: "How dare you pretend to be the God of Wind? I will have the Knights arrest you!"

Lingkong: "No, no, I was just kidding."

Barbara: "Someone, there's a liar here!"

Lingkong: "Fuck, run."

The two stopped only when they could no longer see the church.

Wendy: "You can't do it either."

Pai Meng: "Really?"

Wendy: "I just want to see if you are worthy enough as a newcomer to the Knights.

You see, the brave man took away the village's precious sword. Isn't this a story that is very suitable for singing?"

Lingkong: "Fairy tales are all fake. The reality is that the hero doesn't even have a chance to take a look at the precious sword."

Wendy: "It seems that borrowing openly won't work, so we can only take it by trickery. Today we fully respect free will, so tell us how you like to take it by trickery."

Lingkong: "You don't want me to steal it, do you?"

Wendy: "Hey, look at you, you're off topic as soon as you open your mouth. Seriously, you're more suitable for this than me.

Because I have no other strengths except singing. And I have no one to rely on in Mondstadt. If I am caught, no one will seek justice for me. I will definitely be severely punished. "

Pai Meng: "I was caught stealing, so it's not an injustice."

Wendy: "But you are different. You are an honorary knight who has made contributions to Mondstadt and a rising star of the Knights Templar. If you explain your failure carefully, you may be able to get away with it.

Besides, the guards here go off duty at night. If we can seize this opportunity, it will be difficult to fail. What do you think?"

Lingkong: "Well, your plan is perfect, but I don't want to go."

Wendy: "Why, aren't we best friends? You would definitely help your friends, right?"

Lingkong: "It is my duty to help my friends, but it also depends on the situation. Asking me to steal is not in line with my principles, unless..."

Wendy: “Unless something.”

Lingkong: "Unless you are really Barbatos."

Wendy said weakly: "I said I am, do you believe me?"

Ling Kong smiled and said, "I believe it, why not. Since it is the request of Lord Fengshen, I will give him some face."

As night falls, it is time to take action in the air.

The Sky Harp was on the second floor of the church. At this time, there was no one in the church and the doors were locked.

Lingkong took out a piece of grass and poked it twice, then opened the church door.

He walked in leisurely, but didn't notice that there was a shadow following him.

When they reached the secret room on the second floor, Lingkong used the same trick to open the door of the secret room.

A beautiful blue harp is right in front of you.

Just as Lingkong was about to make a move, a black shadow took the Sky Harp away: "Bye."

Damn it, I'm about to succeed, and I'll let you pick the peaches.

Lingkong went straight up to fuck her and ran out of the secret room at a very fast speed. Lingkong chased her out of the church, but he could no longer find the man.

The news of the theft of the Skyharp quickly spread throughout Mondstadt.

On the outskirts of Mond, Lingkong and Wendy were discussing countermeasures.

Lingkong: "Thanks to you, we are both wanted."

Wendy: "Oh, why do they want to wrongly accuse good people."

Lingkong: "I attempted to steal the piano but failed. You incited a minor to commit a crime, which is not wrong. Now there is only one way to clear the suspicion - get the Sky Piano back."

Wendy: "I can sense the location of the Skyharp."

Lingkong: "Then what are you waiting for?"

Wendy: “I can’t do it.”

Lingkong: "Hmm?"

Wendy: "What do you think her motive was for stealing the Sky Harp? What use would they have for stealing such a dirty thing that cannot be seen in public?"

Lingkong: "...Maybe for collection?"

Wendy: "They are looking for me, wanting me to show up, although I don't know what their purpose is."

Lingkong: "So, I have to go by myself again."

Wendy felt embarrassed: "I am sorry to trouble you again."

Lingkong: "Lord Fengshen, you are so low-key, do your followers know?"

Wendy: “Probably not.”

Pai Meng: "So, you are really the God of Wind?"

Wendy: “It’s the real deal.”

Pai Meng: "What a miserable god."

Lingkong: "What nonsense are you talking about."

The location of the Sky Harp was in a camp at the foot of a mountain. Wendy took Lingkong to a secluded place where they could see the camp.

Wendy: "I can only take you so far. What happens next is up to you."

There were four men and one woman in the camp, and the Sky Harp was placed casually on the ground by them.

Minion A: "I don't think those idiots from Mond will ever find their way here."

Minion B: "The Wind God is useless. He can't even find his own harp."

Minion C: "Boss, how long are we going to stay here?"

Masked woman in black: "Three days. After three days, the Sky Harp will be left here and we won't have to take care of it anymore."

Suddenly a strong wind blew on the flat ground and several people couldn't open their eyes.

Lingkong took advantage of the wind and quickly snatched the Sky Harp, then gave it to Paimeng and asked her to put it in the storage space.

Lingkong just didn't believe that they could snatch Paimeng away.

Lingkong: "Brothers, it's time to settle the accounts."

Several people were furious: "Who are you? You are looking for death!"

After a while, all four minions were lying on the ground.

Lingkong: "It's your turn, beautiful lady... that person last night was you, right? If I let you run away today, I will no longer be surnamed Wang."

The woman in black pretended to attack in mid-air and went straight towards Paimeng.

Paimeng was really caught by her, damn!

Lingkong was chasing closely behind, but Pai Meng used space travel to return to Lingkong.

Both of them were stunned.

Lingkong: "I think you caught a lonely one."

Pai Meng: "I was so scared. I almost forgot that I can travel through space."

Woman in black: "Honorary Knight, you are indeed a trouble."

Lingkong: "You are the trouble."

"Eight Steps to Chase the Cicada!" Lingkong reached the woman in an instant and punched her. The woman in black was knocked back more than 20 meters.

The woman in black was dying, blood was oozing out of all her orifices.

Lingkong: "It doesn't matter if you don't tell me who sent you. I will hand you over to the Knights."

The woman in black said with difficulty: "My lord will avenge me." The body of the woman in black quickly melted into a pool of black blood.

Lingkong frowned: "That's cruel enough."

He looked back at the four minions and saw them also turned into a pool of black blood.

Lingkong: "Damn, we didn't catch anyone."

When they arrived at the place where they had agreed to meet Wendy, Lingkong took out the Sky Harp.

Wendy: "You are indeed a trustworthy friend."

Lingkong recounted the battle.

Wendy said: "An unknown force? Maybe it's the Fatui."

Lingkong: "What organization?"

Wendy: "They are from a mysterious organization from Winter Solstice. I only know that they are very powerful and have many experts."

Lingkong: "There is no direct evidence to prove that they did it. It's difficult."

Wendy: "Even if there is, I'm afraid, forget it, don't think about it, Sky Harp, old friend, long time no see."