Genshin Impact: A Martial Arts Master's Journey to Teyvat

Pai Meng: "How can I be emergency food? I can't eat it!"

Taromaru: "Don't make excuses. You are the official emergency food."

Lingkong: "Let's not talk about emergency food for now. What is the Eye Hunting Order?"

Taromaru: "There should be a God's Eye, but why isn't there one? It's a mess, a complete mess."

Lingkong: "Why are you thinking about your dog life here? Let's go and return you to Kamisato Ayato. I still have to go to Inazuma Castle."

After searching for a whole day in the sky and finding nothing, he had no choice but to apologize to Kamisato Ayato.

Kamisato Ayato didn't care. Instead, she comforted him, saying that as long as the person was fine, there would be a chance to catch the criminal again in the future.

The Kamisato siblings are all nice people, and Lingkong actually felt a little guilty for lying to them.

After saying goodbye to Kamisato's family, Lingkong came to Inazuma Castle again. Thinking of the last time when he escaped from the city like a stray dog, Lingkong clenched his fists.

"You were swept away by the power of Thor's sword, but you are not hurt at all. Paimeng, you are quite strong." Lingkong said after taking a puff of cigarette.

Pai Meng: “I don’t know, maybe.”

Lingkong: "Next time I meet the Thunder God, I will use you to block the knife."

Pai Meng: "You fucking..."

Lingkong grabbed her and spanked her: "I'll teach you how to speak dirty words."

Pai Meng: "Let me go, let's fight!"

Lingkong hit him again: "Isn't this a one-on-one duel? Is this a one-on-one duel?"

Pai Meng: “Ahhh…”

It didn't hurt, but the feeling of shame made Pai Meng collapse. She decided not to talk to Lingkong for an hour to bore him to death.

Before going to Wuyouting, Lingkong went to Naganohara Fireworks Shop. He wanted to take a look at Xiao Palace.

Xiao Gong was the only one in the fireworks shop. Seeing Ling Kong, Xiao Gong was a little shocked: "Ling Kong, aren't you wanted?"

Lingkong: "Haha, no, they don't dare to mess with me."

Xiao Gong didn't understand what he meant and looked at him blankly.

Lingkong: "How have you been lately?"

Xiao Gong's face darkened: "Alas, my former friends in Inazuma ignored me because I am from Liyue."

Lingkong: "Inazuma is still a xenophobic place. We might as well go back to Liyue."

Xiao Gong: "Let's not talk about this anymore. Where have you been recently? What interesting things have you experienced?"

Lingkong: "I went to Kamisato's house to see Thomas yesterday. This guy is considered a senior executive in Kamisato's family. He asked Miss Kamisato to play with me for a day."

Lingkong picked out a few interesting things that happened during the journey, and Xiaogong gradually had a smile on his face.

Xiao Gong: "Why doesn't Xiao Paimeng say a word?"

Pai Meng: "I'm angry. When I'm angry, I don't want to talk."

"It's just a child throwing a tantrum. He will be fine in a while." Lingkong: "I should go too. Do you know Wu Youting?"

Xiao Gong: "Wu Youting Hotel, I know, go that way..."

At the entrance of Wuyouting Hotel, Lingkong said: "I thought it was a newsstand, but it turned out to be a hotel. Now that we are here, what should we eat?"

Pai Meng: "Eat sushi."

Lingkong: "Isn't sushi just rice? How can it be delicious?"

Pai Meng: "I don't care, I just want to eat."

Miko: "Mr. Lingkong, the chief priest is waiting for you upstairs. Please follow me."

In Yae Shinko's big box, besides Yae Shinko, there were a few other people who seemed to be discussing something.

Yae Shinko did not participate in the discussion, but drank tea on the side: "Little guy, you are here, come and sit here."

Lingkong: "Sister, you are in such a good mood."

Yae Miko: "A very terrible thing happened recently. My Yaedo light novel was pushed out of the top sales ranking. Now this one is ranked first."

Yae Shinko pushed the book in her hand towards her.

Lingkong: "That's the scary thing. I thought Inazuma had started a war."

Pai Meng: "Real Psychic Notes? Let me see what this book says."

Yae Miko: "On page 53, there is a spell to summon spirits. The author wrote it as a prayer technique to fulfill wishes. Many people used this spell and were possessed by the spirits of the dead. The shrine maidens at Narugami Taisha Shrine are too busy to handle it.

Although the book has been banned, some people still use this spell in private.

My idea is to write a better-selling book to divert public attention. Little guy, can you help me? "

Lingkong: "I'm really not good at writing novels."

Yae Shinko: “It’s okay, just tell us the story of your personal experience, I’m sure someone will like it.

"What I experienced was not that exciting." Because it involved two gods who had a good relationship with him, Ling Kong was not very willing to sell out his friends.

Lingkong said: "I have a better idea here, Sister Shenzi, do you know Naruto?"

Yae Miko: "Naruto? A story about ninjas? There are already many stories of this kind. Can you write something new?

Even if we can, our competitor is the number one in sales. If we can’t surpass him in sales and popularity, it may be a waste of time.”

Lingkong: "Sister Yae, listen to me, this is the story..."

Yae Shinko: "The child of the nine-tailed demon fox sealed inside? It sounds interesting. Not bad. This story can be written."

Lingkong: "I'll write an outline for you, and you just need to follow it."

Lingkong wrote for two days and finally finished the outline of the first season: "Let's leave it at that for now. I'm almost dying of exhaustion."

Yae Shenzi said happily: "You said you can't write a novel, what is this about?"

Lingkong: "I really can't write. Writing an outline is already my limit."

Yae Shenzi: "Little guy, you work so hard, how can I thank you?"

Lingkong: "You're welcome. It's what a younger brother should do. I hope you Inazuma people will stop thinking about war after watching Naruto."

Yae Shinko: "Haha, so that's what you think. You'll be disappointed. Inazuma won't stop until she's seriously injured."

Lingkong: "Naruto would be better as a comic book."

Yae Miko: "Don't worry, as long as the book sells well, the comics will be online immediately."

Lingkong had finished his work here, and he planned to go to Xiao Palace again, and then go to Tengdou Fort to visit the resistance army.

Lingkong came to Naganohara Fireworks Shop, but did not see Xiao Gong. Only Xiao Gong's family looked worried.

Lingkong: "Is Xiaogong not here?"

Xiao Gong's mother: "You are his friend, right? Alas, Kato Kenjiro was playing in Yingxiang Forest Park, and both mother and son disappeared.

Their family blamed Xiao Gong, saying that Xiao Gong brought bad luck, and now Xiao Gong has gone to look for them. I hope he can find them. "

Grandpa Xiaogong: "Nonsense, Kato's family is a bunch of scoundrels, Xiaogong shouldn't have agreed to it."

Xiao Gong's mother: "Maybe Xiao Gong really brings bad luck? There's nothing wrong with being a little more cautious."

Lingkong: "When did Xiaogong leave?"

Xiaogong's mother: "We left by boat at noon, and we should be at the Shadow Forest by now."