Genshin Impact: A Martial Arts Master's Journey to Teyvat

Lingkong: "Do you smell anything?"

Pai Meng: "I've been wanting to say this for a long time. It smells like shit and piss."

Xiangling covered her nose and said, "This smell is even stronger than Mount Sumeru."

Lingkong: "At least the city center of Xumi is relatively clean and not so smelly. Why is it that the smell gets stronger as you get closer to the city center of Hailu Port? There's a coffee shop up ahead, let's go in."

After entering the coffee shop, several people breathed a sigh of relief.

Xiangling: "It's so suffocating, can't the people of Fontaine build a toilet?"

Lingkong: "The toilet may be charged, so most people just use it on the spot."

Xiangling: "I have to pay to use the toilet? I..."

"This store seems to have a toilet. If you need to go to the toilet, go quickly." Lingkong sat in an empty seat, looked at the menu first, and waited for them to come back to discuss what coffee to order together.

It's all in French, which Lingkong can't understand, and he can't tell what the coffee tastes like just by looking at it.

After ordering three cups of coffee, the three of them sat down and waited for the food to be served.

Xiangling: "Oh, when I think about being choked by the smoke, I don't even want to go out."

Lingkong: "Paimeng, I remember I bought some masks in Mond."

Pai Meng: "Yes, it seems so. Let me take a look."

Pai Meng took out a dozen masks: "These are them. We are saved."

Xiangling: "I hope it really works."

Pai Meng: "Xiangling, which one do you want to smell, Xumi's shit and urine or Fengdan's shit and urine?"

Xiangling: "I don't want to smell any of them."

Pai Meng: "What if you must choose one?"

Xiangling: "I choose to die."

Lingkong: "This question itself is problematic. It's like choosing between eating dog shit and pig shit. Of course you won't choose either. Have you ever thought about this question seriously?"

Pai Meng: "You don't understand this. Xumi's shit smells strong, and Fontaine's urine smells strong. They are definitely different."

Lingkong: "Is it because there are no camels in Fontaine to poop everywhere?"

Xiangling covered her forehead and said, "I've had enough of you two. Why do we have to discuss this?"

Lingkong: "Kids just like shit, piss and farts."

"Sorry to bother you all." said the lady in green dress with a little girl.

Lingkong: "What can I do for you, lady?"

Lady: “It’s great that you can speak Fontaine. Can you sell me two of these masks?”

Lingkong: "Masks are not worth much, so I'll just give you two."

Lady: “How can this be possible?”

Paimeng handed her two masks: "You're welcome, we still have a lot."

Lady: “Thank you.”

Looking around, there is no seat left. Little girl: "Mom, where should we sit?"

Lingkong: "If you don't mind, you can sit at the same table with us."

The lady thanked him again. Lingkong said, "You are from Fontaine, right? Do people from Fontaine need to wear masks?"

Lady: “I am a perfumer. For perfumers, the sense of smell is very important. After a year of business trip in Xumi, I feel that I am no longer accustomed to the air in Fontaine. This horrible smell is simply destroying my sense of smell.

You guys are from Liyue, right? I’ve been to Liyue too, and the air there is actually the best.”

Lingkong: "Perfumer, making perfumes, right? This profession must be very popular in Fontaine."

Xiangling: "In Fontaine, it seems like everyone wears perfume. The fragrance mixed with the stink is absolutely amazing."

The lady took out a few cards: "This is my business card. If you want to buy perfume, you can contact me through Dream Seed."

Lingkong looked at the name on the card: "Amelie, is this pronunciation correct?"

Amelie: "Yes, that's the name."

Pai Meng: "Does spraying perfume really work? Can it keep the bad smell out?"

Lingkong: "The people of Fontaine can't smell the stench, but we can't."

Pai Meng: "I want to try it."

Lingkong: "Where can I find perfume for you?"

Amelie: "I have a new perfume here. I can give you a spray of it."

Pai Meng: "Then I want to try it. I want it to smell good too."

Lingkong: "Stay away from my coffee and don't spray it on me."

Paimeng bathed in the fragrance: "Wow, it smells so good."

Lingkong: "Xiangling, do you want to spray some?"

Xiangling: "No, chef and perfume don't go together at all. I don't want to taste perfume in my food."

Paimeng deliberately moved closer to let them smell it too.

Lingkong: "It smells really good. With the fragrance, Paimeng looks even better."

Pai Meng: "I am pretty."

Amelie: "Scent is something humans like, so it's not surprising that it can increase charm."

Pai Meng: "Did you make this perfume?"

Amelie: "Well, I named him Augustus. In Fontaineland, Augustus means king."

Pai Meng: "The King of Perfume?"

Lingkong: "Ms. Amelie is very confident about the new product."

Amelie: “I don’t believe in the perfume, I believe in the story behind it.

A good product must be embedded in a story so that people will recognize it.

I was inspired by my daughter. This story is about a flower fairy and a human who fall in love but do not end up together.

I plan to write this story into a novel. I haven’t finished writing it yet, and I will tell you about it when I have the chance.”

Pai Meng: "It turns out to be a sad love story. I prefer the love story of sweet flower-stuffed chicken and spicy crispy duck."

Lingkong: "We are different species, we can't be together."

Pai Meng: "Of course, they finally reunited in my belly. You are in me and I am in you. We will never be separated again."

Lingkong: "Then we might as well separate."

Pai Meng: "Xiangling will probably like this story."

Xiangling: "I don't like it. I don't like stories that end in tragedy."

Amelie: "I see. I really didn't consider the audience. Should the ending be a tragedy or a happy one? I need to think about it carefully."

Lingkong: "It's simple. Just set two endings. This way everyone can have a favorite ending, and the problem is solved."

Xiangling: "There must be only one ending. How can it be both sad and happy?"

Lingkong: "It's just a story. Aren't stories meant to satisfy readers' fantasies? It doesn't matter whether it's logical or not."

Amelie: "I got a lot of inspiration from chatting with you guys. I want to thank you."

Lingkong: "We are just chatting together, no need to thank me."

Amelie: "I'll definitely give you some of the new perfume when it comes out."

Lingkong: "Thank you."

Several people exchanged Dream Seed’s contact information and finished a cup of coffee while chatting.

Several people left the cafe. Unfortunately, the foul smell in the air could be smelled even through the mask.

Xiangling: "Let's go to another city. Will the environment be better there?"

Amelie: "To be honest, there is always a smell of urine when there are people around. Spraying more perfume can alleviate it a little."

Xiangling: "I'm already hopeless. There's nothing left to live for."

Lingkong: "If it doesn't work, then go into the Chen Ge Pot."

Pai Meng: "Let's go to the suburbs. There are fewer people there, so it won't stink so bad."