Genshin Impact: A Martial Arts Master's Journey to Teyvat

Lingkong: "Nice to meet you, Miss Funina. It must be a special fate that brings us together here."

Fu Nina: "Haha, it's true that we hit it off at first sight. I've heard for a long time that a young man from Liyue was traveling around the world with a little white elf, and today I finally saw him."

Lingkong: "My little fame has even spread to Fontaine, sorry to make you laugh."

Villette: "Then I'll trouble you to entertain these guests for me. I have some government affairs to deal with, so I'll be leaving for the time being."

Xiangling: "No key."

Funina took out a bunch of keys and said, "I have a spare one. Come with me."

Fernina opened the door of Villette's house skillfully and took out a bottle of wine from the wine cabinet to entertain them.

Fu Nina chuckled and said, "He has kept this wine for more than ten years and is reluctant to drink it. I want to open it today and taste what it tastes like."

Lingkong: "He won't be angry, right?"

Funina: "No, we'll drink half of the bottle and leave half for him. You can sit wherever you want. You can stay in the guest rooms on the first floor, but not on the second floor, because the second floor is the master bedroom."

Lingkong looked at the old photos on the wall, and one of the photos caught Lingkong's attention.

"I heard that you are the first president of the Fontaine Academy of Sciences. This photo must be more than a hundred years old."

In the middle of the old photo are Funina and Navillaette, and behind them should be the staff of the Academy of Sciences.

Funina: "Actually, I know nothing about science. I am just a nominal dean.

At the beginning, I thought Fontaine should vigorously develop science and improve people's lives, so I took out all my savings, plus some government investment, to establish the Fontaine Academy of Sciences.

To thank me, everyone made me the first dean. I stepped down after one year. I am just an amateur in science, so it is better to let someone who understands science manage the academy.

Lingkong: "That's also remarkable. You have changed the history of Fontaine."

Fontaine: "You are also amazing. You have changed the history of four countries. I heard that every country you traveled to would cause war and chaos because of you. It is finally Fontaine's turn. Oh my God."

Funina made a nervous expression, then laughed: "It was just a joke. I know that Lingkong Shaoxia will help every country solve its problems. Villette must also know this, so he invited you to be his guest."

Xiangling: "That's right, I can understand you when you speak Liyue language."

Lingkong: "I heard such fluent Liyue dialect that I thought I met a fellow countryman."

Fu Nina: "It's okay. I feel that Liyue dialect is the most difficult to learn. I heard that Miss Xiangling is an excellent cook. I wonder if I have the honor to eat the food made by Miss Xiangling."

Xiangling: "I am embarrassed by your compliments. A chef's job is to make delicious food, so there is no problem with that."

Fernina was indeed a god, her chatting skills were far better than Xiangling's, and within a few words, they had become good friends. Xiangling happily went into the kitchen to teach Fernina how to cook Liyue dishes.

Pai Meng: "The water god seems to be very smart."

Lingkong: "No one who can be a god is stupid. This old goddess who has lived for who knows how long is playing with a little girl like Xiangling."

Xiangling cooked four dishes, one soup, and a big pot of rice. The dishes were not exquisite, but the portions were large and filling.

Fu Nina praised the food highly. She was still wondering why Xiangling cooked so many dishes and whether they could be eaten. The food on the table was almost gone.

Lingkong ate three large bowls of rice, Paimeng ate five large bowls, and Xiangling ate two large bowls each. Funina looked at her half bowl of rice and fell into deep thought.

Lingkong: "Eat it, you're welcome."

Funina: "Do you usually eat so much?"

Lingkong: "As a martial artist, it's normal for me to eat a little more. Bringing a personal chef with me when I travel around the world is the wisest decision I've ever made."

Xiangling: "Who is the royal chef? Believe it or not, I will beat you up."

Lingkong: "You are a good cook. I have decided to make you a concubine and a full-time cook."

Xiangling: "Well, that's about right."

Pai Meng: “I don’t see any difference.”

After lunch, Ling Kong said, "Do you want to go to the city?"

Xiangling: "Why are you going out? Are you going to be suffocated by shit and piss? I'm going to stink."

Lingkong: "Fontaine City is indeed too dirty. Has Funina ever thought about improving the environment?"

“Maybe everyone is used to it?” Funina said, “So no one wants to change anything.”

Lingkong: "You really don't care about the lives of us foreigners. Fontaine is the only country I don't want to visit a second time."

Pai Meng: "Fontaine is like a toilet. If it can be flushed to flush away all the feces and urine, the environment may be improved a lot."

Lingkong: "This is a good suggestion. Don't mention it again in the future."

Funina: "Let's flush it. It doesn't seem impossible. I have nothing to do anyway, so I might as well create a flood for fun."

Lingkong: "Well, Paimeng is just joking, you're not taking it seriously, are you?"

Funina: "Hehe, I was just joking, but the flooding of Fontaine can indeed be spread as a rumor. Then, the government will have an excuse to change the current situation of Fontaine."

Pai Meng: "I said it's okay, my idea is still the best."

Lingkong: "What a wonderful Crouching Dragon and Phoenix! I suddenly have a bad feeling."

Furninna: "Leave this to me, you don't have to worry about it. In order for you to go out, I will help you once. Are you ready to accept the blessing of the water god?"

Pai Meng: "I'm ready."

Lingkong: "I don't know what I need to prepare yet. Do I need any tribute?"

"You have already paid tribute. Didn't I just eat the tribute? All you need to do is prepare nothing." Funina said, "And I will start preparing."

Fu Nina turned into a white dress with long hair: "In the name of the water god Fukaros, I grant you mortals my blessing, which is called the Blessing of Water."

Lingkong could feel the strong power of the water element protecting him. Xiangling didn't feel anything because her realm was too low.

After Fukaros finished casting the spell, he changed back to Fu Nina: "The sense of ritual still needs to be there. How about it? Do you feel that the air has become much fresher? You can go out and try to see if you can still smell the stench."

Lingkong: "After all, he is the God of Water in Fontainebleau. No wonder the people of Fontainebleau are not afraid of stench. It is because of the blessing of the God of Water."

Furninna: "No, it's because they are used to it. The number of people who have received my blessing is no more than ten. They still don't thank this water god for his blessing."

Lingkong: "Thank you, thank you, do you want me to toast you?"

Funina: "Haha, okay, stop making trouble. I'm turning back into Funina, which means I'm a mortal now. You don't have to be so reserved."