Siheyuan: Xu Damao, I want to go to the moon

By the way, he was the one who started it first. I was just acting in self-defense. I did nothing wrong!

but--

Having beaten up his favorite male character in the whole drama, Xu Damao always felt like he had done something wrong.

Ma Hua, let's not talk about other things, just look at his loyalty to his master Sha Zhu, this guy deserves a higher regard. After all, in the future, where can you find such a loyal apprentice?

In later generations, the way fat people think and act is what normal people do. If you are honest with me, I will naturally treat you as my master, but if you are on guard against everything, then of course I will be punished by heaven and earth for not caring about myself.

You don't even consider me as your disciple, but as a rival who comes to challenge me, but I still worship you like an ancestor. Am I mentally ill?

To become an apprentice, I pay tuition and also have to work for you for three years for free. So it should be natural for you to teach your apprentice, instead of guarding against him like you would a thief.

But Fatty, haven’t you entered the factory yet?

Xu Damao suddenly became a little interested in this guy who had not appeared yet and whose values ​​were somewhat similar to his own "bad seed".

Liu Yishou hurried over and took Ma Hua down from Xu Damao's arms. Ma Hua was still dizzy at that time.

Xu Damao quickly explained: "Director Liu, this is not my fault."

"My goodness! I was just knocking at the door and didn't try to force my way in, but this guy just threw a stool at me. Isn't he afraid of killing me?!"

"That's not enough, you're hitting me on the head with a rolling pin. This is killing me!"

"I just slapped him a few times. Even if the matter is reported to the security department, I am still right!"

Xu Damao didn't want to cause any more trouble, so he explained it directly. If Liu Yishou stood on Sha Zhu's side and made a scene, even though he was right, it would be troublesome for him to deal with the security department of the police station every day.

Liu Yishou glanced at Xu Damao unhappily.

"Yes, I saw it all. It was Ma Hua who started it first."

"But I have made it clear to you, Xu Damao. You didn't suffer any loss. Don't be unreasonable. Look at what you have done to Ma Hua."

Only then did I see that Ma Hua's face was swollen, just like Yan Jiecheng's yesterday. The only slightly stronger part was that his teeth had not fallen out, but they were a little loose.

"With what you said, Director Liu, how can I continue to pursue this matter? I, Xu Damao, must give you this face!"

Xu Damao said with a smile that the reason was that every time he came to cause trouble and was beaten by Sha Zhu, it was Liu Yishou who stopped him.

Although Liu Yishou just didn't want things to get out of hand in his cafeteria, it was not a big deal if his chefs beat people up every day.

What is that called? A violent chef? Who would come to his second canteen to eat after that? It would have a bad influence.

And he also dislikes Xu Damao very much. You can't beat him, but you come here every day to tease that idiot Sha Zhu. Aren't you crazy and looking for a fight?

But wasn't Xu Damao kicked out? How did he suddenly become so powerful? He could lift Ma Hua, who weighed over 100 pounds, with one hand? He didn't look like that, right?

And if you are so powerful, what have you been doing before? And every time you are beaten by idiot Zhu, you scream for help - do you have a masochistic fetish?

"Don't feel wronged. You got his master into jail, and you don't allow others to help him vent his anger?"

"You don't know that since Shazhu is not here, we have been criticized by the leaders and workers these days. There is no other way. We still have to rely on Shazhu for cooking skills and taste."

"Let's not talk about Ma Hua. Many people in the kitchen are resentful of you and Sha Zhu. No matter how much trouble they make, don't delay the kitchen work!"

"Ma Hua, I will deal with him later. This matter ends here."

Seeing that Xu Damao gave him face, Liu Yishou didn't say much. Instead, he handed Xu Damao a cigarette, which made Xu Damao a little flattered.

"Oh, Director Liu, you're too polite. Take my turn." He handed a Daqianmen cigarette to Liu Yishou and helped him light it.

Then Xu Damao said to Ma Hua: "Ma Hua, your master and I should solve the problem between us. There is no need for you to intervene."

"If I had used a little more force just now, you would have to go to the hospital for emergency treatment. And you were the first to attack. If I were a little more ruthless, you would have to go to the security department too."

Ma Hua was helped to sit aside by his colleagues in the cafeteria. He was still a little dizzy, covering his face with a wet towel, staring at Xu Damao unconvinced. But he didn't dare to say anything, because he couldn't beat him, and he was beaten unilaterally. Moreover, Director Liu came out to mediate, so at least he had to listen to Director Liu.

Xu Damao was also happy to see him angry. The anger he had just felt for being attacked had long since disappeared, because this man was Ma Hua, his favorite male character in the drama. What's the saying - those who can't get it are always in turmoil, while those who are favored are always fearless.

"You're still not convinced, right? I'll show you a unique skill."

So Xu Damao picked up the long rolling pin, grabbed it with both hands in front of everyone, and pushed it with his calf, and the rolling pin broke cleanly - broke?

I wanted to break it directly, but I was afraid it would be too scary, so I broke it with my foot.

Everyone was stunned. That was a rolling pin! It was solid! It was much harder than any table, chair or bench!

Liu Yishou was so shocked that he didn't even bother to smoke. He just held Xu Damao's calf with both hands and lifted it up: "Do you mind pulling your pants up a little so I can see your legs?"

Xu Damao: “?” Before Xu Damao could wonder why he did this, Liu Yishou started to take action.

He exposed Xu Damao's calf in front of everyone, and rubbed the surface that had just been hit with an extremely serious expression. That was the frontal bone of the calf. If it was not hard enough, it would be extremely painful to get hit there.

"What a natural power!"

Then, vomit!

Before Xu Damao could react, he spat on him and wiped it with his sleeve.

Am I crazy? !

“What a delicious chicken drumstick!”

Xu Damao was almost confused——[Do you also watch "Shaolin Soccer"? 】

"I am young... I have an iron shield." He almost said it out loud.

Liu Yishou asked in confusion: "Then you were kicked out by Sha Zhu?"

Xu Damao continued to make up: "That's the weak spot...I didn't practice it well."

Liu Yishou: "You are so powerful, but why do you always get beaten by idiot Zhu and scream?"

Xu Damao lied calmly, "We are childhood friends. He beat me to help me practice. Didn't you see that I was full of life in just one or two days?"

"I didn't take it personally. It's nothing to just play around with childhood friends."

"Who knew this grandson had no moral principles and kicked me in the lower body - that's why this incident became such a big deal."

Everyone was silent. They had good reasons, but—

Why are you so mean, Xu Damao? You had to find someone to beat you up, and you found a fool, and now you're done for...

Liu Yishou asked the question that puzzled everyone again. There have been many rumors about Xu Damao recently, including that he was born with supernatural powers, had infinite strength, was infertile, and was vindictive... Even Jia Zhang's theory that Xu Damao was possessed by a ghost had spread to the factory.

"You're a projectionist, why are you practicing martial arts?"

"It's very heavy to bring equipment to the countryside. The projector, speakers, and screens weigh over 100 pounds. It takes several hours to ride there, and I'm afraid I'll be robbed."

"If I don't have some skills, why would I be a projectionist?"

Everyone fell silent again, as if... as if... what he said made sense?

A eunuch who doesn’t want to be a martial arts master is not a good projectionist?

Liu Yishou didn't want to continue arguing with Xu Damao on this issue, so he waved his hand to stop Xu Damao from boasting: "I don't care about what happened between you and Sha Zhu, why did you come to our second cafeteria?"

"Oh, I'm looking for Liu Lan."

"Liu Lan, Liu Lan, someone is looking for you."

At this time, a young girl about 20 years old walked out of the crowd and said timidly.

"Xu, Comrade Xu Damao..."

"What do you want from me?"