Siheyuan: Starting from Building a Village

"Xu Damao, you're in trouble."

Just this shout almost gave Xu Damao a heart attack.

Xu Damao was a little confused. He hadn't done anything illegal. He was fine just now. Why did he suddenly change his attitude?

Did I accidentally enter a bandit’s den?

I have heard some things. In the past, there were bandits who gathered in a village. Like a normal village, they worked every day. Only when a fat sheep was delivered to their door would they show their fangs.

The male was killed directly and eaten as mutton, and the bones were boiled into soup.

Thinking of this, Xu Damao felt like vomiting. He had had beef soup for breakfast, and he drank three bowls. Three bowls? Beef, mutton, are they called differently?

"Hmm..."

When he saw Li Xiangdong's unfriendly face, Xu Damao hurriedly covered his mouth with his hands and swallowed the food that had just reached his mouth.

I kept encouraging myself in my heart, Damao, you can do it, you have to hold it in, you must hold it in, you must not let them notice, I still have to find a chance to escape from this place.

As his mind turned, Xu Damao had the idea of ​​becoming a woman for the first time, because women usually did not die when caught by bandits. Women were usually left behind and distributed to those who had no wives in the "village".

"Hey, I ate too much."

Xu Damao looked at Li Xiangdong behind him cautiously. The more he looked, the more he felt that he had entered a den of thieves. Li Xiangdong's appearance, his size, and his beard were the standard features of a mountain king, a definite big boss.

And that Liu Guozheng has been smiling all the time from yesterday until now. This guy must be the legendary dog-headed military strategist.

Oh my God, I, Xu Damao, am a bit lustful, but this is something we both agreed to, there is no coercion. Strictly speaking, I am doing good deeds, I have paid not only physical strength, but also real money and food, and I have saved many people during the famine years.

God, please open your eyes and show me a clear way. As long as I, Xu Damao, survive this disaster, I will burn three incense sticks every day and kneel down to worship you in the morning and evening.

Xu Damao stood there with his face turning pale and red.

I saw beads of sweat forming on my forehead.

Liu Guozheng and Li Xiangdong were stunned by what they saw. They had no idea that Xu Damao's inner drama was so rich.

"Da Mao, tell me."

Liu Guozheng and Li Xiangdong sat down separately, looked at the trembling Xu Damao and spoke.

"Master, please spare your life!"

When Liu Guozheng opened his mouth, Xu Damao shuddered and knelt down immediately.

"puff."

"cough cough"

Liu Guozheng and Li Xiangdong had to endure it very hard.

"If you want to live, explain yourself."

Li Xiangdong adjusted his expression and spoke loudly with a stern face.

"I'll tell you. I'll tell you."

Seeing Li Xiangdong puffing his beard and glaring, Xu Damao's psychological defense collapsed.

Liu Guozheng and Li Xiangdong smiled at each other.

Xu Damao knelt on the ground and talked incessantly, fearing that if he spoke too slowly, he would lose his life.

"When I was little..."

"When I grew up...I saw someone taking a bath..."

"I saw it a few days ago.. Qin.. It was big and white."

"......"

"By the way, big boss, I live in a courtyard, and there are no good people living there."

"Compared to them, I am a good person."

"Especially the one called Shazhu, a violent man who gets into fights when things go wrong, known as the God of War, and like his father, he likes other people's wives..."

"And there's a big uncle in our hospital, Yi Zhonghai, that old mule, he's even less of a good-for-nothing..."

"Also, Qin Huairu, the two headlights are white and bright, and the taillights are round and big."

After saying this, Xu Damao licked his lips in an obscene manner.

"besides.."

"I have a lover in Xiahe Village..."

“…”

This guy blurted out everything he should and shouldn't say. Looking at the situation, he was really scared.

The most mentioned one is women.

He is worthy of being called the master of first blood.

"Boss, I have said everything I need to say."

After saying that, Xu Damao looked at Li Xiangdong cautiously. He now really believed that Li Xiangdong was the mountain king.

Liu Guozheng whispered, "Do you mean there is something else that shouldn't be said?"

After hearing what Liu Guozheng said, Xu Damao was shocked. This dog-headed military advisor is really vicious! This is not asking questions, this is handing a knife to the boss.

"explain."

Li Xiangdong said sternly.

"I said, I said."

"Actually, this is not my area for showing movies. I volunteered to swap shifts with someone else in order to meet my lover."

"Also, I often used the opportunity of showing movies in the countryside to seek benefits for myself. If I didn't receive anything, I wouldn't show the movie. If I wasn't satisfied with what I received, I wouldn't show the movie either."

"When there are no tasks, I will find reasons to lend out the projector to earn extra money."

"..."

"Boss, I'm really done."

Xu Damao also let go at this time. He had already said everything anyway, so he just had to save his life first.

"Sign and pledge."

Li Xiangdong pretended to take out the records and the ink pad.

"Is it okay not to sign?"

In Xu Damao's opinion, he would rather not sign if he could. Everything he said would be recorded. As long as he signed and put his fingerprints on it, the rest of his life would be over.

Li Xiangdong said coldly: "Sign, live; don't sign, die."

"Sign, I sign, I sign."

Xu Damao completely gave up on his hope and honestly signed his name and put his fingerprints on it.

"Hahaha"

"Ha ha.."

"It's so funny."

“It’s so hard to endure...”

Seeing Xu Damao sign, Liu Guozheng and Li Xiangdong could no longer hold back and burst into laughter.

Xu Damao came to his senses now and felt that something seemed to be wrong.

"you?"

"you?"

Xu Damao snatched the "testimony" from Li Xiangdong's hand, only to find that the densely packed scribbles were not words at all.

"I..you..hahaha."

Xu Damao also laughed, and as he laughed, he started to cry. A grown man cried so hard that he felt like he had survived a disaster.

"Okay, you guys..."

"Liu Guozheng, Li Xiangdong, is it fun?"

Xu Damao gritted his teeth. If he was able to defeat them, he would have gone up and given the two of them a beating.

"Da Mao, you are amazing."

"It's both the headlight and the rear light."

"Tsk tsk... No wonder you are so weak."

"Hahaha.."

Xu Damao's face turned red, and he thought that the game was over. This ugly act of his would make these two people laugh for the rest of their lives.

Forget it. Even though Mr. Mao can’t afford to offend you, he can always hide from you.

At worst, we won’t come to your place anymore.

Do you have the guts to laugh again?