Ascension failed, the system took me away

Zhangjiakou.

Tushan Fu Fu stood high in the sky, looking down at all the non-human creatures below.

Although his figure is so conspicuous in the air, most people are completely unaware of it.

This is a classic concealment method that all practitioners with some skills can use, and is called an sleight of hand.

It can make mortals subconsciously ignore its existence, and only creatures with Taoism can see it.

That is to say, it is visible to the Dharma eye but invisible to the naked eye.

This is also the reason why practitioners and demons are so mysterious in the mortal world.

At this time, the demons, ghosts, mountain spirits, wild monsters and other strange creatures mixed in the crowd did not dare to make any other moves.

The gazes from the top strong men brought them an extremely heavy sense of oppression.

Some experienced people who have been in the world for many years can still remain calm and know that it is best not to talk nonsense or make unnecessary movements at this time.

The big guy in the sky must have come to do something, and left after she finished her work.

However, some newbies with low skills do not have such strong psychological qualities.

Most of those who can survive in human society are poor grassroots eccentrics who are not very powerful.

It is difficult for them to survive in the wild territories and they cannot compete with those who have bloodlines and backing.

They can only transform into human form and hide in places where humans gather. As long as they don't cause trouble, they will generally not be killed by passing practitioners.

These guys were timid to begin with, and the appearance of the Jinyiwei before had almost scared them to death.

Now, facing the oppressive breath of Tushan Fu Fu, his performance was even worse. His face turned pale and he was shaking like a sieve.

Some even fainted, and the people around them thought they were sick and sent them to a nearby clinic.

On a flower boat on the river that makes scholars linger, a charming woman wearing a gauze on her face is looking up at the sky.

He murmured with a look of doubt: "Is this... the ancestor of Tushan? Why is he carrying the token of the Demon Suppression Division?"

She is also a fox spirit, but she is from an inconspicuous small tribe with only two or three big and small foxes in her family, which is not comparable to a large clan like Tushan.

Once when the fox clan was gathering, I had the honor of meeting Tushan Fufu, a talented fox demon who had the potential to become a nine-tailed fox.

So he recognized the identity of the person in heaven.

What is puzzling is why the fox demons are mixed up with the human dynasty.

Seeing the three big characters "Demon Suppression Division" clearly written on the token around her waist, she felt very incredible.

"Could this new Great Xia Dynasty be related to the ancient Emperor Yu?"

It's no wonder she thought so, because legend has it that Dayu of the ancient Xia Dynasty and Tushan had an unclear relationship.

Just as the fox spirit on the flower boat was secretly guessing, Hu Si flew to Tushan Fu Fu holding a three-legged toad.

"Cousin, we caught it. This toad is really not that powerful."

He shook the little monster in his hand that was shaking like it was having an epileptic seizure and said.

I saw that this toad was very unique, different from the ordinary ones of its kind which were ugly and colorful in appearance.

The whole body seems to be carved from white jade, crystal clear, round and smooth.

There are also golden thread-like textures on his body, which are most obvious on his back, and have condensed into faint runes.

If it does not move, it looks like a jade sculpture of a golden toad inlaid with gold threads and jade, which is a priceless rare treasure in the eyes of merchants.

Hu Si took out a brush, raised his hand and painted a pavilion in the blink of an eye, which became real and looked like a real thing.

This is the new path he chose after he ascended to heaven and became a human being and entered the humanistic system.

I look forward to one day being able to write something so powerful that it can shake the world.

Then he threw the toad monster up and asked:

"Stop shaking. What's your name? Why are you hanging out with profiteers?"

"Do you know that interfering in human business affairs is a capital crime?"

But the toad monster kept shaking and couldn't stop.

The little monster was completely unable to control his instinctive fear when facing a strong man who could easily crush him to death at such a close distance.

Even if the two of them restrained their breath, it would be useless as they would still be shaking.

Seeing this, Hu Si threw out a dark green dry leaf.

Suddenly, a refreshing fragrance came to my face, and the cool breath entered the brain through the body's sense of smell and went straight to the depths of the soul.

The toad monster's spirits were greatly lifted, and his fear was instantly suppressed. He felt his mind was clearer than ever before.

It seemed as if the entire toad had become smarter, his thinking logic was extremely clear, and he could now understand things that he couldn't understand before.

His body stopped shaking. He held the dark green leaf in his paws and brought it to his nose, breathing deeply, squinting his eyes in fascination.

"Stop shaking and answer my question!" Hu Si drew a teapot, lit the fire, and said lightly.

The toad monster came to his senses immediately after hearing this, and reluctantly held the leaf above his head and handed it back.

At the same time, he said: "My two kings..."

"Don't call me king!" Tushan Fufu, who was sitting on a horse with a golden sword, interrupted with her eyebrows raised.

The Toad Monster was stunned for a moment, and turned his sharp head around. It seemed that it was indeed inappropriate to call a woman "king".

So he changed his tone and said, "Yes, Queen!"

Before Tushan Fufu could object to this title, the Toad Monster continued:

"I don't have a name, just call me Little Toad."

Hu Si did not take back the Nethermint leaf, staring at him: "Why are you colluding with that profiteer?"

Hearing this, the Toad Monster trembled again and shouted, "It's unfair, my king. The treasure house is relatively quiet. I was just sleeping in it."

"I didn't take a cent from the merchant's offerings, nor did I respond to their requests. How can I say they are in collusion with him?"

Hu Si smiled at the Toad Monster's statement of disassociating himself from the matter and said, "I believe that he didn't work for that profiteer!"

"Your Majesty, you are very wise!" The Toad Monster felt relieved and flattered him.

"But not a single cent was taken... not necessarily!" Hu Si said with a meaningful smile.

These words made the Toad Monster nervous again. His eyes flickered and his words stuttered:

"My... My King, I really didn't take a single cent. The treasures in the treasury can be found in the accounts..."

Hu Siyi waved his hand and interrupted, "It is said that the golden toad has three magical powers. The first is to find gold and silver, the second is to spit out treasures, and the third is to swallow wealth and practice."

At this point, he stared at the Toad Monster, his eyes piercing: "What about you, as a descendant of the Golden Toad, what magical powers do you have?"

Under Hu Si's death gaze, the Toad Monster immediately deflated, knowing that his bloodline had been seen through long ago.

Then he opened his big mouth and spit out a gold ingot.

It is small, not even as big as a lychee, but it exudes a unique scent that makes people dizzy.

Hu Si felt an unspeakable temptation from it, and even Tushan Fu Fu was attracted for a moment.

She picked up the gold ingot and looked at it carefully: "Is this fortune? It is indeed extraordinary."

In fact, wealth can be considered a branch of the power of incense.

However, unlike the belief and worship of gods, wealth is generated through commercial transactions.

It is said that the God of Wealth in Heaven has relevant authority.

This kind of power is even more ethereal and elusive than incense. Only a very small number of creatures in the world are involved in this, and the golden toad is one of them.

This gold ingot is a treasure condensed from the wealth absorbed by the Toad Monster.

Holding it in your hand will not bring you wealth or prosperity.

The greatest use of this thing is to give it to ghosts.

As the saying goes, money makes the world go round. With this gold ingot, you can make deals with the underworld.

Those who died unexpectedly before the end of their life span can come back to the human world. Even if their bodies are burned to ashes, the underworld will take the gold ingots to solve the problem for you.

Those who have reached the end of their life span can also exchange for some extra years to continue living freely in the human world, or buy a job in the underworld.

So this thing is also called life-buying money.

The paper money burned by people to commemorate their ancestors originated from this, but ninety-nine percent of it is just useless superficial effort.