Siheyuan: Big City, Small Love

At dinner time, Yu Shui said, "Brother Lai, don't ask my dad to bring me food all the time. I can't finish it and I'm getting fat."

"Hey, if you can't finish it, you can give it to Wu'er and the others! Are you pregnant and stupid?"

He Lai tapped her forehead and smiled.

"Mom is watching her. Wu'er doesn't dare to come to my place now." Yu Shui explained.

"What's wrong? Isn't Wu'er afraid of her mother beating her? Why doesn't she dare to come?"

He Lai asked curiously.

"Mom has changed to spanking the palms now! Wu'er cried so loudly at noon, I could hear it from here."

Rain said secretly.

"Uh..." He Lai was speechless for a moment. Well, just hit her. It's good for Wu'er to cry anyway.

Before the two of them could say a few words, Wu'er came running over.

"Brother, what should I do if mom hits my hand?" Wu'er asked her question quickly.

"Well... then just let your mother beat you obediently. Big brother doesn't have any good solution." He Lai tapped Wu'er's little head and said with a smile.

"But spanking hurts so much! Why doesn't mom spank you anymore?"

"Because Mom wants to see you cry!"

"why?"

"Because you did something that made mother unhappy?"

"If I cry, will my mother stop beating me?"

"Uh...just give it a try."

"Okay, I'll try."

After Wu'er finished speaking, she ran back.

Even Yu Shui was speechless after hearing the conversation between He Lai and Wu'er. What does it mean that you won't fight if she cries?

……

From then on, He Lai often heard Wu'er crying.

At the beginning, he cried loudly but had no tears. Later, when he saw Wu Juan raise her hand, tears came out of his eyes.

In the beginning, he needed to put some onions in his eyes to make the tears flow out, but later, when he saw Wu Juan wanted to hit someone, the tears would flow out on their own.

He Lai sighed that Wu'er was really born in the wrong era. If she was born a few decades later, she would definitely be a movie queen!

Wu'er is also the boss of the courtyard, and she acts arrogantly wherever she goes. Not only do Xiao Yangzi and the others dare not disobey her, even Sha Zhu and Xu Damao spoil her and grant her every request, which is just right for her.

Just a few days after the Chinese New Year, Wu Juan dragged him into the bedroom and beat him up.

What was the reason? It seemed like they teamed up with Xiao Yangzi and a few other kids to blow up the public toilet outside.

Who is the unlucky guy? It is Xu Damao, who had just returned from a drinking party.

Xu Damao was almost scared to death... No, it should be said that he was almost scared to death, after all, he was buried alive.

Fortunately, the neighbors reacted in time and immediately rescued Xu Damao from the collapsed toilet.

Because the roof of the toilet was covered with thatch and the bricks on both sides were tilted outwards, Xu Damao was not seriously injured. He did not break any bones or fall into the pit. He was just scared away by the alcohol.

After beating Wu'er, Wu Juan ignored the crying little girl and took her to Xu Damao's house, preparing to make her kneel down and apologize to Xu Damao.

A group of crying children were already standing at Xu Damao’s house. They were all involved in the toilet bombing and it seemed that they had been beaten by their parents.

"No, no, Aunt He, I'm fine, really fine, you see I'm fine, Wu'er, don't cry, don't cry anymore."

Xu Damao picked up Wu'er, whose face was covered with tears, and comforted her.

Wu'er really cried this time. After all, Wu Juan was very cruel this time. She took off her pants and beat her. Her butt was almost bleeding.

Wu'er hugged Xu Damao's neck and cried even louder.

Everyone's heart softened as they watched her cry.

Aunt Xu and Qin Yuru sighed when they saw Wu'er's appearance. Although they felt a little sorry for Wu'er and the other children, Xu Damao had been examined by He Lai and was found to be not injured. At most he was just scared.

"Wu'er's mother, forget it, forget it. It's not Wu'er's fault that the child loves to play."

Aunt Xu spoke up.

Sha Zhu wanted to say something gloating, but Qin Huairu's look frightened him so much that he couldn't say a word.

Just like that, because there were several pregnant women present, it was not suitable for crying, so they dispersed after a while.

At this time, He Lai was cleaning up Wu'er and the others' mess. He found Yu Li's father, Master Yu, and asked him to help rebuild the toilet.

Since the visitor was here to celebrate the New Year, Master Yu didn't care whether it was the Chinese New Year or not and agreed directly.

He Lai also gave Master Yu a sketch of a toilet. Since it was being rebuilt, he might as well make it better and bigger and incorporate the public toilets of later generations.

Because He Lai handled the matter in a timely manner, the neighborhood office did not hold Wu'er and the others accountable. After all, they still had to give He Lai face.

The people in the Siheyuan were not very dissatisfied. After all, He Lai went door to door to apologize.

Because Wu'er injured her butt, she lay down directly at He Lai's house so that He Lai, the doctor, could give her medicine.

"Stop showing off. I've already told you to be careful when playing. How can you blow up the toilet with firecrackers? There's methane in the toilet, it's easy to explode!"

He Lai said as he applied medicine to Wu'er.

"Brother, what is methane? Was it methane that caused the toilet to explode? How could it be so bad!"

Wu'er asked pitifully.

"Alright, alright, remember this from now on. You are not allowed to play with firecrackers. It is easy to hurt your hands! Just play with some firecrackers."

"It was obviously my elder brother who gave me the firecrackers, why didn't mother beat him!"

"Hey! I clearly put it on the table. When did it become something I gave it to you? How dare you wrongly accuse your big brother! Believe it or not, big brother will give you a few hits too."

He Lai scolded with a smile.

"Brother, don't think I don't know. Everything you put on the table is for me. Whether it's food or toys, if you want to give them to me, just put them on the table and let me take them myself!"

Wu'er said confidently.

“Hey, you little stinky girl.” He Lai found it funny and patted the quilt, saying, “Even if big brother lets you play with it, big brother didn’t ask you to blow up the toilet! Can’t you see how other people play with firecrackers?

Besides, didn’t Big Brother clean up your mess? You blew up the toilet, and Big Brother got someone to fix it for you. Big Brother went to apologize to everyone in the two courtyards.

Big brother has spent the whole day on this!"

"Humph, I don't care. It's Big Brother's fault anyway. If Big Brother hadn't put the firecrackers on the table, I wouldn't have taken them! The toilet wouldn't have been blown up by that methane thing. It's all Big Brother's fault."

Wu'er pouted and said angrily.

"Okay, okay, stop arguing. Mom will come over soon and get angry again if she sees you guys still arguing." Yu Shui came in with a bowl of porridge and advised, "Drink some porridge. Sister-in-law put some sugar in it, it's sweet."

After saying that, he scooped a spoonful of porridge, blew on it, and put it near Wu'er's mouth.

"Thank you, sister-in-law!" Wu'er took a sip of the porridge and expressed her gratitude.

After a while, the porridge was finished. It seemed that Wu'er was really hungry, after all, she had been crying for so long.

He Lai talked to her for a while, and then Wu'er fell into a deep sleep.

At this time Wu Juan also came over. She probably thought afterwards that she had hit him too hard and wanted to come and see how Wu'er was doing.

Seeing Wu'er sleeping quietly, she felt relieved.

"Mom, you hit her too hard. Wu'er is still young." He Lai said with a wry smile.

"You've spoiled me! The toilet has collapsed. If I don't beat Wu'er, she'll grow up to be a little thug! If you weren't grown up, I would have beaten you too!"

Wu Juan glared at He Lai fiercely and cursed.

He Lai was silent now. Wu Juan was very angry now, and He Lai didn't dare to do anything that would bring bad luck.

"Mom, don't be angry. Brother Damao is fine. Brother Lai has already asked someone to repair the toilet. The repairman said it will be done in two days. Brother Lai has also taken some stuff to apologize to the neighbor."

Yu Shui sat next to Wu Juan and comforted her softly.

"Hmph, I'll let you off for Yu Shui's sake. If you dare to let Wu'er make mistakes again next time, I'll beat you too. Do you hear me?"

Wu Juan said.

"I heard it." He Lai answered obediently.

Oh, what a sin, Wu'er, can't you just be quiet?

……cannot!……