After picking up the poor little girl from a wealthy family, he was entangled

When faced with Soda's jokes, Wei Mi didn't even have to pretend to cooperate and could laugh naturally.

If Wei Mi had ever heard what the system said, "Soda has a talent for telling jokes."

Then, he will definitely agree with the other party's point of view very much, and start a competition with the system on "who can say more words to praise soda".

At this moment, the system looked at Su Da and Wei Mi talking and laughing, and silently swallowed a sentence in its heart: Wei Mi wanted to beat Wei Yi, it must be because that boy ruined his request for a kiss from Su Da, right? !

From this perspective, it can be said that Wei Mi was really upset by Wei Yi.

"correct."

After enjoying the joy of having someone laugh at his jokes for a while, Soda said to Wei Mi, "It may take some time to prepare for the paternity test between you and Wei Zengrong, but the one with Wei Yi can be arranged right away. What do you think, Master?"

Soda is not just a warrior who can only use the explosion-proof fork to stab people. She can also have a flash of inspiration and act according to the situation. She caught Wei Yi's fallen hair and kept it for identification with Wei Mi.

This is called combining force and wisdom.

When Wei Mi saw the handful of Wei Yi's hair left by Soda, he immediately wanted to get up and take it.

"Hey? Are you in such a hurry? I'll go over there, don't get excited." Soda was afraid that Wei Mi's strength had not recovered and he might fall again, so she took a few quick steps forward and put Wei Yi's hair wrapped in a tissue into Wei Mi's hand.

Wei Mi took the bag of hair and put it on the bedside table, then took out a piece of disinfectant tissue and wiped Soda's hands.

Although the movements were urgent, they were also gentle.

Wei Mi was focused and did not forget to explain to Soda the reason for his action, "Wei Yi is not smart, I am afraid his hair will dirty your hands."

After wiping Soda's hands carefully, Wei Mi looked up and looked into Soda's eyes, "Thank you for everything you have done for me."

Soda: "Instead of asking about my well-being, why not give me a huge sum of money?"

Wei Mi smiled, "Okay, I'll find a chance to get the huge sum of money from the Wei family."

Soda made an "OK" gesture. She looked at the time and realized how late it was. No wonder she felt uncomfortable when she used the explosion-proof fork to catch Wei Yi and pulled his hair.

She is hungry!

system:......

Zizi, you've been exposed. The "pulling hair" you just used conflicts with the previous "Wei Yi's falling hair".

But after thinking about it, the system didn't say this.

System: Anyway, Wei Mi doesn't seem to care at all about where his cheap brother got his hair.

Maybe he would even feel sorry for Soda because he was tired from pulling the other person's hair.

He decided to say less to avoid giving Wei Mi too many opportunities to show off.

System: How many times has this guy wiped his kid's hands? !

He didn't even wipe his baby's hands!

╭ (╯ ^ ╰) ╮

Soda didn't know that her system elder was beginning to feel unbalanced. She grabbed the half-pack of snacks that she hadn't forgotten yet and stuffed it into Wei Mi's hand, "Master, you eat this first. I'll go to the kitchen to see if I can get something to eat."

Wei Mi wanted to get up, "Otherwise, I'll cook..."

The voice gradually disappeared under Soda's serious sight, and Wei Mi lay back obediently, holding the snacks and no longer fighting for the right to use the kitchen.

Soda looked around and finally pulled out a piece of cloth from her magical work supplies and spread it over Weimi as a tablecloth.

She hadn't thought of it before, but Wei Mi still needed more rest. It was okay to use a cushion when eating snacks, but it was easy for crumbs to fall off when eating in bed - so it was better to use a tablecloth as a cushion.

Looking at the red and green floral fabric, Soda nodded with satisfaction. She then patted Wei Mi's head and said, "That's good~"

"You will only be allowed to continue being the Snail Master after you have rested well, understand?"

Wei Mi nodded, "Got it."

Soda nodded with satisfaction, feeling a novel and joyful feeling of being someone else's elder.

In the future, she will definitely be like her family system, an extremely kind and friendly elder!

Immersed in the joy of self-affirmation, Soda hummed a song and went to the kitchen to find food.

Yes, Soda is mainly foraging, not cooking.

As mentioned before, Soda's cooking skills are limited.

But fortunately, I had some frozen foods in the refrigerator, so I just needed to cook them and eat them.

This is very friendly to soda.

Feeling that it was almost time, Soda poked her head out of Weimi's bedroom door and knocked on the door. "Do you need help to the dining table to eat?"

Wei Mi was about to say no, but the moment the words came out of his mouth, he changed his mind.

Following the same action as before when he wanted to stand up, Wei Mi naturally extended his hand to Soda, "That's troublesome."

system:......

This kid has improved.

Soda didn't think too much about it. Although what she said was just teasing Wei Mi, it was not unacceptable for her to really help the other person.

While supporting the person, Soda walked and sighed in his heart: Young master's waist is really strong!

But no matter what was in Soda's mind before, when it was time to eat, the only thing she thought about was filling her stomach.

Soda served delicious food to Wei Mi and himself, and once again immersed himself in the food.

Yes, delicious food.

The frozen foods at the young master's house are all more delicious than those she had eaten before!

Soda: [This must be something you can’t buy on the market! ]

The system agreed: [Perhaps it was specially made by the chef of the young master's family and supplied to the Mahjong House here. ]

Soda sighed: [Even if he is down and out, he is still the young master. ]

After thinking for a while, Soda said: [System, do you think our private speculations are as funny as the common people's speculations about the emperor using a golden hoe? ]

The system said: [But we were just joking, so it’s OK as long as we have fun.]

Soda's inner man applauded the system: [System, you are super transparent! ]

system:(????)

Mealtime is often like this, a special parent-child moment for Soda and the system.

So on the surface, the dinner table seemed very quiet.

Wei Mi didn't feel uncomfortable either. He probably already knew some of Soda's eating habits. At this moment, he was only thinking about researching and developing more delicious foods in the future.

Because of this idea, Wei Mi read a lot of food recipes before going to bed, and even when he fell asleep, he was still studying cooking in his dreams.

However, this at least prevented him from waking up in an embarrassing situation again because of the interrupted kiss.

I just don't know if Wei Mi would want to continue that unfinished kiss more than studying cooking in his dreams.

Soda opened his eyes quickly and reached out to touch the seat next to him - there was no one else.

She exhaled and relaxed a little.

I almost thought she really killed Wei Mi!