How many days can the top rich boyfriend live?
Chapter 304 "Fuck, where did the flower demon come from?"
The two men were struck by lightning, especially Huo Yancheng, who had just been explaining reproductive isolation to Shanglu, and his eyes were full of disbelief.
He pointed to his nose and asked, "My... mine?"
Qian Ling was speechless and said, "Could there be someone else? Oh... it seems there really is one, but you can't be blamed for this. If you want to blame someone, blame Xiao Luo... for messing around outside!"
Huo Yancheng tried his best to deny it for him: "No, no, he didn't do anything wrong! They are all mine, all mine!"
As he said this he rushed in and looked at the two egg-sized flower sacs. It was hard to imagine that two lives were being nurtured inside.
One is blue, the other is red, why are the colors different?
Qian Ling was still explaining, "The reason why they are different is probably because one is a pure Yang spiritual fruit, and the other is... a cold spiritual fruit! Unfortunately, there is no Yin one, and I, Xiao Luo, have a Yin constitution."
Jiang Luo knew nothing at this time. He had just finished transforming and had fainted.
But at this time, his plant was very stretched, facing the sunlight in the sunroom, clinging to the thick tree trunk, and seemed to feel very safe.
Just when Qian Ling wanted to say something else, Shang Lu burst into tears and hugged Qian Ling, crying uncontrollably.
Qian Ling frowned, stood there speechlessly and said, "You... you're strangling me so hard that I can't breathe, Shang Lu, what are you crazy about?"
Shang Lu cried until he was out of breath. He choked and said, "It turns out that everything you said was true. You...you have never lied to me."
Qian Ling pushed him away and said, "Yes! You are the one who treated me as a psychopath and gave me so many medicines. If my body could absorb those things, I don't know what kind of damage it would cause to my liver."
Shang Lu cried even harder. At this moment, he recalled those schizophrenic words that Qian Ling had said before, and he found a basis for every one of them.
But there was one thing he still didn't quite understand, so he asked, "But... we've never met before, how did you give birth to... uh, bear my fruit?"
Qian Ling felt a little guilty about this, and he whispered, "Actually... I just wanted to borrow your help, but I didn't expect Xiao Luo to disappear. I erased your memory at that time, but don't worry, I didn't ask you for help in vain. At that time, your car overturned into the belly of Tianshan Mountain, and your head hit a rock. If I didn't save you, you would most likely be eaten by the beasts inside."
Shang Lu was very hurt and asked, "So... I was just picked up by you by chance?"
Qian Ling tilted his head and thought for a moment before answering, "Not really. There are very few people where I live, and I don't like going down the mountain to look for people. I waited for three hundred years before I finally found someone who seemed to be to my liking."
Shang Lu realized that he was the type who was going on a blind date, and that he was being set up on a blind date without his knowledge.
Shang Lu felt a little more balanced, sniffed and said, "I'm sorry for letting you bear all this alone over the years. I wish I had understood it earlier."
Qian Ling said: "You are a human, so it's normal that you don't believe me. In fact, our Youlan clan has been living in seclusion in the mountains for many years, and generally does not have contact with humans. In fact, after meeting you, my thoughts have changed a lot. Humans are not as cruel and ruthless as I imagined."
Shang Lu was so upset that he said, "So this is what humans look like in your mind?"
Qian Ling replied: "That's because many people in Tianshan go into the mountains to gather and hunt. Humans eat our kind and hunt small animals. Do you think they are hateful?"
Shang Lu thought about it and realized that if he had seen these cruel things against his own people since he was a child, he would indeed have a very bad impression of humans.
Because humans are indeed cruel, they will do anything for food.
Qian Ling added: "But after I became a human, I realized that this world is a place where the strong prey on the weak. There are very few people like us, the Youlan clan, who live on the essence of heaven and earth. Even plants, when they see humans, will subconsciously think that they are their fertilizer."
Shang Lu had never thought that plants were scary, but after hearing Qian Ling’s words, he actually found it very reasonable.
Shang Lu sniffed and said, "I'll go see my son. Even though I've called him my son for so long, in my heart I've always treated him as my godson."
Qian Ling said: "Go! Take good care of him and spray him with water every once in a while. Youlan likes a humid and warm environment and is most afraid of dryness and coldness. So I want you to build a sun room, find the thickest tree trunk, and use the most expensive fertilizer in the world. Your son deserves the best."
Shang Lu nodded heavily and said in agreement: "Yes! I will give him the best in the world!"
As he said this, he turned and walked into the sun room. When he turned around, he saw Huo Yancheng hugging the tree trunk and stroking the roots of the Jiang Luo plant.
Phocaea: ...
At this moment, he looked at Huo Yancheng with a frown, pushed him away and said, "Can you please pay attention to your influence and don't touch my son?"
Huo Yancheng frowned and said, "Father-in-law, this is my wife."
Shang Lu said, "This is my son! Oh, I really... Why did I find my son so late after so many years? Why did I realize he is my son only now? If I had found him earlier, he wouldn't have gotten married and had children at the age of eighteen! He was still a child, and you ruined him! I'm so fucking..."
As he said this, he raised his hand and wanted to hit Huo Yancheng on the head.
Unexpectedly, Qian Ling came over and stopped him, frowning and saying, "Are you crazy? If you hit him, won't Xiao Luo fight you to death when he wakes up?"
Shang Lu thought so too. This son-in-law was like a glass princess. If he was beaten, he would be half dead.
But Shang Lu was still unwilling to accept that his heavenly treasure was taken away by this wild boar without his knowledge.
Qian Ling advised: "Think about it again, how many people in this world are better than him? He is also very handsome. The key is that he likes Xiao Luo, what can you do to stop him?"
Moreover, it was all thanks to him that Xiao Luo was able to produce double flowers, and he also had a way to prevent the Youlan clan from facing the risk of extinction.
Although Shang Lu was still not very willing, he had no choice but to accept him. He just pointed at Huo Yancheng and said, "Be nice to him, otherwise..."
Huo Yancheng felt aggrieved and thought to himself, am I not good enough to my wife?
That’s right, it’s better for him to be good to me. Not only does he work hard to extend my life, but he also works hard to produce spiritual fruits for him.
Thinking of this, Huo Yancheng felt that it would be nice to have someone to help him outside. In ancient times, men also had a housekeeper at home and a helper outside.
Hey, why did he become so self-PUA?
Qian Ling picked up the spray bottle and gently sprayed water on Jiang Luo's roots, but Huo Yancheng took it away and carefully sprayed his wife.
At this time, he no longer disliked that his wife was a plant. He was even quite proud of it. His wife's flowers were so beautiful!
Shang Lu was not to be outdone, and he also took a spray bottle and sprayed water, and asked Qian Ling: "Wife, is this spring water that I brought from the mountain?"
Qian Ling responded and said, "Well, the snow water from the Tianshan Mountains is actually the best."
Huo Yancheng immediately said: "That's easy, I'll get it delivered tomorrow... No, I'll get someone to deliver it now!"
As he said this, he took out his cell phone and made a call. He gave instructions within a minute and said that the private plane would make one round trip per day, and Jiang Luo would be able to drink the cleanest snow water from the Tianshan Mountains early tomorrow morning.
Shang Lu looked at him sideways, thinking, you really fooled me.
But considering that you care so much about my son, I won't bother with you.
But you don’t know how I got the flower soil, nor do you know where I found such a thick tree trunk. I have dozens or even hundreds of tree trunks like this for my son!
Haha, as a father, how can I lose?
When Jiang Luo woke up again, it was already early morning of the next day. He slowly opened his eyes and found himself lying on a small bed in the sun room.
When he looked up again, he was startled by a huge flower disk. He sat up suddenly and shouted, "Fuck, where did this flower demon come from?"
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