He Yuzhu returns in Siheyuan
Chapter 169: Yan Bugui's Family Occupies the Toilet
Yan Bugui didn't say anything, but looked at the roast chicken in Xu Damao's hand.
Xu Damao immediately understood what was going on, but he had smeared laxative on the roast chicken after all. If the third uncle ate it, he might die from diarrhea.
But looking at Yan Bugui's expression, he knew that if he didn't give the roast chicken to the Third Uncle, then he would forget about it. So, with the attitude that it was the Third Uncle who wanted it, and it had nothing to do with him, he gave the roast chicken to Yan Bugui: "Third Uncle, this roast chicken is a little stale, you can eat less."
Yan Bugui didn't understand the meaning of Xu Damao's words. Isn't this just to improve the food for his family?
The third uncle Yan Bugui smiled and said, "Okay, I know it's not new. Now I'll tell you how you can be a propaganda officer."
Xu Damao knew that this was the serious matter, so he looked at Yan Bugui and said, "Uncle San, please tell me about it."
Although Yan Bugui did not have a very good reputation in the school, his teaching level was still good, so some parents of students would specifically look for Yan Bugui. Yan Bugui also got to know some people, and later promised Xu Damao that he would meet him if he had time, but this matter could not be rushed.
Xu Damao thought that if he didn't give the roast chicken to Yan Bugui, it would be thrown away anyway, and maybe the matter could be settled, so he went back happily.
The happiest person was Yan Bugui. He didn't expect that he could find a roast chicken after going out. This was his fate.
Then he took two steps and started to scold He Yuzhu again. He Yuzhu was indeed called Shazhu. He asked if the thing could be done or not, he had to get the roast chicken first, and he could talk about it later if it couldn't be done.
What Yan Bugui didn't know was that his good days were about to begin. After Yan Bugui returned home, the third aunt happened to come out and saw Yan Bugui carrying a roast chicken.
So he walked over and said, "Old Yan, why don't you come over? What day is it? Just buy a roast chicken."
Yan Bugui just smiled and said, "I didn't buy this. Someone gave it to me as a gift. Just eat it. There's no need to worry about that."
The third aunt knew that her old man was capable, so she didn't say anything else.
When He Yuzhu returned home, he saw three people whispering, but they stopped talking after seeing him come back. He Yuzhu was actually very happy, after all, they could get along so harmoniously.
When He Yuzhu prepared the delicious meal, Yan Bugui's family was also very happy. After all, they actually had roast chicken to eat at home today, which was a rare occasion.
Yan Jiecheng looked at his father Yan Bugui and actually stood up and touched Yan Bugui's head: "Dad, do you have a fever?"
Yan Bugui glared at Yan Jiecheng and said, "You are talking nonsense. Okay, let me divide it. This roast chicken is the most difficult to divide in our family."
It's not all Yan Bugui's fault. After all, this is a society that values boys over girls, but this is not the case in Yan Bugui's family.
After Yan Bugui gave Yan Jiedi a chicken leg, he started to divide the food. Yan Bugui knew that there was only one roast chicken and it would be difficult to divide it no matter how he did it. In the end, Yan Bugui decided alone who would eat what.
Although Yan Bugui and his family were very happy to eat now, you have to know that Xu Damao had used a lot of laxatives. After eating a full meal, Yan Jiedi was still a child after all, and her stomach was naturally the weakest, so she suddenly started to have a stomachache.
"Mom, my stomach hurts."
Yan Bugui felt very uncomfortable when he saw that his most beloved youngest daughter had a stomachache. On the one hand, Yan Jiedi was Yan Bugui's favorite daughter, and on the other hand, she had just eaten roasted chicken legs today, so wasn't this a waste?
Yan Bugui saw that Yan Jiedi probably wanted to go to the toilet, but she was a little girl after all so she was a little scared: "Take her to the toilet and just go to the toilet."
Third Aunt didn't want to go at first, but suddenly her stomach started to hurt, so she and Yan Jiedi went to the toilet.
After that, it was Yan Jiecheng's turn. Yan Jiefang both had to go to the toilet, but Yan Bugui was the only one who was holding it in. After all, he had finally managed to eat a meal of roast chicken, and if he went to the toilet, he would have excreted it, and that would be a loss.
Although the dosage was not small, many people took it, so the pain started to subside after one person went to the toilet a few times.
But only Yan Bugui was holding it in. Just when Yan Jiefang and the others were about to go to bed, Yan Bugui was about to go to the toilet, but he really couldn't hold it in anymore and he pooped in his pants.
Now Yan Bugui only believes in one thing: never believe any fart when you have a stomachache.
Although Yan Bugui suspected that it was Xu Damao's roast chicken, how could he say it? Could he go to Xu Damao and say that the whole family had stomachaches because they ate Xu Damao's roast chicken?
But Yan Bugui is not the kind of person who would just swallow his pride after suffering a loss. Sooner or later, he would find Xu Damao to clarify the matter.
Yan Bugui knew that he would be the only one to suffer the loss in this matter. As for Xu Damao's matter, he would only talk about it. At that time, it would depend on whether Xu Damao was sincere.
In the blink of an eye, it was the weekend. He Yuzhu remembered that he had promised them to go out and play today, but when he came back yesterday, He Yuzhu saw that Jia's Banggeng was always looking at him.
He Yuzhu recently learned that Banggeng wandered around the courtyard every day, but because of He Yuzhu's foresight, almost everyone had put away their coal, so Banggeng returned empty-handed every day.
So Banggeng started to set his sights on the courtyard houses outside, and so he wandered around other courtyard houses every day, but he couldn't find a target to attack for the time being.
When Banggeng came back yesterday, he happened to see He Yuzhu bought a lot of good things. He knew that He Yushui and the newly arrived Jianshe were the only ones at home during the day. He heard He Yushui say that the whole family was going out to play on the weekend. Isn't this the best opportunity to do it himself?
But what Banggeng didn't know was that when he was watching He Yuzhu's house from his own house, He Yuzhu saw everything. He guessed that Banggeng must be doing something, so he had been on guard for a long time.
When He Yushui just got up in the morning, he was at He Yuzhu's door, but he knew that it was not a casual occasion for him to go in, so he just stood at the door and looked at He Yuzhu's room.
"Brother, are you and sister-in-law not ready yet? Jianshe and I are ready, so hurry up."
Although He Yushui was embarrassed to come in, he shouted loudly outside the door.
He Yuzhu didn't say anything. Ma Xiuxiu glanced at He Yuzhu and went out: "Yushui, your brother will be ready soon."
Ma Xiuxiu watched He Yushui go back and then went back too. Seeing He Yuzhu still busying around there, she said, "Brother Zhuzi, what are you doing?"
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