Pirates: I'll be with the Straw Hat Pirates in my old age

"Ha, it's so lively!"

On the street, Luffy appeared in front of Mr. 5 and Miss. Valentine with his right hand stuck in his nostrils, looking very ungraceful.

"Are you having a party? Can you include me?"

Luffy appeared in front of the agent killer like a fool, which made the two of them feel mentally disturbed.

Bro, this is a dark animation about a shady agent murdering a princess. Did you go to the wrong set?

At this moment, Nami's figure appeared behind Luffy.

As one of the people who witnessed everything secretly, Nami looked at Ikarum lying on the ground with a sly smile on her face.

"I say, your princess seems to be in some trouble?" Nami looked at Ikalem with blood all over his head and continued to whet his appetite.

"If so, give us one billion Baileys."

"We might consider helping you."

At this moment, Nami can be said to have completely revealed the style of a profiteer.

"One billion!!!" Ikalem looked at the woman in front of him with a look of shock.

How dare she?

"Yes, Ten Billion, we will ensure her safety!" Nami said to Ikareem confidently.

Just as Ikalem fell silent, the duo of killers beside him spoke again.

"I say, have you overlooked something?" Valentine lowered his eyes slightly, then shouted loudly, "We are still here!"

"Oh, I'm sorry!" Luffy looked at the two of them with an innocent face, and then slowly walked away in the speechless gaze of everyone.

"I almost forgot, I came here to pee!"

He walked leisurely past everyone. He looked as if he had not woken up yet and was unaware of the tense atmosphere around him. It was as if he was sleepwalking.

"Damn it!" Valentine's face was fierce, and then he said angrily, "Let's get rid of these ignorant pirates first!"

Upon hearing this, Mr. 5 slowly dug out a piece of booger from his nostril, and then flicked the booger out in front of Nami's surprised look.

"Get out of the way!" Seeing this scene, Ikalem, who was lying on the ground, shouted with all his might.

Fortunately, Nami did not try to be stubborn. She listened to the other party's advice and then jumped to the side with force.

"Boom!"

There was a loud explosion, causing Nami's ears to buzz.

Taking advantage of the chaos, Ikalem turned and looked at Princess Vivi behind him.

"Princess, you must survive. The Kingdom of Alabasta depends on you!"

After hearing Ikalem's tearful voice of comfort, Princess Vivi finally made up her mind, rode her Kalu Duck again, and ran quickly towards the distance.

"Oh no! Don't worry about these little pirates for now, our target is about to escape." Mr. 5 turned around and saw Vivi running away, and immediately pulled Valentine to chase after her.

At the same time, Nami, who had just been blown up for no reason, had a gloomy face. The Tianhou stick on her waist and the wind and thunder talisman in her secret pocket were also taken out.

"Hey, Zoro!"

Yelling at the rooftop, Nami immediately continued to yell in a voice far louder than usual, "If you don't want to pay me back, catch up with them!"

"Pay back the money?" Zoro on the roof looked shocked. When did he owe Nami money?

"Hey, when did I owe you money?"

"When we were in Rogue Town, you wanted to buy something for Yun Yi as a thank-you gift, but you borrowed 10,000 Baileys from me."

"Didn't I return them all to you later?" Zoro was so angry that his short green hair stood up.

"Don't forget that we signed a contract for triple compensation." Nami confidently pointed a finger at Zoro, "According to the interest, you now owe me nearly 100,000 berries!"

"One hundred thousand???" Zoro almost fell off the roof when he heard that.

"People like you should go to hell!"

"It doesn't matter, as long as we have money." Nami waved her hand and then pointed ahead and shouted.

"Go quickly!"

Knowing that struggling was hopeless, Zoro had no choice but to chase in the direction the two men were running with his knife in hand.

At this moment, Ikalem, who was lying on the ground, pleaded with Nami: "Please, you must protect the princess."

"She is the last hope of the Kingdom of Alabasta!"

Nami's pupils shrank slightly when she heard that, but they quickly returned to normal.

She squeezed the weather stick in her hand and said with gritted teeth, "I don't care about the princess. I just want them to have a good taste of lightning!"

The camera returns to the escaping Princess Vivi.

Although she and her Kalu Duck tried their best to escape, they still couldn't escape the pursuit of the two men and were blocked in the corner by them.

Just when Vivi was at her wits' end and was about to fight to the death with the opponent, Zoro arrived.

The sharp Wado Ichimonji was placed in front of Vivi, splitting the booger filled with explosive energy into two halves.

Then, a loud explosion sounded along with the cut booger on both sides of Zoro and Vivi.

"Zoro, why are you chasing after me?"

As soon as Vivi took out the Peacock Woodcutter in her hand, she was hit by Zoro and flew into the sky.

"Don't get me wrong, I'm here to save you!"

After saying this coldly, Zoro suddenly seemed like a different person, holding his Wado Ichimonji and wiping it continuously.

"Oops, I actually cut my booger!"

Weiwei: ...Do all the people on this pirate ship have serious problems with their brains?

At the same time, Mr. 5 on the opposite side glanced at Zoro, and then said with disdain: "Another troublemaker has come."

"It doesn't matter, just kill them all."

After saying that, Miss Valentine suddenly flew into the air, and then fell rapidly in the direction of Zoro.

"Be careful, she can change her body weight at will."

Hearing this, Zoro dodged and successfully avoided the opponent's attack. Then he raised his two swords and faced Mr. 5 directly.

Just as the two sides were on the verge of a battle, a strong bolt of lightning struck down, causing the opponent's hair to stand up and his eyes to turn white.

"Nami?" Zoro looked at Nami in disbelief as she followed him.

Was the lightning just now a wind and thunder talisman?

Is it that powerful just by possessing two wind and thunder talismans?

Putting away the Tianhou Stick, Nami panted rapidly and said, "This wind and thunder talisman is really difficult to use."

After saying this, Nami looked at Zoro, no, it should be Vivi, the rich man behind Zoro.

"Ah, luckily you're okay, otherwise my 1 billion Baileys would be gone."

"A billion Baileys?"

Seeing Vivi's confused look, Nami immediately explained that she wanted to sign an agreement with the other party.

Protect the princess and the reward will be 100,000 Baileys.

"Sorry, we can't sign this agreement." Vivi, sitting on the haystack, shook her head and rejected Nami's request.

"Why? You are a princess. One hundred thousand Beli are just a piece of cake for you, right?" Nami looked at the other party with confusion.

It's obvious that we are much more capable than her, so there's no way we'll lose out in this deal, right?

"Sorry..." Just when Nami was about to say something, a booger quietly fell beside everyone.

"Be careful!!!" Seeing this, Zoro quickly gave a warning and rushed forward with a weapon in hand.

Boom!

After a huge roar, just as Zoro was looking through the smoke and dust to see the scene behind the explosion, a huge rubber man appeared in Zoro's eyes.

"Hey! Zoro, how could you attack our friends?"

“They gave us a lot of food!”

Luffy's eyes widened and he looked at Zoro fiercely.

"Huh?" Zoro was shocked. This guy seemed a little slow and hadn't figured out the situation yet.

But fortunately, Nami is there to keep us in check.

A powerful fist hit Luffy's head hard, and then Nami's teeth became sharp.

"Look carefully, we were attacked. Those people chopped down by Zoro were all pirate hunters!!!"

Sure enough, with Nami's "explanation", Luffy's eyes suddenly became clear.

"Ah, Souga, why did you suddenly chop them all down?"

Luffy grinned and apologized to Zoro without any psychological pressure.

While they were talking here as if no one was around, Mr. 5 and Miss. Valentine on the opposite side were secretly plotting how to kill them all.

"So, the two next to them are also enemies?"

As he was speaking, Luffy suddenly pointed at Mr. 5 and Miss. Valentine who were mixing a lot of boogers together in an attempt to create a super bomb.

Well, I have a question, where do he get so many boogers?