One Piece Eustass Kidd

"Kid, wake up, there are pirates ahead," a masked man shouted.

"Who...who's called Kidd? Today is the weekend and I'm going to sleep for a while." The red-haired man turned over and went back to sleep.

"Fa, Fa, Fa, Fa. Kidd doesn't sleep at night and doesn't get up during the day. I'll go first. If I really can't beat him, I can only drag Kidd away." Kira glanced at Kidd and got up and walked towards the shore.

After Kira left, Kidd could be seen glowing faintly with white light.

"Young man, you are already dead."

The red-haired man was a little angry when he woke up. He sat up with a somersault and tried to slap the old man opposite him, but he missed. He cursed as he hit him, "You are the one who died. Your whole family is dead. Eh! Didn't I hit you?"

"Young man, originally, you were about to die, but the guy at the table next to you was about to die. However, Horse-Faced Man had a broken heart recently and accidentally hooked the wrong soul, so you have to suffer." said the White-Bearded Immortal.

"I'm getting married Zhou, what about my girlfriend?" Kidd wanted to rob again.

"I'll let the Horse-Faced Monster butt you up, it's okay, your girlfriend won't be able to find out." The White-Bearded Immortal said proudly while stroking his beard.

"Angry, old man. If I could reach you, believe it or not, the grass on your grave would have been a foot tall." Kidd was so angry that he laughed.

"As long as you can reach Raftel, you can return to your original body, how about that?" said the white-bearded old man, stroking his beard.

"Are you serious?" Kidd asked.

"A gentleman's word is as good as his words." The white-bearded immortal just started. Kidd said, "A whip for a quick horse?"

"Deal?" They both asked at the same time:

"Bullshit!" Kidd snarled with his fangs, "You hooked up with the wrong person, so you blame me?"

The White Bearded Immortal said, "It's because Horse-Faced has never made such a low-level mistake before, so I approved the order without even reading it. So it's no use for you to criticize me now. You're already going through the process. I won't tell you what path you'll join next time you're reincarnated."

"Humanity" Kidd asked in doubt.

"The Animal Path" is the path of the White-Bearded Immortal.

"Can I ask why?" Kidd's trigeminal nerve was exploding and he could hardly suppress his temper. Bullying an honest person, eh? Believe it or not, I will be reborn as a pig and kill you, Kidd thought.

"Because the guy sitting across from you was a scumbag, and when he was asked out by four girlfriends to confront them, the scene was chaotic for a while...

Kidd touched the back of his head and said, "I remember it now. I said it seemed like something hit me at that time."

“Well, I’ll give you a chance to spin the roulette wheel. After all, it was my men’s fault, and I can’t say I don’t compensate you.

"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I'm level 0 and just left the Novice Village. How can I not have some equipment? Give me something at least.

At this time, the white-haired old man conjured up a roulette wheel with five options: Senzu Beans, Saiyan Bloodline, Sharingan, Infinite Swordsmanship, and Immortality.

Kidd's eyes widened as he looked at the four people behind him. "Saiyan blood is good and you are invincible right after your debut. Unlimited swordplay is also good, and Sharingan is also good, but what can I do if I don't want to die? Children only make choices. In the adult world, of course, I! Want! All! Of course, he shouted out the last three words.

Suddenly, a bolt of lightning as thick as a man struck Kidd directly from the blue sky.

"I'm sorry I couldn't help it," said the Whitebearded Immortal.

"Ha...haha, let's start." Kidd knew that he was wrong for not being able to hold back and say it out loud. Next time, he would watch out for those who enter the village shooting guns.

"I will start when you say start, and I will stop when you say stop." said the white-bearded immortal, stroking his beard.

"Begin" Kidd stared at the roulette wheel and said...

Kidd watched the roulette wheel making money faster and faster, his eyes gradually turning in circles, "Stop? No, it's too fast, I can't see clearly, wait a little longer."

After an unknown amount of time, the White Bearded Immortal yawned and said, "Boy, hurry up and stop. The things above are all good. I have two minutes before I get off work. If you don't make a choice by then, it will be invalid." The White Bearded Immortal joked.

"Stop talking so much. How could I not know that I am just testing your endurance? Stop now." Kidd said unhappily.

"Okay, buy it and leave it alone. Big or small?" said the white-bearded immortal.

"Huh? Are you kidding me? What size is this thing?" Kidd's mind was full of black question marks.

"Livelyn up the atmosphere. Can't you see the atmosphere is already tense? Stop it."

As he spoke, the rapidly spinning roulette wheel began to slow down. When the roulette wheel was about to stop at the Infinite Sword System, Kidd said, "Infinite Sword System is fine, let's use it. Infinite Throwing Weapons will also work."

Just when it was about to hold on, it seemed as if some external force was blocking the pointer and it bounced past.

"It's okay if I don't die in a fight. Mom won't have to worry about me getting beaten to death anymore." Kidd thought this was okay and didn't say anything else.

But the pointer was still crawling forward slowly like a turtle.

"Don't go forward, just don't die. It's good not to die." Kidd's eyes were almost glued to the pointer like a gambler who had lost all his money.

The pointer seemed to have heard what Kidd said and stopped at the option of immortality.

Just when Kidd was about to exchange his reward with the Whitebeard Sage, the Whitebeard Sage said, "Congratulations to our kid Kidd for having gained immortality..."

Hmm, a Senzu bean.

Kidd said: "Although immortality is not as good as the previous ones, but... it's just one Senzu Bean. Are you kidding me, old man?" Kidd got furious instantly.

The White Bearded Immortal picked his nose and said, "Yes, it's Senzu Beans. If you don't believe me, just look."

Kidd looked back and saw that the pointer finally stopped on the Senzu Bean.

The White Bearded Immortal immediately said: "Congratulations, you have won a Senzu Bean. Have a pleasant journey." Then he casually opened a black hole and sent Kidd in.

I could vaguely hear Kidd saying: Senzu beans are just Senzu beans, what's the big deal about just one, can't you give me a few more?

The White Bearded Immortal heard Kidd's story and replied, "I have engraved the method of growing Senzu beans in your brain. Only by doing it yourself can you have enough food and clothing."

And so Kidd was sent back.

On the other hand, Kira has already faced the pirates, led by the big sword Max, with a bounty of 800W Baileys.

"Hey, kid, hand over the valuables on you and I'll leave your body intact." McCas swung at Kira madly with a big knife.

"I can't handle this kind of powerful reckless guy. Usually it's Kidd who handles him. Fa, fa, fa, I originally wanted to run away if I couldn't beat him, but this time the idea is a bit tough.

"Kid, get up. If you don't get up, I'll be killed." Kira's face flushed red. He was really at a disadvantage in terms of strength and his hands were almost numb from the shock.

"Here I come, little brother. Big brother is coming to rescue you right away." Kidd stood up and walked towards the battlefield.

"Now that I am Kidd, I can't die just after I get here. Who will take care of the dirty work in the future?" Kidd got familiar with this body as he walked. Well, he could feel the magnetism. At this time, Kidd had eaten the devil fruit, so here comes the sword. Thinking of the magnetism, a machete floated from the ground and flew towards Kidd.

Max also heard the noise from the other side. "You are the boss of this guy, he killed all my crew members, today all the entities related to him can't escape, kill him and you will be the next one, don't rush, one by one." As he said that, he increased his strength.

Kira's hand had been shocked to the point of losing consciousness, and he was definitely unable to block the blow. Just when the machete was about to chop Kira, a machete flew out from Kidd's shoulder and hit Maxus directly. The machete bounced off with a ding. Kidd's machete slipped out of his hand, and he picked up another one and came in front of Maxus, blocking Maxus with his knife.

"Kira, are you okay?" Kidd said.

"You TM want to kill me?" Kira's face flushed. If his head hadn't tilted, the knife would have stabbed into the back of his head.

"Sorry, that's not the case. It's an emergency. I believe you can get away with it given our tacit understanding."

"Really? I'm not as good as you say, Kidd," Kidd touched the back of his head embarrassedly.

"I was so scared. I almost missed the target the first time I used the power of the fruit. Luckily, people in the pirate world are so boring."

"Let's stop talking about the past. Neither of you can escape, and no matter who goes first, it won't change the outcome." McCas said as he rushed towards Kidd, raised his knife, twisted his waist and chopped down with great force. The sound was so loud that it caused a sonic boom.

Kidd also got angry and also gathered his strength to meet the sword. Clank and clang, neither of them was a swordsman, but they just relied on their strength to swing their swords and sparks flew everywhere.

"Yeah, haha, you have great strength, and we have no grudge against each other. You can get rid of that brat and become my vice captain, and we can go to the Grand Line together. We can earn more there. When we get there, I will give you wealth and beauties, everything you want."

Kidd held McCas's knife horizontally with his right hand, clenched his right fist, and punched McCas on the jaw.

"Ah." At this moment, Max instantly transformed into a werewolf, spiraled up into the sky and quickly fell down, crashing into the stone pestle.

"So much nonsense. Kira is my beloved relative, my brother. If you want me to kill him, you have to pay more." Kidd blew away the cigarette in his hand and said disdainfully.

Kira almost cried when he heard the first half of the sentence, and he wanted to punch Kidd the moment he heard the last sentence, "Hey, Kidd, don't close your eyes next time, or I'll kill you." Kira was about to explode at any time.

"Oh, sorry, sorry, I forgot you were still there. I'll be more careful next time." Kidd said embarrassedly.

"You can do this when I'm not around, you bastard? I'm going to kill you." Kira was about to teach Kid a lesson and let him know why the flowers are so red.

Just when the two brothers were fighting fiercely, the pile of rubble suddenly exploded, and a brown bear about 3 meters tall came out from it, with one drooping eye, and its mouth couldn't close even after Kidd's punch, with saliva all over the floor. "Little guy, I'm dead," McCas said incoherently due to his jaw problem.

"Kira, how about we stop first since that guy is coming?" Kidd said as he looked at McCas rushing towards him like a heavy tank.

"I'll let you go this time, but next time you talk nonsense, be careful or I'll kill you, you bastard." Kidd knew that now was not the time to play, so he stopped.

The giant bear was no more powerful than before, and a single blow from it created a huge pit. Kidd saw this and knew that Max's strength was no longer something he could match, so he stopped taking the blow head-on. He kept dodging Max's blows.

"Boy, all you can do is run away. I won't let you go today." After a period of adaptation, Max's jaw didn't hurt as much, and his speech returned to normal.

"The Navy only gave you 800 million because they are blind. You definitely deserve more than 800 million." Kidd fought and retreated. If he faced such a thing and forced it, he would end up in a meat paste.

"I don't want to reveal that I'm a devil fruit user before we go to the Grand Line. This will save me a lot of trouble. Well, it's time for you to go too. I'll kill you. The next one will be that sissy kid." As he said this, he jumped several meters high, flipped several times in the air, and slashed at Kidd with the blade downwards.

When the blade was about to touch Kidd, Kidd retreated instantly, and McCas rushed to the bottom like a meteorite.

Right now, Kidd took out a Bailey from his red coat, snapped his fingers, and shouted, "A Certain Scientific Railgun!!!"

Lightning and thunder flashed all around Kidd, and gravel gradually floated up, then fell down again after a few seconds.

When Kira came over, Kidd had already fainted, and there was a thing that looked like Bailey beside him. Kira carried Kidd and picked up the thing that no longer looked like a coin and walked towards the town, saying as he walked: "You don't know how expensive firewood and rice are until you manage a household. Good money has been made like this by Kidd. It should still be useful, right?..."