Mystery: The whole good living master
Chapter 43 Amon's Avatar's Journey on the Sea
Amon's clones stood in a row, watching the original Amon walk into the Traveler's Gate with a fearless attitude of death, with gestures of silence, eyes of pity, and sad expressions.
While Mu Fange was attracting Adam's attention with his main body, he quickly took out the piece of moon fragment from the ghost ship that had been transformed beyond its original appearance.
Then it was the turn of Time Worm No. 1 and her clones to stand in a row, watching Mu Fan Ge walk into the Traveler's Gate with a fearless attitude of death, in a gesture of silence, with pitying eyes and sad expressions.
But Mu Fange didn't respond for a long time: "Now there is a new problem."
Time Bug No. 1 twitched his eyebrows: "What's the new problem?"
Mu Fange smiled awkwardly: "I thought I would never go looking for the original moon again..."
"And then?" Time Worm No. 1 had a bad feeling.
"So when I came back last time, I blew up the ring that took me to the starry sky..." Mu Fan Ge poked his fingers and looked down at his toes.
The voice of Time Worm No. 1 was mixed with the calm before the storm: "So?"
"I'm not a wanderer yet... I can't go to the starry sky... so..." Mu Fange spread his hands, indicating that the plan was forced to terminate.
"You really are..." Time Bug No. 1 was so angry that he was about to die. Mu Fange and Time Bug No. 1 stared at each other.
Time Worm No. 1 suddenly covered his face and cried bitterly: "Then... wasn't my original body sacrificed in vain?"
Mu Fange let out a long sigh, lowered his head and became sad.
The window was kicked open and Amon's head appeared: "I'm not dead yet! Not dead yet!" Then he was dragged away by Adam. The sound of spanking and Amon's screams could be heard from the unlocked window.
Time Bug No. 1 glared at Mu Fange and said, "Hurry up and think of a solution."
Mu Fan Ge looked left and right: "Do you know what the venerable name of the original moon is? Should I pray to her?"
Time Worm No. 1 rolled his eyes: "I don't want to know, so I don't know."
Mu Fange had a headache and said, "How about you beat me up into the sky?"
"Who do you think you are? I beat you up to the sky, but I can kill you with just one punch!" Time Worm No. 1 said disdainfully.
Mu Fange sighed: "Then I'll go find Saennetel and ask him if he has any rockets?"
Time Worm No. 1 also sighed: "Why don't you step on your right foot with your left foot and go up to the sky?"
Mu Fange clapped his hands and said, "What a good idea!" Then he tried to step on his right foot with his left foot to get into the air, but he tripped over himself and fell to the ground.
Time Bug No. 1 stepped on Mu Fange and said, "You are so stupid!"
……
Although Amon's clone has no talent for multi-threaded work, he can still be said to be gifted in division of labor and cooperation.
For example, one of Amon's clones massaged Adam's feet, one massaged Adam's legs, one patted Adam's back, one served Adam tea and water, and there were two more clones, one was responsible for being spanked by Adam, and the other was responsible for holding up Amon who was being spanked.
"The spanking of Amon is unnecessary! Completely unnecessary!"
Of course, Amon said so while holding up his pants.
……
There is no sun in the God-forsaken Land, and there is no difference between day and night. However, after living there for a long time, Mu Fange can also tell the approximate time.
"Ah! It's a new day again!" Mu Fange pushed open the door and walked into the yard to do morning exercises.
"One, two, three, four. Two, two, three, four. Three, two, three. Oops!"
The original Amon came over angrily, picked up Mu Fange and threw him over his shoulder: "You are still doing morning exercises here? You don't execute your own plan, but come here to take advantage of my labor for free?"
"Buttocks don't count as labor." Mu Fange curled his lips and stood up to recruit men: "Time Bug No. 1! And Yan! Are you coming?"
The original Amon shook his head vigorously: "I'm not coming, please let me go!"
Mu Fan Ge waved his hand: "Then it's the three of us! I'm still SpongeBob, No. 1 you're still Patrick! And, from now on, Yan is Squidward!"
The original Amon had an unreasonable expression: "What the hell is this!"
"Okay! I'm Squidward! Great!" Yan was very happy, perhaps because the name Squidward was very appropriate.
"Listen to me, I know how to contact the original moon!" Mu Fange ran onto the ghost ship at some point and announced while standing on the deck.
"How do you want to contact me?" Time Worm No. 1 was under the ghost ship, shouting with his neck tilted back until it was about to break.
"Let's go to Roselle's mausoleum! Didn't Roselle go to the moon and be polluted by the outer gods? There must be an original moon among these outer gods!" Mu Fangge leaned on the side of the boat and looked down.
Time Worm No. 1 raised his neck and clapped his hands: "What a great idea! Then go by yourself! I don't want to be contaminated and become Roselle II."
"Hey! Why don't we go to the starry sky!" Mu Fange pointed to the sky.
"I'm not going to the starry sky! Bethel is still hanging in the sky! Are you going to the starry sky to die?" Time Worm No. 1 turned around and left.
Mu Fan Ge spread his hands: "Then you can go to Roselle's mausoleum!"
Time Bug No. 1 glared and said, "You go if you want to! I won't go! I still want to live a few more years!"
Mu Fange couldn't help but sigh for the friendship between the No. 1 Time Worm plastic sisters: "You don't have to go to the island, just send me over..."
So the polluted Amon clone took the innocent Amon clones to the polluted sea on the polluted ghost ship.
Now it is true that pollution has opened the door to pollution, and pollution has reached our homes!
……
"Look! I caught a mermaid!"
Although Time Worm No. 1 keeps saying that he won’t go out to sea, he is the one having the most fun in the sea.
Of course, the main reason why Time Worm No. 1 can become the Amon who has the most fun in the game is because Mu Fange cannot swim. After all, being able to swim in the game does not count as being able to swim. After crossing over, even though Korish and Time Worm No. 3563 can swim, Mu Fange cannot swim.
Mu Fange leaned against the side of the boat and said, "I heard that mermaid cheek meat is especially delicious!"
Time Worm No. 1 looked at the mermaid in his hand: "Really?"
Yan, who was steering the ship, shook her head vigorously: "No! It's fake! Do you have any humanity? You can't eat a mermaid's cheeks!"
Mu Fan Ge wiped the non-existent saliva: "But..."
"Yan" hit the steering wheel hard, controlling the ghost ship to crash into Time Worm No. 1, and glared at Mu Fange: "You remembered it wrong, it was a murloc, a murloc, not a mermaid, it was the cheek flesh of a murloc!"
Under the control of "Yan", the ghost ship rolled towards the Time Worm No. 1. The Time Worm No. 1 had to let go of the mermaid and dive into the water to avoid the ghost ship.
"That's not right. A mermaid is a human on top, and a merman is a fish on top. It only has a fish head, so where does the cheek flesh come from?" Although his reasoning was a bit strange, Mu Fangge still argued.
"How cruel and abominable! You can't eat mermaid cheeks!"
"Then why can we eat the cheek meat of mermen!" Mu Fange raised a flag to protest, "You are discriminating against races, all beings are equal! We can eat the cheek meat of mermaids, too!"
"Yan" grabbed the rudder and jumped up and down: "You are so cruel! Despicable! Damn it! I can't even refute you!"
Mu Fange raised his neck proudly: "That's because I'm right! That's why you can't refute me!"
The mermaid was caught and put on the boat, and "Yan" shed tears of pain like a victim who had been ntr.
Of course, "Yan"'s tears were shed in vain. Mu Fange actually intended to keep this mermaid as a spare for Ke Maomao. Mu Fange did not really intend to eat her cheek flesh.
……
Mu Fange built a water reservoir at the bottom of the cabin to temporarily imprison the mermaid who had retained her cheek flesh.
"Yan", whose feelings were deceived, sniffed and became puffed up like an inflated puffer fish.
Mu Fan Ge blinked and changed the subject: "So, why are you called Yan?"
"Swallow" said proudly: "I am the lightning that shuttles between the past and the future, the black silhouette on the sea, and the seagull that chases storms all my life!"
Mu Fange pouted his lips in disdain at the name that sounded full of middle school idioms: "Then why don't you stay in the Storm Church and join Amon?"
Yan sighed and said, "There are no storms in the Storm Church. It's too boring."
Mu Fan Ge also sighed: "Then Amon won't be bored anymore?"
"Yan" pointed at the ghost ship, then at Mu Fange and the No. 1 Time Bug struggling in the water. "Look, it's only been a few days, and we've encountered so many things. Amon is so interesting!"
"Haha, another funny guy." Mu Fan Ge shook his head: "I think the name Yan doesn't suit you, I'll give you a name... well, you should be called Gorky!"
"Are the two names related in any way?"
"Yan" rubbed his head very confusedly, looking like a fly, making people worry that he would rub his head off in the next second.
Mu Fan Ge nodded vigorously: "Of course, you will be called Gorky from now on!"
"Okay, you make sense. Whatever you say, that's what it is..." Gorky Amon Haiyan nodded.
Mu Fange continued to change the subject: "How long will it take us to get there? Why do I feel like we've been going around in circles?"
Gorky's eyes dodged: "Okay, you found out. Although I chase storms, I am not ready to be a mother..."
Mu Fange slapped himself in the face: "I should have thought of this earlier!"
Mu Fange took the rudder back from Gorky and tried to steer the boat himself.
Okay, now the boat no longer circles around Time Worm No. 1, but now the problem is even bigger, because Mu Fange doesn’t know how to drive the boat at all, the boat can only stay where it is, watching Time Worm No. 1 swim farther and farther away.
Mu Fange covered his ears and screamed, then went up to pull Gorky over: "Come here! Teach me how to sail!"
"Help!" Gorky ran away in panic. However, Gorky's strong physique meant that Mu Fange could not pull him, so he could only be dragged around by him.
……
Finally, Mu Fange learned how to sail under Gorky's guidance, and successfully retrieved the Time Worm No. 1 that was drifting farther and farther away.
Poor crew members Patrick and Squidward were locked in the cabin with the mermaid. Only crew member SpongeBob was left alone on the deck to drive the boat. Fortunately, according to the law of aggregation of extraordinary characteristics, the ghost ship transformed by the moon fragments has an automatic cruising function for the original moon, so Mu Fan Ge does not need to look at the navigation chart himself.
So Mu Fange got a sun lounger on the deck, lay on it to bask in the sun, and sang a boat song he had composed: "Roselle, where is your island? Where is it?"
As he was singing, a huge wave came from the sky, and the sea water poured into Mu Fange's mouth.
Mu Fan Ge got up with a grumble, and saw that the sea ahead was dark, the ink-like sea water was surging with white foam, and the ghost ship was like a leaf, spinning among the huge waves. The gloomy sky was pressing down on the head, and the air pressure was very low, making it hard to breathe, but the strong wind kept blowing, rolling the sea water up to the sky, and then turning into bean-sized raindrops falling from the sky.
"Safe route."
Mu Fange heard a storm-like sound with its own reverberation. When he turned around, Gorky Haiyan was standing behind him.
Mu Fan Ge rubbed his eyes and asked in disbelief: "How did you get out?"
Gorky was very proud: "Because I am a seagull!"
Mu Fange raised his eyebrows: "We used that to catch you before, so why didn't you run away before?"
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