Mystery: The whole good living master
Chapter 51 Why Why Can't I Be Your Father
Mu Fan Ge was lying on the bed.
To be exact, he was lying on Klein's roommate's bed.
Mu Fange is going crazy.
Mu Fange originally thought that he would run away after Klein fell asleep, but he didn't expect... Klein wouldn't sleep! He would stare at Mu Fange with his eyes that were still shining in the dark.
Mu Fange: Really, I live in Bengbu!
Although you are indeed very cute, Klein, you can't look at me like this in the middle of the night, right?
Mu Fange covered his head with the quilt - what a mistake, I should have learned hypnosis first!
Help~ Someone save me~ Anyone is fine~ As long as it's not Amon~ Quick! Someone knock Klein out!
Oh, right! Didn't Time Worm No. 1 send me a few Time Worms before? I can let those Time Worms help me knock out Klein, and then kill them so that they can't report to the main body. Then, can't I escape safely and smoothly?
Mu Fange stuffed his hands into his pants and patted his thigh gently: This is a great idea!
(Time Bugs given as a friendly gift by Time Bug No. 1: You are such a nice person!)
So Mu Fangge called upon the Time Worm in his body according to the method taught to him by Time Worm No. 1.
The signal was sent...
It’s a pity that no response was given.
Mu Fan Ge used his spiritual vision to search his body for a long time before he found a few unknown red and green objects from his hair that looked like everything except the Time Worm.
Hmm... maybe it tried to parasitize him, but was killed by the pollution in the brain of this body of Korishi.
Mu Fange silently looked at the group of insects in his hand that were as colorful as spring, and could only silently put them into his mouth, chew them and swallow them.
Alas, poor Time Worm, although you wanted to parasitize me, I also had problems for not warning you in advance, so we are even...
Mu Fan Ge wiped his mouth. Plan A failed, but he still had plan B: climb onto Klein's bed now and tire Klein out so he would naturally fall asleep!
...What a fart!
If he had this ability, why would he just lie here?
Mu Fange rolled his eyes: How about we tie up Leonard and carry out this plan on his behalf?
It's not a good idea. Let's not talk about whether Leonard wants to carry out this mission or whether Klein wants to be carried out as a mission. The main problem is that Mu Fan Ge can't beat Leonard at all! How to kidnap him? You can't just say to Leonard: "Leonard, come and help me knock someone out, okay?" What if Leonard is scared and rolls forward? Who will be responsible?
Besides, we have to give a little humanistic care to Mr. Pales who has not yet appeared, right? Um… humanistic care? Time Worm care? Mongolian care? Oh, anyway, that's what I mean! Don't scare poor Mr. Pales away. Without the external brain, can Leonard still live to wait for Xiao Zhou to come?
Although I don’t know if Leonard, who doesn’t have an external brain, can wait until Xiao Zhou arrives, I do know that I won’t be able to wait until Xiao Zhou arrives... Mu Fan Ge shook his head and sighed, then he was frightened by Klein who suddenly appeared in the bed and almost flew away.
Klein, what are you doing here?
Klein, I tell you, you are playing with fire!
Klein, do you know that you shouldn't be here?
So, Klein, go back to your own bed! When did you crawl into my bed?
Klein lifted the quilt and "slid" in, getting closer and closer like an octopus. He said without asking, "I... I'm a little cold... I can't sleep... Um... Can I sleep with you?"
Mu Fangge stepped back, but the college student's bed was obviously not wide enough to leave room for two people to lie on it.
Soon, Klein got his wish and lay in the arms of his "silver-haired beauty".
Mu Fange is really going crazy this time.
Damn his second uncle's third uncle's sixth aunt! Isn't today's progress too fast? Klein, did you change your last name to Amon today? Are you pretending to be Amon?
Mu Fange raised his foot and pushed the quilt down to prevent Klein from being suffocated to death by him accidentally...
Mu Fange tried hard to ignore Klein who was rubbing against his arms, but even if Mu Fange could ignore Klein's furry head and cold hands, there was still Klein's burning gaze from time to time and his hot breath on his chest.
Mu Fange had no choice but to lower his head and rub Klein's face symbolically: "Okay... go to sleep... be good..."
Oh...what sin have I committed...
Mu Fange didn't dare to do anything substantial to Klein, and he was even more afraid that Klein would do something substantial to him.
Even though the new-age youth Mu Fan Ge is a sea king and good at flirting, this can neither resist Mu Fan Ge's socially anxious nature nor cover up the sad fact that Mu Fan Ge is actually a solo since birth.
Ever since Klein had dragged him into his dormitory, his mind had been in a state of turmoil. Several little devils like flies had been running around in his mind, shouting strange statements like "You're not even going to do this? Are you a man?" and "Are you incapable?"
What is this? A man must conquer the Lord of Mysteries? I am so impressed. Why don’t you conquer the Mother Tree of Desire? Why don’t you conquer the Fallen Mother Goddess? How annoying! I will conquer Adam now, okay?
It’s such an excruciating torture!
The only thing that comforted Mu Fange was that his hug was not in vain - Klein's breathing gradually became even, his staring eyes also disappeared, and he finally fell asleep after being coaxed by Mu Fange!
So Mu Fan Ge bent his hands and reached behind his back. After a long time of effort, he drew a very "hasty" door, then turned over and rolled into the door, almost kicking Klein.
……
Mu Fange, who had finally escaped from the "suffering", closed the door of Klein's room, opened the door from the spirit world, and returned to his cabin.
Mu Fan Ge, who thought "I can finally take a break!", was too young after all - as soon as Mu Fan Ge pushed open the door, he saw a group of Amons surrounding his table, and on the table, an Amon wearing high heels and fishnet stockings, two white rabbit ears on his head, and a furry white ball between his buttocks, was standing on his table and dancing.
Mu Fan Ge's first thought was: I can't keep this table! The second thought was: Why didn't you invite me to the party?
Mu Fange quickly slapped himself to drive the wrong idea out of his mind.
"Who is this?" Mu Fange walked over and patted the original Amon on the shoulder.
The real Amon looked back at Mu Fange, and his eyes lit up visibly behind his monocle: "Have you finally realized that you are more attractive in your dishevelled state than in your previous outfits?" Then he naturally reached out and touched Mu Fange's waist.
"No, it's just that my clothes were taken off..." Mu Fan Ge looked at his solid-color long-sleeved thermal underwear, calmly dodged the slowly sliding hand of the real Amon, pointed at the dancing Amon on the stage and repeated: "Who is this?"
"Wow! You were finally raped?" The original Amon's eyes became brighter and brighter.
Mu Fan Ge smiled through gritted teeth: "Who is this?"
"Ah, this, this is..." The real Amon was stuck and looked at the Amon on the table with a pleading look.
Amon, who was dancing on the table, had a droopy face. He squatted down facing his real body, put his heels together, and spread his legs wide, almost in a straight line.
He stretched out his left hand and clenched it into a fist, pointing only his thumb at himself, and slowly uttered a few words in Hermetic: "I... am... number... 6."
The original Amon clapped his hands as if he had suddenly realized something, and then introduced it to Mu Fange: "Oh, yes, yes, this is Time Bug No. 6."
Mu Fange curled his lips: "You can't remember how many clones you have?"
The original body, Amon, laughed awkwardly a few times, avoided answering the questions raised by Mu Fange, then rolled his eyes and winked at Time Worm No. 6.
Time Worm No. 6 was very discerning and promptly changed the subject: "Who is this?"
The original Amon smiled and took Mu Fange's hand, then took the hand of Time Worm No. 6, put their hands together, and introduced: "This is the Time Worm No. 3563 I told you about!"
The original body Amon took advantage of the moment and reached out to mess up the dark green hair of Time Bug No. 6, which was combed neatly with hairspray.
Then he was chased by the Time Bug No. 6...
Mu Fan Ge didn't quite understand... What was this? Amon was walking around the pillar... around the table?
The real Amon, who had been chased by his clone for three laps, jumped over the table and hid behind Mu Fange. Mu Fange stretched out his hand in a daze to catch the Time Worm No. 6. The two Amons stared at each other.
Mu Fan Ge looked up and down several times, and suddenly asked: "Have you ever considered putting some paint on your face?"
Time Worm No. 6 immediately showed a very standard question mark face: "I can put on makeup, but I don't want to put oil paint on my face..."
Mu Fange sighed. He was hoping to get a limited edition clown Amon, but it seems like he has no chance now.
Mu Fangge glanced at him a few more times and nodded: "Not bad. If you wear gold-rimmed glasses, you will be a typical gentleman. My big plan needs talents like you. Come with me!" Then he picked up the Time Worm No. 6 and left.
"Where...where to go?" Time Worm No. 6 struggled.
"Let's go to Happy Hometown!" Mu Fange said without hesitation.
"Where is that? Put me down, I want to dance! Wait!"
Mu Fan Ge slapped Time Bug No. 6 on the butt: "I don't have time to dance for you now. My vest is about to fall off. Now I need a professor, a father, and a mother... Well, maybe a huge Sucapria family..."
The original Amon jumped over and pointed at his nose: "Look at me, can I be your father?"
Mu Fan Ge squinted his eyes and looked at the original Amon, then shook his head decisively: "No!"
"Why?" The original Amon stopped Mu Fange and said, "Why can't I be your father?"
Time Worm No. 1 also jumped out: "Yes, the two of us, one plays the father and the other plays the mother, isn't that just right?"
"Time Worm No. 1, you already have a role there." Mu Fange shook his head: "Besides, I am also Amon. Shouldn't father look for Adam?"
"Then I can be a mother too..." The original Amon stroked his hair, and the short black curly hair turned into long black waves... It looked very lush.
Mu Fangge still shook his head - no, no, no. For the Lord of Mysteries' grand plan and for Kemaomao's safety, the original Amon must die sooner or later. He must die. Mu Fangge did not intend to create many mothers for Korrixi. If the secret was revealed by then, it would be bad if Klein succeeded with an inspiration. Therefore, things like Korrixi's parents still needed to be considered carefully, carefully considered!
Mu Fange opened the door and ran away holding Time Worm No. 6, leaving behind the original body Amon and Time Worm No. 1 who were indignant about not being able to be a father and mother.
The original body, Amon, nodded, signaling Time Worm No. 1 to follow and supervise Time Worm No. 3563.
Time Worm No. 1 didn't listen and directly tore off her shirt and skirt, revealing a set of tight black leather arm rings, neck rings, and leg rings underneath... She somersaulted onto the table and began to dance.
So the Amons watching in the audience no longer cared about the sudden appearance of Time Worm No. 3563, nor about Time Worm No. 6 that ran away halfway through its jump, and they all applauded for the newly appeared Time Worm No. 1.
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