Mystery: The whole good living master
Chapter 89: I finally recovered all my sanity points after so many days, but they were all gone in a
Mu Fan Ge was very happy to find someone like him. The two cross-dressing guys linked arms and started to "visit the temple fair".
"Why do you want to pretend to be a girl?" Mu Fan Ge asked.
"No, first you have to clarify the definition of what a girl is and what is pretending to be a girl. I think the world's definition of gender is problematic. Relying on talents to distinguish people is itself a secular confinement. Although my body is male, I still feel that I am a female." Christie said seriously.
Then she asked, "Then why did you pretend to be a girl?"
"Fun!"
Mu Fan Ge replied.
……
Along the way, we passed a shop selling magic red roses, a shop selling magic-powered wheelchairs, a shop selling magic bee popping candy chocolates, and a shop selling strange-shaped potion ingredients.
At the end of the rally was a huge one-meter-high stage covered with a red carpet and a floating crimson curtain.
There were also wizards handing out flyers and candy samples, and wizards wearing all kinds of masks gathered to join in the fun.
The host did not come on stage until the stage was surrounded by wizards in three circles inside and outside.
"First of all, thank you all for coming to support us!"
The host bowed deeply and said:
"We are here today to introduce our latest research results to everyone! The most advanced magic equipment! The world's leading magical items!"
"Is it a cell phone?" Mu Fange blinked curiously.
"We are now grandly introducing..." The wizard host on the stage flicked his cloak, turned around gorgeously, and took out an exquisite light blue monocle.
"Magic Information Terminal!" she shouted, holding up her monocle.
Many wizards pushing carts jumped out from the stage and began to distribute monocles one by one.
"Now, we are here to invite all the outstanding wizards to be our first batch of trial users and experience officers, and provide you with our magic information terminal for free!" The wizard on the stage was still giving a speech.
"This monocle contains thousands of magic patterns and spells. Each piece is priceless!"
Two more wizards appeared on the stage, using projection magic to show the details of the monocle.
"Today, for the well-being of all mankind, for the convenience of everyone's life, and for the advancement of magic technology, we are giving these magic information terminals to everyone for free trial!" The wizard waved his hands.
"As long as you wear this monocle, you can talk to other people wearing monocles in real time!"
"Isn't it amazing? Why not try it on and experience it for yourself!"
“Don’t wear it!” Mu Fange stretched out Erkang’s hand.
But no one heard Mu Fange's voice.
Several wizards who were obviously hired as agents off the stage asked in a pretentious manner: "What kind of magic can achieve such a powerful function? Are you exaggerating?"
The host wizard on the stage sneered a few times: "Of course it can't be an exaggeration. Our magic information terminal is not just a magic, but the result of the hard work of countless wizards. It is a collection of thousands of different magics. As long as you wear it, you can experience unprecedented convenience!"
"Will there be any safety risks?" Another wizard who was obviously arranged raised his hand to ask a question.
"How could that be? This is just a piece of glass with magic patterns engraved on it. The real magic core is in our headquarters, so there will definitely be no safety risks!"
The wizards raised their masks and tried new things curiously...
Mu Fan Ge could only hold down Christie who was standing next to him.
Eventually, everyone around the stage put on a monocle.
Mu Fange sat down on the ground.
He remembered what that thing was that he had forgotten.
Mu Fangge seemed to see an Amon pouring a basin of un-soaked water babies into the sewer. Soon, countless water baby balls would absorb water and swell, and then multiply infinitely in invisible places like cockroaches or apple snails!
What a mistake! Why did I send Amon to build a church? Isn't this sending a meat bun to beat a dog... No! Is this sending a dog to buy meat buns?
Am I infected by Amon? Could it be that I subconsciously don't think of Amon the cat as Amon?
"Run!" Mu Fangge threw away the mask that blocked his vision and pulled Christie to try to break through the crowd.
However, the wizards infected by the Amon virus surrounded Mu Fange with a smile, and they mechanically muttered: "You can't go anywhere..."
Mu Fan Ge touched his pocket and put on Amon's monocle No. 3563 - No! We must stop them before Amon turns Alice City into Amon City!
After Mu Fangge put on the monocle, the zombie wizards infected with the Amon virus stopped surrounding Mu Fangge and instead surrounded Christie.
"Amon? Amon, come out!" Mu Fangge carried Christie on his shoulders and shouted as he broke through the encirclement.
Christie was stunned: "Who is Amon? What happened to them? Where are we going?"
……
Mu Fan Ge carried Christie and ran away.
But Mu Fange soon discovered that everyone on the street was wearing a monocle.
"Is wearing a monocle a new fashion? Why are you all wearing monocles?" The situation was urgent and Christie's voice was no longer coquettish.
"The situation is serious, I'll make it short!" Mu Fange gritted his teeth and ran towards the City Lord's Mansion.
"The general situation is that there is a person named Amon who wants to use this magic information terminal to rule the world, so we have to stop her now!"
"Then how do we stop her?" Christie's voice and expression were very disjointed.
"Her goal is to promote the magic information terminal to other cities, so she is either in the City Lord's Mansion or in the Opera House. We have to find her!"
"Is it possible that she has already taken the bus from the station to leave Alice City?" Christie tried to use common sense.
Mu Fange shook his head vigorously: "Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"
"I know Amon, she won't do that!" Mu Fangge ran forward with his head down.
The citizens around ran with Mu Fange, kept at the same level as Mu Fange, and imitated Mu Fange's speech in a soft voice like a mirror: "Impossible, I know Amon, she won't do this!"
Then the citizens wearing monocles rolled around in the road laughing.
Mu Fangge was about to collapse: "Ahhh No. 8 Amon! No. 8 Time Bug! Amon, come out!"
Several children dressed as newsboys were running around Mu Fange in circles, shouting in strange voices: "Amon, come out! Amon, come out!"
At the end, she screamed like a lady who saw a mouse.
……
Mu Fange finally ran to the City Lord's Mansion, panting and crawling.
Citizens from all directions gathered in the square in front of the City Lord's Mansion, as if they were devoutly waiting for some kind of ceremony to be held in honor of some god.
And in the center of the square, some craftsmen wearing monocles are building a statue of the Fallen God.
Mu Fange knocked down the guard guarding the door of the City Lord's Mansion with one punch and rushed into the City Lord's Mansion.
The original furniture and decorations in the City Lord's Mansion have been basically demolished, and abnormally, a group of renovation workers wearing monocles have appeared. They are renovating the City Lord's Mansion that was "voluntarily donated by the City Lord wearing monocles" into a church of the Church of the Fallen Cute God wearing monocles.
……
The Time Bug No. 8 with blue cat ears and a cat tail is indeed supervising here.
"Come here!" Mu Fangge screamed hysterically.
"What's wrong, meow?" Time Worm No. 8 turned back impatiently.
"You...you you you...why did you want to turn them all into Amon?" Mu Fange's lips were twitching and his voice was trembling.
"Ah? What Amon?" Time Worm No. 8 expressed doubt.
"He! They! Why are they all wearing monocles?" Mu Fangge was furious.
"Oh, who told you that the one wearing the monocle is Amon?" Time Bug No. 8 spread his hands, thinking that Mu Fange was too radical.
"If the one wearing the monocle is Amon, then Amon would have ruled the world long ago, meow!"
Time Worm No. 8 patiently explained: "That's just a shallow level of parasitism and psychological suggestion. They were just marked by Amon, but they were not completely transformed into Amon."
Mu Fange neither listened nor believed: "Then why are they surrounding me? And they are chasing me! And they are saying some incomprehensible things!"
"They probably just want you to try out our excellent new product, the Magic Information Terminal!" Time Worm No. 8 shrugged. "Everyone should try it!"
"And I don't think they are coming for you. They probably want the wizard lady next to you to try the magic information terminal." The cat tail of Time Worm No. 8 lifted up and poked Christie.
"Cat hybrid!" Christie was obviously very interested in Time Worm No. 8, and was not scared by those crazy "zombie wizards" along the way.
Mu Fange collapsed and said, "Aren't they coming for me? But I'm the only one who got hurt!"
"And they are so crazy. Are you sure that what you are selling is the magic information terminal and not some new drug?" Mu Fangge hugged his shoulders in fear.
"Don't blame everything on me! I didn't do anything, meow!" Time Worm No. 8 cleared himself of all charges: "Besides, isn't your goal to build a church and turn all believers into Amon? Isn't this just a matter of time, meow?"
Mu Fange knelt on the ground in frustration, bending forward - he really couldn't find any fault with it.
"Wait, you said their madness wasn't caused by you?" Mu Fangge caught the point.
"First of all, I'm just an Amon." Time Worm No. 8 pointed at himself and said, "Don't have too high expectations of me."
"If Amon could manipulate the minds of Beyonders at will, then Amon would have become the Lord of Mysteries long ago!"
Mu Fange ignored Time Worm No. 8 and thought to himself, "If it's not you, then who is it? These alien world residents and wizards are obviously not right."
"I just parasitized a few craftsmen and asked them to build statues and churches. I arranged some missionaries to promote the Fallen God. I also parasitized a few businessmen and celebrities in the fashion industry and asked them to promote the magic information terminal and sell monocles." Time Worm No. 8 continued to pass the buck.
Cat Amon asked suspiciously, "Why don't you think about what you have done recently, meow?"
"What can I do? How long have I been gone?" Mu Fangge rolled his eyes.
"Hasn't it been a week since we last met?" Time Worm No. 8 blinked.
"Wait? What? A week?" Mu Fange was extremely frightened: "I was out of the city... less than a day? Is the time messed up?"
Time Bug No. 8 counted on his fingers: "Meeting, contacting the printing house, contacting the bard, looking for investors, looking for a glass workshop... It must have been a week!"
Mu Fange walked straight to the window in a daze. More and more wizards and warriors gathered in the square. The children hired to distribute leaflets and the missionaries responsible for speeches and propaganda were also busy.
And there are more citizens who come to join in the fun.
After calming down and knowing that he had not completely transformed into Amon, he could look at these inhabitants of the other world and clearly distinguish which ones were the incarnations of the god of mischief with weirdness and cunning in their eyes, and which ones were just following the trend and wearing a monocle.
Mu Fange asked himself: "What have I done these days? I haven't felt the passage of time these days..."
"And the adventurers who were traveling with me probably didn't feel the passage of time. Except for the wizard Hongtao who ate apple pie, no one else had eaten. So it's not that they didn't feel it, but that time really didn't pass..."
"Have you accidentally entered some strange place?" Time Bug No. 8 tilted its head and looked at Mu Fange.
"I went to a mine in the forest, but that mine was indeed influenced by the power of the ancient gods." Mu Fange replied.
"It's like this." Christie, who had been curiously looking at the cat hybrid, suddenly spoke up: "The mysterious forest, the skeleton city, the devil's island, the underground mines... these places that restrict adventurers from entering are like this!"
"Because these places are influenced by the power of gods, the flow of time inside and outside is different! So it is a big burden for ordinary people to enter these areas, so they are controlled by the Adventurer's Guild." Christie explained.
Mu Fan Ge: “Oh oh oh!”
Time Bug No. 8: "Meow meow meow!"
Mu Fange and Time Worm No. 8 suddenly realized.
The reaction was too exaggerated—Mu Fange coughed twice shyly.
Mu Fan Ge looked out the window again.
In the square, the ordinary citizens and the wizard warriors were in two completely different states. The adventurers were excited, filled with the piety unique to pilgrims.
"Only adventurers again?" Mu Fange felt that his brain was not enough: "Before it was the law of aggregation of extraordinary characteristics, what is the reason this time?"
"Is it because the image of our god is too fascinating, meow?" Time Worm No. 8 reasoned.
"What extraordinary characteristics? What law of aggregation? What god?" Christie was very curious.
"Yes! When I went to the mine before, I met the god of forest and life: Reznev Lesofo." Mu Fange clapped his hands: "If the power of adventurers comes from this ancient god, then the state of the god of forest and life will naturally affect the adventurers!"
"You...you wouldn't have done anything unspeakable to the ancient gods, right?" Time Worm No. 8 retreated in horror.
"How is that possible? My heart and body belong to Klein!" Mu Fange declared his sovereignty righteously.
(Mr. Ling will really cry if you say that!)
"Who is Klein, meow?" Time Worm No. 8 screamed.
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