Villain, be good! I'm here to give birth to a baby [Quick Wear]

"According to my investigations and collected data, Xinyi Mountain was originally a place with beautiful mountains and clear waters. There lived a beautiful and charming immortal Mulan in seclusion there. This is not just for people to praise, because she is really an immortal who successfully transcended the tribulation and was named Mulan."

"Normally, where there are immortals, there shouldn't be such a large-scale bandit rebellion. But the fairy Mulan suddenly disappeared overnight. No one knows what happened. All we know is that on the day of the accident, all the flowers on the mountain withered overnight. Since then, no flower has bloomed on Xinyi Mountain again."

"Later, when a great demon cultivator and his followers occupied this place as their lair, she did not show up either. People then believed that she was really gone. There were also rumors that she was imprisoned by the demon cultivator, but many people did not believe the latter statement because the great demon cultivator was only at the Demon Pill Stage and could not possibly be a match for an immortal. Imprisonment was simply nonsense."

"As for where the immortal Mulan went, there is still no conclusion on this question, but some people say they saw her in Xinyi Mountain, while others strongly deny that she ever appeared... In short, there is a lot of controversy about whether this person is still alive."

"If we can really find her, it will be easy to deal with these bandits."

Let’s stop here.

Song Ling'er realized: "So we have to go find Immortal Mulan!"

"Wrong! Big mistake!"

Song Ling'er was confused: "Huh?"

"What we really have to do is..." Lin Qingbai deliberately stretched out his tone, "pretend to be a bride!"

Song Ling'er was even more confused: "Ah?"

Weren't we talking about Mulan before? Why did she suddenly have to pretend to be a bride?

Lin Qingbai knew that she didn't understand, so he said, "Don't worry, I haven't finished yet."

"It is definitely difficult to find this Mulan Immortal, and there are few clues about her whereabouts. You can't rely on her, but I mentioned her to tell you that when you sneak into the bandit's lair, you can pay more attention to her and ask more about her. Maybe she can help you."

Song Ling'er scratched her head: "Help me?"

Lin Qingbai nodded and said, "Yes, I will help you! Think about it, if Fairy Mulan is really hiding in the bandits' lair and you rescue her, it will be much easier for you to get your things back from those bandits. She will definitely help you out of gratitude."

Song Ling'er seemed to understand: "Oh..."

But she soon had new problems.

"So what do you mean by pretending to be a bride? You don't want me to pretend to be a bride, do you? Can't you pretend to be a bride?"

Lin Qingbai was speechless and asked, "Do you think I can pretend to be a bride?"

Song Ling'er nodded: "Yes."

"I don't look like one at all, okay?" Lin Qingbai rejected it. "I am a man, a real man! Even if I really wore a wedding dress and pretended to be a bride and sneaked in, I would be discovered that night and then tied up and burned by the bandit leader!"

Song Ling'er shrank her neck: "... not that serious, right?"

"To the point! Very much so!" Lin Qingbai shouted, "No man can accept that the wife he marries suddenly changes her gender! If I go there, I will die, so you have to go."

"Okay then." Song Ling'er accepted it calmly. She asked, "Then how can I pretend to be a bride?"

Hearing her mention this, Lin Qingbai coughed and cleared his throat before saying, "Actually, this is also very simple."

"Did you know that after those bandits occupied Xinyi Mountain as their lair, they set a rule for all the villages nearby?"

Song Ling’er:?

"That means every village is required to send a woman there as a bride every year."

Song Ling'er:!

"And the leader of the bandits, who is the most powerful demon cultivator in the Demon Pill Stage among these bandits, would choose one of the brides sent to him every year to marry. However, this bride would often die mysteriously before long, and no one knew why."

Song Ling’er:?

"But many people have speculated about this. Some say that the evil cultivator was using the bride to practice evil skills, and some say that the evil cultivator had a special fetish in bed and that all the brides were killed by him..."

"In short, there are many explanations, and no one knows exactly what happened, so you must be careful when you get in. If something goes wrong, find a way to escape immediately. Do you understand?"

Song Ling'er nodded.

She said, "Then how can I guarantee that the demon cultivator will choose me as his bride?"

Lin Qingbai smiled triumphantly, blinked his eyes, and said mischievously: "Don't worry, he will definitely choose you!"

Song Linger: ???

She didn't understand, she really didn't understand.

"Anyway, don't worry, leave everything to me. What you should really worry about is how to get along with that bandit leader when the time comes."

Lin Qingbai looked very confident, as he had made a lot of preparations for the mission assigned to him by Lingyun Sect.

……

Magnolia Mountain.

Under the guidance of Lin Qingbai, Song Ling'er followed him to a nearby village and successfully replaced the bride who was originally forced to marry into the bandit's lair.

Because the bandits have been robbing people and stealing their property all year round, the nearby villagers have always been resentful of these bandits. However, due to their strength, they can only dare to express their anger but not speak out.

No one is willing to marry their daughter to the bandits for their unreasonable request of sending brides over there every year, but they have to send them over, otherwise the bandits will come and cause trouble, which is not something the bride can solve.

But the brides who are chosen will not live long, and even their bodies will not be sent back. Only a small minion will be sent to inform the bride's family to prepare for the funeral. Therefore, no bride wants to be the lucky one chosen, because their families will try every means to "ruin" them on that day.

For example, they would deliberately drink medicine to make the bride's face covered with black spots, or they would endure the pain of injuring their own legs to pretend to be lame or blind... They would use all kinds of tricks just to avoid being chosen.

But the bride who should be chosen will still be chosen, and no one knows what criteria the bandit leader uses to choose the bride. They can only engage in self-destructive behavior based on the examples of rejected brides in previous years, and pray that they will not be chosen.

In this situation where all the brides don't want to get married and are trying every means to destroy themselves, Song Ling'er doesn't need to do anything. She just stands there in good health and is very eye-catching.

That's why Lin Qingbai said that she didn't need to do anything, the other party would definitely choose her.

But Song Ling'er still couldn't figure out one thing. She asked, "Didn't the bandits notice that the brides every year are all ugly? Wouldn't they find a way to stop the brides from doing this kind of self-destructive behavior?"

Lin Qingbai shook his head: "I don't know. The bandit leader doesn't seem to care whether the brides are ugly or not. He only cares about two things: one is that the bride must be alive, and the other is whether each village has delivered the bride on time."

He stroked his chin and analyzed, "Maybe this is because the bride is not married to be a daughter-in-law, but to do other things, right? That's why the bandits have such low requirements for brides, and they don't bother to care how they torture themselves."

Lin Qingbai was too lazy to think about so many useless things. He waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, he will definitely choose you. Although no one knows his bride selection criteria, all the brides who didn't deliberately become 'crooked melons and cracked dates' were chosen, which shows that he still follows normal wife selection criteria."

"You are so beautiful, you don't have any diseases, and you are easy to get pregnant--"

Song Ling'er suddenly interrupted him: "What did you say? How come I'm fertile? What nonsense are you talking about?"

"Oh, don't be afraid." Lin Qingbai comforted him, "I wanted to make sure you were 100% selected, so I asked the doctor to prescribe some medicine for you to make it easier for you to conceive."

Song Ling'er wondered, "Why do I have to become easily pregnant?"

Lin Qingbai explained: "As a man, I know what kind of wife a man wants most. It's hard for him not to be attracted to a woman like you who is beautiful and can give birth to children."

Song Ling'er still didn't understand, so she asked again, "Then how did you let him know that I'm in good health and can have a baby?"

Lin Qingbai had already thought of the answer to this question.

"Of course, that's because the bandits would arrange for a doctor to check the pulse of every bride who enters the village, write down the physical condition of each bride, and confirm that she has no serious illness before letting her in."

"Of course, if the doctor diagnosed the bride with a serious disease, she would be brutally killed by the bandits and her body would be transported back home. So brides would not allow themselves to suffer from serious diseases. At most, they would allow themselves to have black spots on their faces and red spots on their bodies... These diseases would ruin their looks but would not be diagnosed as serious diseases."

"And you can use this doctor to let the bandit leader know that you are fertile, so he will be more inclined to choose you to stay."