Villain, be good! I'm here to give birth to a baby [Quick Wear]

"Come on, you must tell me this time!"

"Ah."

"I am the Bamboo Wine Monster."

"I am the Bamboo Wine Monster."

"I really, really, really like the little monster Lin Yan'er!"

"I really, really, really like...little monster Lin Yan'er..."

"No, you sound so weak. Zhujiu, please say it again. I want to hear it voluntarily."

"..."

Lin Yan'er stared straight at Zhujiu's face, her face full of anticipation.

Zhujiu hesitated for a while and then mustered up his courage.

"I."

"Bamboo wine monster."

"I really, really, really like the little monster Lin Yan'er!"

After hearing Zhujiu's personal admission, Lin Yan'er laughed heartily with satisfaction.

She knew that Zhujiu liked her, and that he liked her very, very, very much. She was right!

She leaned in Zhujiu's arms and said, "I, Lin Yan'er little monster, also really, really like Zhujiu little monster! I want to be with Zhujiu little monster for the rest of my life!"

Zhujiu smiled knowingly: "No matter when or where, I will always be with you."

After hearing what Zhujiu said, Lin Yaner laughed and said, "So Zhujiu, when are you going to marry me? I want to give birth to a little monster for you."

Zhujiu still didn't understand why Lin Yan'er was so obsessed with having a baby, so he asked, "Do you really want to have a little monster with me?"

Lin Yaner nodded vigorously.

Of course she was willing to give birth to a little monster with Zhujiu. Zhujiu's question seemed like nonsense. If she didn't want to, Zhujiu couldn't give birth to a little monster with her.

Zhujiu reminded: "But giving birth to a little monster will make you feel very uncomfortable."

Lin Yaner: "It's okay, I don't mind."

Zhujiu reminded again: "Before the little monster is born, you have to keep the little monster in your belly and not run around. Can you do it?"

Lin Yaner: "It's okay, I won't run around."

Zhujiu was still worried and said, "It's really painful to give birth to a little monster. Do you really want to give birth?"

Lin Yaner: "It doesn't matter, I'm going to give birth!"

It was rare for Zhujiu to see Lin Yan'er so persistent in one thing. He really didn't understand why Lin Yan'er, a little monster, suddenly wanted to have a little monster with him. Why did she think of this at this very moment, something she hadn't thought of for hundreds of years?

However, after thinking about it, he felt that apart from the fact that giving birth to a little monster would make Lin Yan'er uncomfortable for a while, there didn't seem to be any bad conspiracy hidden in it.

The little monster is not a mortal and will not die from heavy bleeding while reproducing offspring. It's just that it is relatively weak during pregnancy and has no abilities, so it needs protection.

He thought that he should be able to protect the little monster Lin Yan'er and not let anything happen to her.

So after thinking about all the good and bad situations, Zhujiu nodded.

He said: "Okay."

Lin Yaner cheered.

He added, "But you can't run around. After you get pregnant with a little monster, you have to stay at home and not go play with other little monsters. Can you do that?"

Lin Yaner nodded vigorously.

She was so happy that she rushed over and kissed Zhujiu fiercely: "Zhujiu, you are so nice! I knew you wouldn't make me unhappy!"

Zhujiu held her waist helplessly: "We will only have this one birth, there won't be a next time."

Lin Yaner readily agreed: "Okay, just this once!"

As long as Zhujiu agrees, she can give birth to a little monster for Zhujiu!

In fact, she wanted to give birth to a little monster not because she was bored, but because the letter said that Zhujiu was in danger, but giving birth to a little monster for Zhujiu could help Zhujiu resolve the crisis.

Although she didn't know why, she didn't want anything to happen to Zhujiu, she wanted Zhujiu to live well.

She wants to be with Zhujiu forever!

Lin Yaner suddenly shouted: "Bamboo wine..."

Zhujiu responded: "Yes, I am here."

Lin Yaner: "Bamboo wine."

Zhujiu: "I'm here."

Lin Yaner: "Bamboo wine~"

Zhujiu: "I'm here."

……

Zhujiu didn't understand why Lin Yan'er always called him, but he would respond every time Lin Yan'er called him.

After shouting for who knows how many times, Lin Yaner finally stopped. She deliberately pinched Zhujiu's cheek and said with a smile: "Zhujiu, you are so nice. How can you be so nice?"

Zhujiu is a little monster who treats her best.

Zhujiu didn't answer. He pursed his lips and touched the two little buns on Lin Yan'er's head.

He asked, "What do you like? I'll give it to you on your birthday next time."

Lin Yan'er thought for a moment and said, "I've already given you a wedding dress, so you have to give me one too. I want it to be made by you, not someone else's!"

She knew that the Bamboo Wine Monster was clumsy when it came to giving birthday gifts. At first he only knew how to give food, either the fairy fruit he had never seen before or the fairy wine he had never tasted.

Lin Yan'er liked it very much at first, but after receiving too many gifts, she no longer liked it, so she started to make requests to Zhujiu. In this way, every birthday became the day when Zhujiu helped her realize her wishes.

Because as long as she didn't say anything, Zhujiu would give her some strange things, making her unable to understand what Zhujiu was thinking.

For example, how could there be any little monster that likes big bones and animal meat?

Bamboo wine is so stupid!

Lin Yan'er felt that Zhujiu's thoughts were always incomprehensible to the little monster, so after she noticed that the things Zhujiu gave were becoming more and more strange, she chose to choose her own gift.

Zhujiu was also happy that Lin Yan'er said it directly, so it would be convenient for him to find something Lin Yan'er liked, instead of him racking his brains to think of a gift to give to her, only to find that Lin Yan'er didn't like it at all.

So the two of them happily agreed.

Lin Yan'er was in a good mood and jumping up and down. She would soon be able to become husband and wife with the Bamboo Wine Monster!

"I have removed all the traps outside the forest, and I have also rescued those captured little monsters. But you'd better go out less recently. There are a lot of monster catchers outside, and you will most likely be caught by them if you go out again." Zhujiu reminded her.

In fact, he didn't pay much attention to the monster catchers outside, because there would be an increase in the number of monster catchers outside almost every once in a while, but they were nothing more than some second-rate cultivators, and he could easily deal with them.

Even if a powerful immortal came, he would not take it seriously. Over the past thousands of years, countless immortals have died at his hands.

Sometimes he couldn't understand what these people were thinking. Why did they have to come in here to die? Wouldn't it be better for them to stay outside and live their lives?

Especially after Lin Yan'er discovered that he was always killing people, she deliberately put up signs everywhere in the Beiming Forest to remind those people not to come in. However, there were still countless people who wanted to break in here like a swarm of fish.

So Lin Yan'er couldn't understand it. She thought those people were stupid and liked to come and die.

"Zhujiu, what do you think those monster hunters want to do? Why do they always bully little monsters like us? There can't be some treasure hidden deep in the Beiming Forest that attracts them to come here in droves, right?"

Lin Yan'er held her chin up to her hand. She tried hard to think of any treasures near her home, but she really couldn't think of any. Instead, she felt that her way home was full of dangers. Sometimes, Zhujiu didn't even need to take action, as those people would die on the road.

"Hey, Zhujiu." She suddenly turned Zhujiu's head towards her and asked seriously, "Are you really hiding something behind my back?"

She was a little curious.

Zhujiu shook his head: "No."

"If not, that would be too strange. I have been here for hundreds of years, and I haven't found the treasures those people want. They can't be after the delicious food you planted on Zhongshan Mountain, right?"

Lin Yan'er thought about it and felt that the possibility was not high.

Everything Zhujiu planted on Zhongshan Mountain was for her. Wouldn't those people take the time to plant it themselves? Why did they come over and compete with her for food?

If this is true, then they are so bad. They don't go to farm themselves, but insist on coming to steal the food that Bamboo Wine grows for them to eat. They deserve to die!

"Don't worry about them, they are looking for death, just help them." Zhujiu said indifferently. He had killed so many people that he no longer thought about these problems.

Lin Yaner said with a sad face: "But it's so annoying that they always come over and block me outside. I can't even go out to play if I want to. I hate them so much."

She doesn't like staying at home all the time.

Although there was Zhujiu at home and he treated her very well, she didn't like the feeling of being restricted in her freedom. She wanted to run around and play everywhere.

Zhujiu asked softly, "Do you want me to clean it up?"

He could go out and kill those people, clearing it all out at once.

As long as such a massacre takes place once, the monster hunters outside will be quiet for many days and will not dare to wander around outside.

"Forget it, little bamboo wine monster, stop killing people. Killing people is not good and it will damage your virtue."

Lin Yan'er didn't want Zhujiu to become a little monster who killed people without blinking an eye. She hoped that Zhujiu would be a little monster as kind and cute as herself.

Zhujiu: "What is Yin De?"

Lin Yaner explained: "It means doing good deeds without asking for anything in return. This is called accumulating hidden virtues. It is a saying in the mortal world that as long as you accumulate enough hidden virtues, you will be rich and powerful in the next life."

Zhujiu: "That's what people say. We are not ordinary people."

This is simply not applicable to monsters like them, especially monsters like monsters who believe in the "law of the jungle".

Lin Yaner: "But we can't be monsters that kill innocent people indiscriminately. The monsters that were killed in the storybooks were all bad monsters that killed innocent people indiscriminately. You can't learn from them. I don't like it."

Bamboo wine: "..."

After a long while, he said, "Yeah."

He listened to the little monster Lin Yan'er.

Lin Yaner nodded with satisfaction, and she continued: "I have told you so many stories about big monsters, you should listen carefully. Although it is impossible for mortals to defeat big monsters, don't you find that big monsters who take human lives are not liked by people?"

"Just like the big monster who guarded the magic grass I told you about before, he was also labeled as 'brutal', so when the magic grass he worked so hard to grow was taken away, no one in the group felt sorry for him."

Bamboo wine was silent.

He thought about it and realized that if he were the big monster, he would not care about the sympathy of those mortals. He would only find a way to cut the mortal who took his things into pieces, and kill all the mortals nearby who coveted his magic grass, to make an example of him and prevent others from coming again.

What qualifications do weak mortals have to covet things that do not belong to them?

Lin Yaner stared into Zhujiu's eyes, put her hands on her hips and said, "Zhujiu, are you thinking about something bad?"

Bamboo wine: "..."

He lowered his head somewhat guiltily.

"Bamboo wine, don't think bad things!"

"If one day you become a big monster, you must be a big monster who can distinguish right from wrong, good from evil, and you must not do evil and bully others by relying on your own strength. This is wrong."

"You need to be a kind and lovely monster, not a monster that everyone hates. I don't want to see you doing bad things and being hated by others."

"You don't care what others think, but I do. I care very, very much!"

Lin Yaner said this firmly.

She doesn't want the bamboo wine to go bad, she wants it to stay good forever.

"Know right from wrong..." Zhujiu murmured, "Okay, I get it. I won't let others hate me."

Lin Yaner nodded: "Yes, Bamboo Wine must learn to distinguish right from wrong. You can kill those who clearly read the words on the sign and still want to disturb us, because they are bad people. They believed the rumors and became greedy, and they also want to steal other people's things. It doesn't matter if you kill such bad people."

She added: "But you can't kill those who stray here. They will leave after seeing the sign. If you kill them, you're not a good monster."

Zhujiu understood: "Well, kill the bad guys, not the good guys."

He listened to the little monster Lin Yan'er and acted like a good monster.

"That's right, so Takeshu can't go and kill others. If you kill innocent people, you'll be a bad monster. We just need to wait for them to leave."

Lin Yan'er knew that if those people found that they could not catch the little monster and could not enter the depths of the Beiming Forest, they would naturally stop wasting their energy on it.

She actually doesn't like killing, the smell of blood makes her uncomfortable.

Zhujiu: "Okay."

He knew that the little monster Lin Yan'er didn't like the smell of blood, so he generally wouldn't kill people, unless those people refused to listen and insisted on going into the depths of the Beiming Forest to disturb him.

"Well, good little Bamboo Wine Monster, let's make a pinky promise and be good monsters together."

Lin Yan'er took Zhujiu's hand and wanted to make a pinky promise with him, and Zhujiu let her do as she pleased.

The two put their little fingers together and made a promise.

"Also, Zhujiu must not learn from those bad monsters and act according to their likes and dislikes. This is also wrong. Before killing someone, you must think carefully about whether he can kill him or not. You can't just follow your mood. This is wrong."

Maybe it was because Lin Yan'er read the letter, she was always worried that Zhujiu would turn into a bad monster one day. She naively thought that if Zhujiu remained a good monster, nothing bad would happen to him.

After all, isn’t there a saying in the world that “good people will be rewarded”?

Then good monsters will be rewarded.

After listening to Lin Yan'er's words, Zhujiu was silent for a long time before nodding again.

"Okay, I promise you."

Seeing that Zhujiu had agreed to her request again, Lin Yaner couldn't help but feel better. She smiled and said, "Today is your birthday, and you have been agreeing to my words. Zhujiu, is there anything else you want in particular?"

Although she had already given Zhujiu a wedding dress that she had embroidered herself, she still wanted to give Zhujiu something more.

Zhujiu shook his head. He didn't want anything in particular.

Ever since he had the little monster Lin Yan'er, he celebrated his birthday almost every year. He felt that no mortal human celebrated his birthday as frequently as he did. However, the little monster Lin Yan'er particularly liked the "birthday gifts" that mortal humans received on their birthdays, so she celebrated her birthday every year, and he accompanied her, and this has been going on for hundreds of years.

Even if he really wanted something, he had already got it.

Because even on his birthday, this little devil Lin Yan'er likes to give him all kinds of things. She seems to have endless energy every day and runs around everywhere.

Lin Yaner said somewhat disappointedly: "Well then..."

Zhujiu was so good to her, so she wanted to be doubly good to Zhujiu. Unfortunately, Zhujiu didn't have anything he particularly liked, and he didn't seem to care about anything.

Lin Yaner sighed, oh, what exactly does the little bamboo wine monster like so much?