Villain, be good! I'm here to give birth to a baby [Quick Wear]

After eating, Lin Yan'er slipped out as usual.

But this time she didn't go out to play, but to ask those little monsters if they knew what preparations they needed to make to become a couple.

The little monsters didn't know much about this. Most of them only knew a little bit and pieced it together to barely come up with a general idea.

"When they get married, they wear red clothes and everything is red! They also give people food!"

"If we become husband and wife... it seems that the parents have to sit in a big hall, and then the two of them kneel down to worship their parents, but we little monsters don't necessarily have parents, right? Many are born and raised, and you, little monster Lin Yan'er, are one of them, too. But I don't know if the little monster Bamboo Wine has parents..."

"There is a long procession to welcome the bride. The bride will ride in a sedan chair, and then the sedan bearers will take her to the groom..."

Just listening to what these little monsters said, Lin Yan'er felt so troubled.

She is a little monster, why should she follow the rules of mortals?

There are so many rules for mortals. If she really followed the process those little monsters said, she felt that she would not be able to finish it in one day, especially since there were many things she simply could not do.

Zhujiu doesn't like others entering the depths of the Beiming Forest, but her and Zhujiu's home is in the depths of the Beiming Forest, and the little monsters cannot be allowed in.

But in this case, there would be no guests to witness her and Zhujiu becoming husband and wife, and there would be no sedan chair to ride in...

Lin Yan'er suddenly didn't know how she would marry Zhujiu tomorrow, but Zhujiu promised her that he would arrange everything.

It turned out that she was not suitable for doing complicated things. Every year, she celebrated Zhujiu's birthday very simply, just giving gifts and saying blessings.

As for the complicated aspects of mortals' birthday celebrations, she ignored them all. Zhujiu didn't care anyway.

However, Lin Yan'er's question today made the little monsters smell something unusual, and they couldn't help but guess the reason why Lin Yan'er asked this question. Most of them guessed that Lin Yan'er was going to marry Zhujiu, and they guessed correctly.

However, Lin Yan'er refused to admit it and ran away in a panic.

On the other hand, Zhujiu was drinking tea at home calmly, not at all busy about the wedding that was going to be held tomorrow.

Because the time was too short and there was no time to make arrangements, he simply gave up. What's more, he didn't really plan to have a real wedding night with Lin Yan'er tomorrow.

However, he still has a surprise for little monster Lin Yan'er tomorrow, and he believes that little monster Lin Yan'er will like it.

……

That night, when Lin Yan'er and Zhujiu were sleeping, she still smelled a hint of blood from Zhujiu. She felt vaguely uneasy in her heart. Before going to bed, she reminded Zhujiu not to forget to get married tomorrow.

Zhujiu agreed verbally but didn't take it to heart.

So when Lin Yan'er woke up the next day, it was the same as usual, with no big difference.

Of course, we cannot say that there is no difference at all, there are still differences.

Lin Yan'er found a red wedding dress placed at the head of her bed. She had never bought it outside. It must have been bought secretly by the little monster Zhujiu and given to her. There were many beautiful flowers on it.

Just looking at the embroidery, it seems that the work is not very skilled.

Zhujiu clenched his fist, put it under his lips and pretended to cough: "I embroidered it for you myself. It's my first time, so it may not be very good..."

Lin Yaner: "It looks great! The little bamboo wine monster is also very powerful!"

After she finished praising, she wanted to find something different at home.

Unfortunately not.

So Lin Yaner turned to look at Zhujiu: "Zhujiu, aren't we getting married today and becoming husband and wife?"

Zhujiu: "Be a husband and wife, but keep it simple and don't go through all the formalities of ordinary people."

Lin Yan'er heard it but didn't care.

She originally thought those things were complicated and didn't want Zhujiu to waste time on them. Her only goal was to give birth to a little monster with Zhujiu.

So, Lin Yaner's next sentence is——

"Takejiu, when do we start preparing to give birth to a little monster?"

She couldn't wait any longer.

Bamboo wine: "..."

He hesitated for a moment before saying, "Let's talk about it tonight."

Lin Yaner let out a disappointed "Oh" and said dissatisfiedly: "Why not during the day?"

She didn't understand the difference between day and night.

After staring at the bamboo wine for a long time, she suddenly understood.

"Zhujiu, are you shy?"

Zhujiu turned his face away silently.

"Hey, little bamboo wine monster, don't be shy, please give birth to a little monster for me as soon as possible!"

Lin Yan'er leaned over to look at him, and Zhujiu silently moved his face to the other side, deciding to remain silent.

"Don't be shy, little bamboo wine monster. We are already husband and wife, and we can give birth to little monsters."

Lin Yan'er smiled and moved closer to him again, face to face, staring at him with her big round eyes, as if she wanted to peel him open and eat him.

Zhujiu felt a little uncomfortable being stared at by her, so he grabbed her restless head, then turned his face away and explained, "You are not husband and wife yet, so you can't have a little monster. You have to wait until tonight."

"I don't want it." Lin Yan'er didn't want to listen to his nonsense and asked, "Do you have another little monster outside? That's why you don't want to have a little monster with me, huh?"

Lin Yaner was angry.

Zhujiu had no choice but to bring out the excuse he had originally intended to fool her.

"If you want to have a little monster, you just need to kiss each other on the mouth. Just kiss once before we go to sleep at night."

Lin Yaner looked disdainful: "I don't believe it."

She broke free from Zhujiu's hand, crossed her arms and said, "Zhujiu, you little monster, you lied to me!"

Zhujiu said calmly: "That's it."

Lin Yaner retorted on the spot: "Then why haven't I ever gotten pregnant with a little monster when I secretly kissed you every morning after waking up?"

She has a valid point.

Zhujiu was speechless again.

He forgot about it.

"Bad Zhujiu, you actually wanted to deceive me!" Lin Yan'er hit him, then put her hands on her hips and said, "I know how to give birth to a little monster, you can't deceive me."

Zhujiu asked back, "Who taught you?"

He didn't remember teaching her this.

Lin Yaner blushed and stammered, "This, this... Anyway, it's none of your business. I, I just know it."

Zhujiu: It seems that the little devil Lin Yan'er has learned some bad things behind my back.

"Bamboo wine~~~"

"Don't worry about such useless things."

Lin Yaner touched Zhujiu's buttons, glanced at his expression, quietly unbuttoned one, glanced again, and unbuttoned another...

Zhujiu held her hand until the last button was unbuttoned.

He shook his head and said, "No."

Lin Yaner ignored him, shook off his hand, and said stubbornly: "I want it!"

Then he directly pulled open the last button of Zhujiu's clothes.

She quickly tore off the belt around his waist.

The collar of his shirt was open and hung loosely on Zhujiu's body.

Zhujiu shouted angrily, "Lin Yaner."

Lin Yaner threw the tape she had just torn off away and said innocently, "I don't know anything."

Then she pretended to be surprised and said, "Hey, Zhujiu, why are your clothes loose? Is it too hot? Do you want me to help you take them off?"

As she said that, she reached out and tried to take off the clothes that Zhujiu was wearing.

The behavior is extremely bold.

Zhujiu grabbed her moving hands and warned her in a low voice: "If you make trouble again, I will be really angry."

"If you're angry, then be angry." Lin Yan'er imitated his tone and said, "If you don't give birth to a little monster with me, I'll be really angry."

As she spoke, she broke free from Zhujiu.

Then he tried to take off Zhujiu's clothes again.

"I just want to have a little monster with you, and you won't suffer any loss, so why don't you agree?"

"Anyway, I don't care. You have to go to bed with me and give birth to a little monster today. You are not allowed to find excuses to escape!"

Lin Yan'er doesn't care about whether they are husband and wife or not. She is just a little monster. Isn't it enough for her to know how to give birth to little monsters with another little monster?

Anyway, Zhujiu will never leave her in this life. She will be with Zhujiu forever with or without this title.

Zhujiu was not used to Lin Yaner's speed and shouted in a panic, "Don't worry, slow down, this kind of thing can't be rushed."

He slipped away from Lin Yan'er's hands in a somewhat embarrassed manner, with only his underwear left on his body, the rest of his clothes were taken off.

“Zhujiu! Don’t run away, come here!” Lin Yan’er waved at him, not feeling that she had behaved badly at all, and urged him, “I’m not going to eat you, come here quickly, there’s only one thing left!”

Zhujiu pulled the quilt aside and said calmly, "No."

He will be naked when he goes there.

"Don't be so scared, it's very comfortable, I won't hurt you."

Lin Yan'er moved her body closer to Zhujiu, and while comforting him she reached out to his last piece of underwear, eager to take it off.

Zhujiu stopped her and said, "This is not a question of whether it hurts or not. Don't keep learning these useless things. This is not what you should learn."

Lin Yan'er shrugged her head: "Oh."

The next second, she suddenly pulled off Zhujiu's last piece of underwear.

Zhujiu's underwear was exposed in an instant, and he subconsciously pulled the quilt higher to prevent Lin Yan'er from seeing what she shouldn't see.

"Guard against me?" Lin Yan'er pointed at herself and said angrily, "Little bamboo wine monster, you disappoint me so much. You were not like this when we slept together before. Now you are still covering it up and refusing to give birth to a little monster with me. Be careful or I will run away from home and you will never find me again!"

Damn it, she didn’t even see anything, and the little monster Zhujiu covered himself tightly with the quilt.

Zhujiu said seriously: "This is not what you should see."

Lin Yaner pouted: "I'm not a child anymore."

Zhujiu said silently: "But you are still a little monster."

Lin Yaner said angrily: "Zhujiu, you are also a little monster."

We are all little monsters, so don’t look down on anyone.

Zhujiu: “This is different.”

Lin Yaner: “Same.”

Then she started taking off her clothes.

She was only halfway through taking off her clothes when she suddenly seemed to remember something, and put her clothes back on, saying she wanted to go out for a while.

Zhujiu didn't know where she was going, but he felt relieved.

After Lin Yan'er left, he picked up his clothes scattered on the ground and put them back on one by one.

Not long after he put on his clothes, Zhujiu saw Lin Yaner. She came back with something in her hand. He looked at it carefully.

Hmm... this thing looks familiar. It seems to be a kind of medicinal herb that I grow in Zhongshan?

The effect is...

Zhujiu's pupils dilated: "Why did you pick this?"

Lin Yaner explained: "Aren't you shy? This can help you solve that problem."

Zhujiu covered his face and said with some difficulty: "But this... taken alone is a strong... aphrodisiac."

The reason why he raised this medicinal herb was to mix it with other medicinal herbs to make some medicine for curing diseases.

When he was raising it, he never imagined that one day he would need to use this medicinal herb on himself alone. If he had known this, he would not have grown it.

"I know." Lin Yan'er said with a smile, "I picked them specially for you to eat. After eating them, you won't be shy anymore."

Zhujiu was speechless for a moment.

He is not shy, he just doesn't want to show it in public for the time being.

"Put the food back. I won't eat it." Zhujiu simply refused. "If I really eat it, you won't be able to bear it. It will be easy to get into trouble."

Lin Yan'er also refused bluntly: "No."

She placed the medicine in front of Zhujiu and ordered, "Eat it, or I'll feed you!"

Lin Yaner's attitude is very tough.

Zhujiu just thought she was making trouble and brought all kinds of messy things to him.

Can strong aphrodisiacs be taken casually?

But in Lin Yaner's eyes, you can eat whatever you want.

Seeing that Zhujiu didn't move, she tried to force it into his mouth, but failed.

"Stop it, let's talk about this tonight."

Zhujiu took away the herbs from her hand, preventing her from making trouble.

Lin Yaner said dejectedly: "Zhujiu is so stupid, he doesn't know how to enjoy such a good thing..."

Zhujiu corrected her: "This is not a good thing."

To him, anything that might hurt the little monster Lin Yan'er would be a bad thing.

He patiently said to Lin Yan'er, "Don't worry, it's not that I don't want to do it with you, but it has to be done at night. Don't think about giving birth to a little monster in the middle of the day."

"More haste less speed."

Seeing that the things had been taken away and Zhujiu still refused to obey her, Lin Yaner could only agree: "Oh, okay then."

At night, she must ask the Bamboo Wine Monster to fulfill his promise!

But it wasn't evening yet.

She was so sleepy that she fell asleep in Zhujiu's arms.

Zhujiu covered her with the quilt and said softly, "Go to bed early, my little monster."

He lit the incense, which would make the noisy Lin Yaner faint after a while. He had prepared it before and it came in handy now.

Now that he is by the side of the little monster Lin Yan'er, and with the help of incense to help her sleep, it is not surprising that the little monster Lin Yan'er feels sleepy.

As for the little monster she was calling?

Just think of her as being naive and not understanding that giving birth to a little monster would be dangerous.

When Zhujiu was about to lie down and sleep with Lin Yan'er, a spiritual message suddenly came from outside the window. It was from the immortal cultivator who had previously broken into the thorny jungle.

[Your Excellency Zhulong, everything is ready. ]

【You can come and have a look now if you have time. 】

Zhujiu looked at Lin Yan'er who was sleeping, thought for a while, and disappeared on the spot.

And at the moment he disappeared, Lin Yan'er's hand suddenly stretched out from under the quilt, as if she wanted to touch something, but she didn't touch it and finally fell down.

"Bamboo wine..."