Villain, be good! I'm here to give birth to a baby [Quick Wear]

He doesn't mean to raise her as a girl.

Lin Yaner looked at him and blinked: "What's wrong?"

Bai Lu: "It's nothing, as long as you are happy, wife."

He glanced at the two hairless babies on the bed and breathed a sigh of relief.

The prerequisite for tying pigtails is to have hair.

Finally, with the happy decision of the two, "Yi Yi", who had a rounder birthmark on his butt, started his journey of wearing women's clothing.

Bai Lu inevitably woke the child up when he was changing his clothes.

So the little "Yi Yi" looked at Bai Lu who was dressing him in women's clothes with a silly and cute face, tilted his head and blew out a bubble.

Lin Yan'er, who was standing by, was overwhelmed with maternal love. She stretched out her fingers to poke his little cheek, which was soft and nice to pinch.

"Yi Yi is so good."

The tenderness in Lin Yaner's words was so full that it was about to overflow.

Although she didn't take care of the child much, she spent a lot of time "playing" with the child. If she didn't know how to comfort the child when he cried, she would throw him to Bai Lu and let him clean up the mess he made.

"Yi Yi is so cute."

"As expected, he was born by me. He looks like me."

Lin Yaner held her face with both hands, her eyes full of pride.

Bai Lu: "You stopped saying that when he peed on your hand."

Lin Yaner pouted and said proudly, "Humph."

After Bai Lu changed Yi Yi into a pink outfit, Lin Yan'er's eyes were filled with love.

"So cute, baby! It's so cute that mommy is about to produce milk."

She went up and hugged the baby and kissed him several times. It was so adorable.

Hearing this, Bai Lu stared at Lin Yan'er's chest and said, "Wife, you should have milk now, right?"

Lin Yaner immediately covered her chest and asked cautiously: "What do you want to do?"

"Don't misunderstand me, wife." Bai Lu raised his hand and said, "I just simply asked if you had milk, nothing else."

Lin Yaner held her chest tighter.

Would this be simple?

She doesn't believe it.

"Don't covet my body!"

Lin Yaner warned in a fierce voice.

"Okay, okay, I don't covet it. Why would I covet it?" Bai Lu glanced at her, then looked away and whispered, "It was originally mine."

Is it necessary to covet it?

Bai Lu went over and kissed her: "My wife is still more adorable."

Children are the most annoying thing.

It looks so obedient and soft now, but if it starts to make trouble I’ll just want to throw it outside and let it freeze to death.

Whoever takes care of the children will lose his mentality.

Because the child was noisy at night, his wife kicked him out of the room and made him sleep with the child, under the pretext of "concentrating on taking care of the baby."

This made Bai Lu even more resentful.

Originally, he could fall asleep hugging his sweet and soft wife every day, but because of these two unfortunate children, he lost the right and didn't know when he could return to bed.

Bai Lu thought about hiring someone with experience to help take care of the child, but when he thought about the excess expenses this year, he nipped the idea in the bud.

It’s better to bring your own. The more you can save, the better.

He glanced at Er Er, who was drooling while sleeping on the bed, and sighed, "At least it's easy to take care of them when they're asleep."

He also pinched Er'er's little cheek, imitating Lin Yan'er's behavior just now, pinching very lightly without using much force.

It feels soft to the touch, and feels softer and more tender than my wife.

But before he could pinch her for a few seconds, Er'er's nose moved slightly, her little mouth curled up, and she suddenly burst into tears with a "wow".

Lin Yan'er was playing with Yi Yi. When she heard the crying, she looked over and couldn't help but frowned: "What are you doing? Why are you waking the child up for no reason?"

Bai Lu: "No, I just -"

Lin Yaner: "Stop talking, hurry up and comfort the child, what are you doing standing there?"

Bai Lu was speechless.

Er'er's crying inspired Yi Yi, so Yi Yi, who was originally lying obediently in Lin Yan'er's arms, also started to imitate her and cried loudly.

Lin Yaner, who was originally having fun playing with the children, suddenly felt that the precious baby in her hand had become a hot potato, and hurriedly threw it back to Bai Lu: "It's all your fault, you should comfort them!"

Her love for children is limited, only when they are well-behaved and don't cry or make a fuss.

She didn't like him very much the rest of the time, even though he was her own son.

Even though she had never taken care of children, she knew that it was troublesome.

She understood it just by looking at how Grandpa Bai Lu and Bai Lu were busy taking care of the two children every day.

Grandpa Bai Lu, who had originally volunteered to help take care of the child, would now rather go out and farm than accompany Bai Lu to take care of the child.

Because these two little guys not only look very similar, but their behaviors and personalities are also very similar, as if they were cast from the same mold. If one wets the bed, the other will also wet the bed.

Even when one is hungry and wants to drink milk, the other one will follow suit. You have no idea who is imitating whom, but they just want to do things together. Even after changing diapers and feeding, as long as one of the little ones is still crying, the other one will cry too.

Bai Lu often had a headache because of this. He couldn't eat or sleep well during this period. He had dark circles under his eyes and his chin was covered with beard. He didn't have time to shave it. He looked even more haggard than when he was taking care of the pregnant Lin Yan'er.

Lin Yan'er felt sorry for him and would occasionally feel compassion and take the initiative to take care of the child for a while, but usually she couldn't do it for long.

Because she simply doesn't have that much patience.

After Bai Lu changed the clothes of the two children, the boy was dressed as the younger brother and the girl was dressed as the older brother. This way, "one one" and "two two" were easy to distinguish, and there was no need to worry about feeding the same one.

However, identifying the children did not reduce Bai Lu's burden too much. He still found it very difficult to take care of the children and often had a headache because he didn't know why the two children were crying.

Grandpa was also trying his best to help him share the burden, but it was also very tiring, and most of the time Bai Lu had to take care of the two children alone.

I thought this situation would get better when the children grew up, but it was just the opposite. "Yi Yi" and "Er Er" became smarter when they grew up and knew how to trick people into drinking milk. They would cry and hiccup without stopping, unless Bai Lu fed them milk.

Bai Lu was so careless that he didn't notice the two children's little thoughts until they both vomited milk after being fed by him, and then he understood.

These two silly kids want to drink milk even if they are not hungry. They drink milk just for the sake of drinking milk and don’t know when they are full.

After Lin Yan'er found out, she scolded Bai Lu and planned to feed them herself. She already had milk, but not much, only enough for one person.

So, to be fair, she decided to let them drink from each side, but she backed out after feeding them for not long.

Without it, breastfeeding is not an easy job.

She thought too simply.

These two little guys look small in appearance, but they are very strong when drinking milk. Once they hold on to the milk, they will hold on tightly and will not let go even without milk. It hurts so much that she grimaces every time she feeds them.

So she abandoned the two little guys after feeding them for a short while. She would rather let Bai Lu get away with it than let these two children get away with it.

Bai Lu was deeply pleased with this.

He thought that he deserved it. He was almost exhausted by the two children during this period of time, so it was nothing wrong to get some extra rewards.

It was just that on the day of the child's full-month banquet, Bai Dongyu and his wife Huang Mei came to see Bai Lu. It was unknown what the three of them were discussing. Lin Yan'er only knew that Bai Lu was in a bad mood after talking to them, as if he was hiding something.

So at night, Lin Yaner took the initiative to invite Bai Lu back to her room to sleep together, and asked him, "What did your childhood friend say to you during the day? Why do you look so unhappy?"

She thought about the possible reasons and guessed, "Is it because your dad is coming out?"