Siheyuan: The Counterattack of Passerby

When Xu Damao came back today and saw the new bicycle that Lin Geng bought, he was very envious. He also heard that Lin Geng and Sha Zhu had dealt with Yi Zhonghai, Jia Dongxu, Qin Huairu and Liu Haizhong in the courtyard today. He slapped his thigh in regret. If he had known that the courtyard would be so lively today, he only regretted that he forgot to take a day off from work. He wanted to watch the big show in the courtyard no matter what.

Xu Damao used to hate Sha Zhu the most, but now after Lin Geng's mediation, he has reconciled with Sha Zhu, so we won't talk about that. The next people he hates the most are Yi Zhonghai and Jia Dongxu, and then the deaf old lady in the backyard and Liu Haizhong.

And today, Sha Zhu actually beat up Yi Zhonghai and Jia Dongxu, and I heard that they beat them pretty badly, which made him very happy. What made him happiest was that Sha Zhu and Yi Zhonghai and Jia Dongxu had become enemies, and now he was in the same group with Sha Zhu. Sha Zhu's beating up Yi Zhonghai and Jia Dongxu was equivalent to helping him vent his anger.

It's easy to guess how aggrieved Yi Zhonghai and Jia Dongxu must be, especially Yi Zhonghai. The thugs he used to hire now turned around and beat him up. They no longer listened to him and became his mortal enemy. This old man must be almost dying of frustration at home!

Moreover, without Sha Zhu as his thug, why would he be afraid of Yi Zhonghai? There would be plenty of opportunities to do some harm to this old man in the future. It would be very satisfying to see him so helpless and furious.

And Jia Dongxu. Whenever he thought of the time when Jia Dongxu kicked his Xiaomao and almost killed him, he felt Xiaomao tighten and have a dull pain every time he thought about it. He wished he could strangle Jia Dongxu to death.

But even so, under the suppression of Yi Zhonghai, his parents still did not call the police to arrest Jia Dongxu. Yi Zhonghai just hypocritically criticized Jia Dongxu a few words and lightly asked Jia Dongxu to compensate him twenty yuan. Afterwards, the old pious woman Jia Zhang blocked the door of his house and scolded him for a long time for the twenty yuan, which really made him feel very upset.

Now, Sha Zhu rode on Jia Dongxu and beat him up. It was said that he beat Jia Dongxu's face so badly that Jia Zhangshi might not recognize him even when she came. He was also scared by Lin Geng and peed his pants on the spot. It was a huge embarrassment. Xu Damao felt even more refreshed and shouted that he was relieved.

As for Qin Huairu, he had long seen that Qin Huairu was a green tea bitch. Although there is no such thing as a green tea bitch now, he also knew that Qin Huairu was not a good person. She was always trying to steal other people's money, especially treating Sha Zhu like a fool.

But he didn't expect that in just over two years, Qin Huairu actually cheated Sha Zhu out of more than 200 yuan. He secretly thought that this woman was really cruel! She wanted to suck all of Sha Zhu's blood dry, and she didn't even care about the life and death of Sha Zhu's sister He Yushui. How cruel could she be?

And Liu Haizhong is simply a complete idiot. He was extorted fifty yuan by Lin Geng yesterday, and today his scar hasn't even healed yet, but he has forgotten the pain. As soon as he saw Lin Geng bought a new bicycle, he immediately ran to report Lin Geng. Isn't this simply seeking death?

He was cheated out of another 100 yuan by Lin Geng, he really deserved it! If Lin Geng didn't cheat him, who would he cheat? Wasn't this his own fault? Anyway, he didn't have a good impression of Liu Haizhong. He was annoyed by him every day when he saw him acting like a leader and shouting in the yard. Living opposite him was also unlucky enough. He had to listen to him beating his son at home every day, and the evil sound of the second and third sons of the Liu family crying for mercy was heard everywhere.

So Xu Damao was in such a good mood today. When he came back and heard about these things, he immediately ran out happily to the supply and marketing cooperative and bought two bottles of Erguotou, saying that he would have a few drinks with Lin Geng and Sha Zhu in the evening to celebrate.

When Xu Damao heard Lin Geng asking him to explain to Sha Zhu why Sha Zhu had not been able to find a wife for all these years, he immediately became interested. This was a rare opportunity for him to show off in front of Sha Zhu and demonstrate his superiority in intelligence.

So he immediately raised his head and drank a cup of wine, grinning and exhaling the alcohol, picked up a fried peanut and put it in his mouth and chewed it and said: "Yeah, of course I know why! Master Zhu, please listen to me and let me tell you slowly!

Let's start with the women that Lao Yi introduced to you in the past few years! You've seen them yourself, what are they? They are either as fat as pigs, as strong as cows, or as ugly as Zhu Bajie's second aunt! The most important thing is that they are all stupid! They don't look very smart at first glance!

With your conditions, although you look... ahem... a little... a little old! Hehe! But your conditions are also here! The salary is not low, and you have a good skill.

As the saying goes, a cook will never starve in a bad year. If I follow you, I won’t starve even if I encounter a bad year like the last three years! Even if I were to find a wife, I wouldn’t look for one that’s so ugly and stupid, right?

Doesn't Yi Zhonghai know your conditions? Then why does he pick all the girls for you? Isn't that just to disgust you? It's obvious that he is afraid that after you get married, you will only care about loving your wife and won't listen to his tricks! He hopes that you will never get married in this life!

Even if you marry a wife, you must marry according to his ideas, and look for women who are obedient, filial and easy to control by him, so that it will be convenient for him to continue to deceive you into providing for him in his old age, so that your wife will not refuse to support him in his old age in the future.

If you can't get married, that would be even better. When he gets old, you can help Jia Dongxu take care of him! You don't have to worry about forgetting to honor him when you get married!

Besides, he has been deceiving you all along, telling you to unite with your neighbors and help each other, and that you are a kind-hearted person and should help the Jia family more. But that is just to discredit you, let Qin Huairu seduce you, and let everyone in the hospital say that you are greedy for Jia Dongxu's wife.

Your reputation has spread. Everyone in our factory who knows you knows that you are greedy for other people's wives! They are pointing fingers at you behind your back, but no one has told you! Who told you to shake the spoon at people and hit people at every turn? You have offended everyone!

And the two girls the matchmaker introduced to you were both pretty, but guess why they left without even eating after meeting you? Later, the matchmaker told you that they didn't like you! Do you know why? "

Sha Zhu was deeply insulted by Xu Damao's call. His old face, which looked too mature, turned red. He wanted to lose his temper, but seeing Lin Geng nodding repeatedly, it seemed that he agreed with what Xu Damao said, he could only suppress the urge to lose his temper.

Sha Zhu waited for Xu Damao to finish speaking, then asked with a red face and stiff neck, "Why?"

Xu Damao said with a sly smile, "Master Zhu, you really are stupid if I say you are stupid! Don't you think about it carefully? Who went to your house during those two blind dates?"

Sha Zhu almost flipped the table and hit someone. His old face turned red and almost black, but Lin Geng glared at him and said, "Brother Mao is right. Just be calm and think about it carefully!"

Sha Zhu is really a little scared when he sees Lin Geng now. First, he feels that he owes Lin Geng, second, he knows that Lin Geng will not cheat him, and third, he now realizes that he really can't beat Lin Geng!

So Sha Zhu calmed down immediately, and then he lowered his head to recall carefully. Suddenly he raised his head with a look of astonishment, and said to Xu Damao: "Qin Huairu?"

Xu Damao immediately slapped the table and laughed, "That's right! You finally remembered it! Then tell me what Qin Huairu did when she came to your house during those two blind dates?"

Sha Zhu immediately recalled and said, "Didn't she just come to my house to take my dirty clothes and help me wash them? She didn't do anything else."

At this time, Lin Geng had just taken a sip of wine, and before he could swallow it, he burst out laughing when he heard Sha Zhu's words. He was sitting opposite He Yu Shui, and in order to avoid spraying the wine on He Yu Shui's face, he quickly turned his head away, and as a result, the whole mouthful of wine sprayed on Sha Zhu's face, making Sha Zhu a little dazed. The unhealed scars on his face stung him so much that he felt a burning pain, so he wiped his face and gave Lin Geng a cold look.

Lin Geng coughed and wiped his mouth. He, Xu Damao and He Yushui were all laughing so hard that they could hardly breathe. Sha Zhu laughed so hard that his face turned red. He was so angry that he really wanted to overturn the table.