On the day of my divorce, God sent me a good husband

The old man looked at her blankly: "What do you mean?"

Old Mrs. Xu looked at her expressionlessly: "Don't you want to live? I'll grant your wish!"

The old man was so angry that he almost had a myocardial infarction. Damn, is this man a devil? "Whether I want to live or not is none of your business?"

Old Mrs. Xu looked protective of her granddaughter: "How come it's none of my business if you bully my granddaughter?"

With someone protecting her, Xu Jiajia immediately ran to Old Lady Xu to complain: "Grandma, she wants our pork."

Old Lady Xu's face darkened and she pouted at the old man: "Shameless old hag, you want to take advantage of the wild boar that my granddaughter fought so hard to kill? Believe it or not, I will beat you to death!"

Old Mrs. Xu rushed forward and pretended to hit him. The old man was so scared that he got up and ran home for his life.

motherfucker.

This damn old woman is so abominable!

When Mrs. Xu saw the annoying person running away, she picked up the kitchen knife on the ground and said, "Jia Jia, let's go home."

Those who were watching the fun, seeing that the main characters had left, also went home one after another.

Old Lady Xu asked the soldiers to release the wild boar outside: "Can anyone help me go to the canteen and ask the chef if he knows how to kill a pig?"

The tall soldier: "I'll go."

Mrs. Xu said kindly, "Thank you. I'll cut a few pounds of pork for you later."

The tall soldier waved his hand and said, "No, no, we are all from the same family compound, and it is only natural for us to help each other."

Others don’t care about these things, but Old Mrs. Xu understands the ways of the world.

Not a moment.

The canteen chef hurried to Xu's house with pig-killing tools.

He saw the wild boar on the ground and gasped: "Oh my god, this wild boar must be at least 380 kilograms."

The canteen chef is a veteran.

The blood was quickly drained.

Then he ripped open the wild boar's stomach.

By the time the whole pig was ready, the chef was already sweating profusely.

Excluding the pig's head, the weight of the internal organs, ribs, spine, large bones, hind legs, oil and other parts still weighs 280 kilograms.

Old Mrs. Xu gave five kilograms to the master, and the two soldiers who carried the goods back gave five kilograms each.

There are still 265 kilograms left.

Divided among five people, each person weighs 53 kilograms.

The Hu sisters were to share 106 kilograms, but they only wanted 53 kilograms and did not want the rest of the miscellaneous stuff.

As for the silly roe deer, they never thought about it at all.

Xu Jiajia offered them spare ribs, but Hu Daya refused: "Sister Jiajia, no, no, fifty-three pounds of meat is already a lot."

I am already very satisfied to be able to share so much meat.

Hui Niang was confused. She went to the mountains to pick wild vegetables, but ended up bringing back a wild boar.

Seeing that her mother hadn't reacted yet, Hu Erya jumped over and said, "Mom, we have meat to eat. If we can't finish it, we can make bacon."

Her voice brought Hui Niang back to reality. She looked Hu Erya up and down and asked with concern, "Are you not hurt?"

Hu Erya shook her head: "No, no, the wild boar fell into the pit and couldn't climb out."

Hui Niang was impressed by the good luck of Xu Jiajia and the others: "Aunt Xu, we will take the meat."

Mrs. Xu explained the situation: "Originally, each person was given 53 kilograms, but your daughter only wanted one portion. What do you think?"

Hui Niang knew very well that she was able to pick up the wild boar thanks to Xu Jiajia and the others. Her two daughters did not have such good luck: "I am the same as Daya and the others. I only want one."

Old Mrs. Xu felt that Hui Niang was a better person than Old Mrs. Hu. If Old Mrs. Hu were here, she would definitely ask for a bigger share.

of course.

If Old Mrs. Hu were here, Xu Jiajia would not have taken the Hu sisters up the mountain.

She only ordered ten kilograms of lotus flowers, intending to smoke them and send them back.

As for Xu Xiaoyao.

She eats in the cafeteria at noon and at Xu's house in the afternoon.

There's no point in taking the meat back.

Seeing that neither of them wanted it, Xu Jiajia said, "How about this, I'll sell the rest on the black market and I'll share the proceeds with you."

Old Mrs. Xu was shocked. "Oh, my ancestor, how can you be so brave? If we are caught by the people with red armbands, not only will you be in trouble, but Xiao Shen will also be implicated."

Xu Xiaoyao was also startled. She looked at Xu Jiajia with a pale face: "Jiajia, the inspection outside is so strict, do you want to scare me to death!"

Lotus also disagrees with selling it: "Keep some to eat fresh, and smoke and dry the rest, so it can be kept for a long time."

Xu Jiajia pointed at the silly robe in the snakeskin bag and said, "There's still this stuff, how can we eat it all! Don't worry, nothing will happen."

Old Mrs. Xu didn't dare to gamble on such a thing: "No, I don't agree to this."

Xu Xiaoyao: "Grandma, I know a guy who specializes in the black market. I don't need to go to the black market, I can just go to his house. Wild boar meat costs one dollar per pound."

Old Mrs. Xu's eyes lit up: "No danger?"

Xu Xiaoyao nodded: "Yes, it's very safe. Sell the silly robe as well. As for the pheasants and rabbits, keep one or two and sell the rest."

So many things.

It's not easy to go out during the day.

At night.

Xu Jiajia, Xu Xiaoyao, Xu Jianguo, and Shen Yuebai went out together carrying their belongings.

That person lives far away from the family compound.

Xu Jiajia and her friends went there by bike.

to the place.

Xu Jiajia knocked on the man’s door.

Not a moment.

A gay man in his early twenties came out. He was surprised to see Xu Jiajia: "Why are you here so late?"

Xu Jiajia walked into the room unceremoniously and said in a low voice, "I've brought you something good."

Shen Yuebai and his companions opened the snakeskin bag.

The man saw the wild boar, silly robes, pheasants and rabbits, and immediately laughed: "How did you get these things?"

Xu Jiajia was very surprised: "Is this thing hard to get? Can't this be easily obtained?"

The man choked: "Do you know that you deserve a beating?"

Xu Jiajia patted Shen Yuebai and said proudly: "My man is here, do you dare?"

man:"……"

"Wild boars are one yuan per pound, and chickens." He weighed them and said, "Pheasants are five yuan each, and hares are three yuan each. As for robes."

The man did not stop moving while he was talking. When he opened the snakeskin bag containing the silly robe, he happened to meet a pair of eyes. He was startled and could not speak clearly: "The silly robe is, is it alive?"

Xu Jiajia nodded: "Yes, I was knocked unconscious and just woke up."

The man was afraid that the silly robe would run away, so he immediately grabbed the snakeskin bag and tied it up with a rope: "It's alive, I won't weigh it, it's two hundred yuan."

The wild boar weighs 170 kilograms, which is 170 yuan.

There are 5 pheasants, 5 yuan each, totaling 25 yuan.

The rabbit is 3 yuan, three rabbits are 9 yuan, plus the silly robe is 200 yuan, the total is 404 yuan.

He Hua cut out ten kilograms of meat, and she only had 43 kilograms, so Xu Jiajia gave her 43 pieces.

She only asked for thirty yuan: "Jia Jia, the rest is this month's living expenses."

Hehua and Xu Xiaoyao eat at Xu's house and have five yuan of living expenses every month.

Xu Xiaoyao wanted fifty-three yuan, but she only wanted forty yuan, and she said the remaining thirteen yuan was for living expenses.

Excluding the money given to He Hua and Xu Xiaoyao, Xu Jiajia still had 331 yuan.

It was well worth the trip.

Xu Jianguo sighed, "Girl, with your ability to make money, do you still need a man to support you? No one is worse than you!"