On the day of my divorce, God sent me a good husband

The man was covered in mud.

His hair was wet and drops of mud and water kept falling from it.

As soon as he opened his mouth, he spat out rice leafhoppers.

Xu Jiajia looked at him for a long time before recognizing him: "Li Chengye, how did you end up like this?"

Li Chengye wiped the mud off his face and said angrily, "I didn't look at the road while riding my bike and fell into the field."

Xu Jiajia had never seen such a stupid person. The corners of her mouth couldn't help twitching a few times: "Go take a shower and change into dry clothes."

Li Chengye handed Xu Jiajia a red envelope: "Here you go."

The money wrapped in red paper was soaked.

If you poke it a little, it will rot.

Xu Jiajia accepted it and said, "Come with me."

As she spoke, she took Li Chengye to the side room.

After the people left, the guests started to whisper to each other: "Who is this? Even though things have turned out like this, they still come to the wedding. Do they have a grudge against each other?"

"Some of them look unfamiliar. I haven't seen them before."

"..."

Li Chengye heard their discussion and looked at Xu Jiajia apologetically: "I'm sorry to have caused you trouble."

Xu Jiajia wanted to pat his shoulder to comfort him, but when she saw that he was covered in mud, she retracted her outstretched hand and said, "It's okay. I'm very happy that you can come."

Come to the side room.

Li Chengye was shocked when he saw Wang Bo fainted on the ground: "Ah, who is he? Is he dead?"

Xu Jiajia rolled her eyes at him and said, "He's just fainted, not dead. Let's just charge here."

Li Chengye gathered his clothes and pointed at the tip of his nose in disbelief: "You, you actually let me take a shower here?"

Xu Jiajia didn't understand why Li Chengye was so excited: "If you don't want to rush here, do you want to rush in the yard?"

Li Chengye: “…”

Did he mean it?

Xu Jiajia continued, "You want to shower in the yard, but I won't let you! There are guests there, and you are showering shirtless there, is that ok?"

Li Chengye's pupils widened: "I didn't say I wanted to go there, but I don't want to be here either. Can't we change places?"

Xu Jiajia shook her head: "No, this is the only place to go."

There was nothing else Li Chengye could do but accept his fate.

"Where can I get water?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Shen Yuebai walked in carrying a bucket of water.

Li Chengye scratched his hair, feeling embarrassed: "Thank you."

Old Mrs. Xu had also found some clothes. She brought them to Li Chengye and said, "This belongs to your uncle. Wear it."

Li Chengye took the clothes and said, "Thank you, Grandma Xu."

Old Mrs. Xu waved her hand: "Don't be so polite."

As soon as the others left, Li Chengye took off his clothes quickly.

He rinsed his head first, then his body.

His back was facing Wang Bo.

When he finished showering and turned around, he was met with a pair of obscene eyes.

"Ahhh..." Li Chengye subconsciously covered a certain part of his body and screamed in fear.

Shen Yuebai heard the sound and kicked the door open: "What's going on?"

Li Chengye subconsciously wanted to point at Wang Bo, but was afraid of being exposed, so he covered his hands tightly and said with a sad face: "He, he looked at me, I am dirty, not clean anymore."

Shen Yuebai glanced at Li Chengye: "What you have, he also has, what's so good about it."

Li Chengye was afraid that his shouting would attract other people, so he put on his clothes quickly.

Li Chengye is thin and shorter than Xu Jianguo.

Old Mrs. Xu specially found a smaller one.

But I didn’t expect that the small coat would be much bigger on Li Chengye.

However, he didn't have time to care about these things at the moment.

He rolled up his sleeves, rushed to the man, untied his belt, and snorted, "You saw mine, I want to see yours too, that's fair."

Wang Bo glared at Li Chengye: "Woo woo woo ..."

Ahhh.

You damn pervert, stop it, stop it!

Shen Yuebai: "..."

What an old man!

After taking off his pants, Li Chengye looked at Wang Bo's miniature penis and laughed insincerely: "Hahaha... I'm dying of laughter. Such a big man has only this small! Can you handle it?"

After his shortcomings were pointed out, Wang Bo wanted to kill Li Chengye: "Woo woo woo woo ..."

Bastard, I'm going to kill you!

Shen Yuebai glanced at him. How could he do anything when he was so young? Although he was curious, he didn't show it. "Help him pull up his pants quickly. This is not right!"

After reading it, Li Chengye felt relieved. He grinned and said, "Okay."

……

The other tables were all full.

Only Shen Dazhu's table was not full.

Li Chengye sat down and chatted with Shen Dazhu in a familiar manner: "Are you a relative of the man's family or the woman's family?"

Shen Dazhu was in a bad mood and ignored Li Chengye.

Li Chengye was not angry either. He looked at Shen Zhou next to him and asked, "What about you?"

Shen Zhou said truthfully: "I am a relative of the man's family, and the groom is my brother."

Li Chengye looked Shen Zhou up and down: "You don't look like Shen Yuebai at all."

Shen Zhou: "My brother takes after my mother, and I have inherited the good qualities of my parents."

Li Chengye didn't understand: "Since you inherited the advantages of your father and mother, why are you not as handsome as Shen Yuebai? Shen Yuebai is like your mother, and she is so handsome. You inherited the advantages of both of them, so shouldn't you be more handsome?"

Shen Zhou pulled his mouth and said: "My brother and I are half brothers, and my mother is ugly."

Fortunately, Zhao Chunlan did not come to the wedding, otherwise she would have been furious after hearing this.

Li Chengye nodded, not quite understanding: "No wonder, but your father has poor taste. He likes such an ugly person. Is his eyes covered with shit?"

Shen Dazhu was so angry: "You are the one whose eyes are covered with shit!"

Li Chengye felt that he was being criticized for no apparent reason: "I didn't say anything about you, why are you so anxious?"

Shen Zhou solved the mystery for him: "He is my father."

Li Chengye was stunned: "Ah, you are Shen Yuebai's father, then I asked you, why don't you tell me!

You are the father, shouldn't you have the seat at the top?"

The custom in the village is that when someone from the bride's family comes, they will sit at the table to show respect.

These words also indirectly indicate that Shen Yuebai is a live-in son-in-law, and when the man's father comes, he should sit at the seat of honor.

Shen Dazhu didn't want to hear this. His face turned pale and he gritted his teeth and said, "I don't need it."

Li Chengye looked confused: "Isn't this the custom here?"

Shen Dazhu: “…”

It’s the custom of God stepping on horses, he wants to overturn the table!

Xu Xiaoyao had been busy. When she finished serving the dishes, she saw Li Chengye was there too. She was slightly startled: "Why are you here?"

Li Chengye asked back: "Why can't I be here?"

Xu Xiaoyao: “…”

What he said made so much sense that it was impossible to refute it.

……

Old Mrs. Xu’s estimate was very accurate.

All the guests added up to exactly ten tables.

Although the time was tight, the banquet went quite well.

Eight dishes.

Each portion was quite filling.

But once it was served, it was swept away.

Li Chengye was dumbfounded: "Oh my god, is this the reincarnation of a starving ghost?"

Seeing that he hadn't picked up any food yet, Shen Zhou reminded him, "If you don't pick up any food now, it will be gone."

Li Chengye finally reacted: "Yes, yes——"

As soon as he stretched out his chopsticks, the last piece of braised pork was taken away by Shen Dazhu. He looked at him angrily: "Why are you like this? You must be taking revenge!"

Shen Dazhu stuffed it in one bite, his mouth full of oil, and even exclaimed: "It's delicious, so delicious, I wonder where the chef hired you from?"

Li Chengye gritted his teeth: "You..."

As soon as he said a word, he saw Wang Bo appear at the door.

His hands were tied, and because he had no belt on his pants, they fell down as he walked, revealing his torn red shorts.

The miniature Ding Ding was curled up into a ball, so small that it could not be seen at all.