On the day of my divorce, God sent me a good husband

Xu Jianguo pretended to be in great pain: "I'm not kidding, it really hurts, Mom, you hit me silly, you have to support me for the rest of my life."

Old lady Xu kicked at him, but this time Xu Jianguo was well prepared. He dodged flexibly, avoiding Old lady Xu's attack, and quickly hid behind Xu Jiajia: "Mom, you are so cruel!"

Mrs. Xu: "..."

Don't want to deal with people.

When Shen Jiayi saw the two people quarreling, she waved her hands in the air: "Ya ya ya ya ya ..."

Xu Jianguo grinned: "Sanbao, do you want to play too? Come, grandpa will play with you!"

Baby Shen Jiayi laughed even more happily. She drooled and giggled: "Ya ya ...

Xu Jianguo walked over, picked up Sanbao, and kissed her on the face.

Xu Jianguo has a beard on his chin.

The prick made baby Shen Jiayi feel uncomfortable.

She was so angry that she grabbed Xu Jianguo's face with both hands.

The little girl has some nails.

She grabbed it.

A scratch instantly appeared on Xu Jianguo's face.

Feeling the stinging pain, Xu Jianguo grabbed the little girl's hand: "Ouch, Sanbao, grandpa kissed you and you still grabbed grandpa, you little heartless thing, be careful or grandpa will hit you!"

The little girl thought Xu Jianguo was teasing her, and she laughed so hard that her eyes narrowed into lines: "Ya ya ...

The little girl was laughing so hard that her mouth was drooling.

Sticky.

All fell into Xu Jianguo's hands.

He looked at the little girl with disdain: "Your saliva is dripping onto the ground, and you're still laughing. What the hell are you laughing at!"

Although he said he was disgusted, he took out a handkerchief and wiped her saliva.

The little girl was still young and didn't understand what was said. She continued to giggle and blow bubbles from her mouth.

Xu Jianguo: “…”

……

Seven o'clock.

Dishes are served one after another.

Xu Jianguo poured rice wine for the men in the family.

He grinned: "Today is a good day, everyone drink more."

How could Chen Ji be absent at a family gathering? He raised his glass and gently clinked it with Xu Jianguo's glass: "Uncle, I toast to you!"

As soon as his lips touched the cup, Xu Jianguo took it away: "You are still young, you can't drink."

Chen Ji was dumbfounded when the duck flew away from his mouth: "Uncle, I am an adult and can drink. How could you do this?"

Xu Jianguo took a sip of the wine, which tasted smooth and mellow, like a breeze blowing through the rice fields, making people feel as if they were in nature: "Good wine."

After that, he looked at Chen Ji again and said word by word: "In my heart, you have never been an adult."

Chen Ji was about to cry: "I have done a great job, but you won't let me drink a sip!"

Xu Jianguo took out a bottle of soda from the cupboard and gave it to him: "Drink this, kid."

Li Chengye burst out laughing, and he imitated Xu Jianguo's tone and said, "Little boy, grow up quickly, and you will be able to drink when you are older."

Xu Jianguo was the elder, so Chen Ji couldn't refute him. But Li Chengye was not much older than him, so he didn't have so many reservations. He directly retorted: "Do you believe me, I will hide your wine?"

Li Chengye was afraid that he would snatch the wine glass from his hand, so he drank it down in one gulp. He drank so fast that he choked and tears came out.

Chen Ji couldn't help but burst into laughter: "I just said it casually, and you believed it. Tsk tsk tsk tsk, your IQ is not good enough!"

Li Chengye looked at Chen Ji with a dark face: "You..."

Eat and drink enough.

Everyone sat together and chatted.

Xu Jianguo asked Xu Jiajia about her mission: "Jiajia, did the mission go smoothly?"

Xu Jiajia took a sip of water and said with a smile, "It went very smoothly."

Chen Ji stood up and retorted: "Bullshit, it wasn't smooth at all! In order to complete the task as quickly as possible, you risked your life and got beaten by that bitch several times. Your face was swollen from the beating."

Xu Jianguo's face changed, and he looked murderous: "Did you catch anyone?"

Chen Ji smiled sinisterly: "I caught her, I slapped her more than ten times, and burned her hair. Humph, she dared to bully my sister, I can't kill her!"

Xu Jianguo agreed with Chen Ji's approach: "That's the way it should be. If I were there, I would definitely make her suffer a fate worse than death!"

Old Mrs. Xu and Grandma He looked at Xu Jiajia together and said in unison: "Jiajia, does it hurt?"

Xu Jiajia felt warm in her heart: "Fortunately, it's all gone now, don't worry."

Old Mrs. Xu came over, held Xu Jiajia's hand, and reminded her: "When you go on missions in the future, you must pay attention to safety and not put yourself in danger."

Xu Jiajia knew that the old man was worried about her safety, so she nodded along with her words: "Yeah, I know, I will definitely not do this next time."

Grandma He also said, "When you are away from home, think more about the six children at home. If something happens to you, what will you let them do?"

Shen Jiayi seemed to understand this sentence. She stared at Xu Jiajia with her round eyes, opened and closed her mouth, and babbled in her alien language.

Grandma He tapped her nose and asked, "Sanbao also told mom to be careful, right?"

Baby Shen Jiayi actually understood. She nodded slightly and babbled in response to Grandma He's words.

Grandma He rolled her eyes at Xu Jiajia and said kindly, "Even Sanbao knows that he should not put himself in danger, but you, as his mother, don't even know this. You are so old, but you are not as good as Sanbao!

Sanbao, don’t you think so? "

Shen Jiayi giggled happily: "Yeah yeah yeah yeah ..."

Grandma He automatically translated Shen Jiayi's words: "Look, Sanbao said yes, yes, yes. She also said that mom is not smart and does not take her life seriously. She also said that you are not a good mother."

Xu Jiajia's mouth couldn't stop twitching a few times: "Sanbao is so young, how could he know these things!"

Grandma He rolled her eyes at her and disagreed with her words: "Don't think that children are young and don't know anything. In fact, they know everything very well!"

The little star not far away blinked its big eyes and imitated Grandma He's tone in a baby voice: "The door is clear!"

The little guy's childish voice made everyone laugh.

"Hahaha……"

"Hahaha, you really are very clear. This is the first time you've spoken so clearly since you started talking!"

"These words sound so beautiful when spoken by Little Star!"

"It's just..."

The little guy imitated Chen Ji's tone again: "That's right..."

Everyone burst into laughter.

Oh my god, that’s so funny!

As soon as Xu Xiaoyao got home from get off work, she heard her husband say that Xu Jiajia was back, so she rushed to the courtyard without stopping.

She knocked on the door and shouted outside: "Jia Jia, Jia Jia, open the door, it's me!"

Xu Jiajia heard the voice, walked out and opened the door: "Have you eaten?"

Xu Xiaoyao shook her head: "I just got home, and when I heard you were back, I rushed here immediately, and I didn't have time to eat.

You've lost weight, is the mission going well?"

Xu Jiajia nodded: "Not bad, let's go and eat.

But, it’s leftovers, I wonder if you would mind it?”

Xu Xiaoyao patted her and said, "I've lived a hard life. Sometimes I even eat rotten rice, not to mention leftovers."

Xu Jiajia: "That was in the past. Now you're married to a good man. What if you're too picky?"