On the day of my divorce, God sent me a good husband

Chen Ji laughed: "With so many people, how many pieces of meat can you get?

Still gaining a pound or two?

Are you kidding me?

The sentry laughed and said, "I am so happy. You don't know that I can't even get enough food back home, let alone meat!"

Chen Ji patted the sentry on the shoulder: "It will get better and better in the future!"

The chef in the cafeteria gasped when he saw the sentry delivering another wild goat. "This is too good luck! It's so cold, and we can actually catch a wild goat!"

Some people saw that Xu Jiajia and his friends had an easy time hunting, so they also thought about going up the mountain to hunt: "I'll go to the mountain tomorrow too!"

"Why are you spinning around? It's winter, and the prey has all gone deep into the woods! We were lucky to catch one!"

The leader didn't leave. When he saw Xu Jiajia had another wild goat delivered, he pointed at the chef and said, "Go weigh it and see how many pounds it is!"

Although there is a shortage of supplies these days, we can't eat cheap food.

Wait until Xu Jiajia starts working and then give her the money according to the market price.

"Commander, the wild goat weighs one hundred and one pounds."

"The wild boar weighs 450 kilograms, right?"

"Yes."

"Okay, I get it, you guys pack these things up."

"Yes--"

……

Siheyuan.

Xu Jiajia glanced at everyone and said, "This time, ten people will go up the mountain, with a 400-jin wild boar, and each person will get 10 jin."

Wang Changsheng was the first to react. He waved his hand and said, "I didn't help at all, and I almost held you back. You can't accept it. You absolutely can't accept it."

Matchmaker Li raised her eyebrows and looked at Wang Changsheng. Wow, you are quite self-aware. Not bad!

Liu Yi and Li Chengye said in turn: "I don't want any either. I eat in the cafeteria and don't need them."

“No need to give me any points.”

Chen Ji also raised his hand and said, "Mine, it belongs to my sister."

Xu Jiajia thought for a moment and said, "How about this? Make your share into bacon and send it back when the time comes."

"No need." Several people said in unison.

Xu Jiajia was too lazy to argue with them, she said with finality: "It's settled, but only the wild boars will be given, not the others."

Xu Xiaoyao and his wife weigh 80 kilograms.

Xu Jiajia asked Xu Jianguo to cut out 80 kilograms of meat.

Xu Xiaoyao frowned: "No need for so much, just give us 40 kilograms."

Xu Jiajia glanced at her and said, "You have many sisters in your family, and each of them weighs several kilograms, so you have to share a lot."

Xu Xiaoyao still felt that it was too much: "We don't need that much, just 40 kilograms, give them 4 kilograms each, and we will still have a lot left."

Four pounds of meat is already a lot.

Han Chengxuan only needs 40 kilograms.

Xu Jiajia didn't listen to them and gave out 80 kilograms: "If you think it's too much, you can sell it on the black market!"

When Uncle He heard the word "black market", he looked at Grandma He with a resentful face and said, "Mom, Jia Jia also mentioned the black market, why didn't you beat her?"

Grandma He glanced at him and tried to trick him: "Jia Jia was just talking, but you! Just take action. Don't think I don't know that you took the defective cloth from the factory and sold it there."

Uncle He was surprised: "When did you find out?"

Grandma He was so angry, she just wanted to trick him, but she didn't expect that she would be able to trick him.

She pinched Uncle He's ears and turned them around: "You bastard, the black market is so dangerous! If you get caught, what will you let me do? What will your wife do? What will your son do?

How much money can you make in your hometown throughout the year?

Now you have such a high salary every month, why are you still not satisfied? "

Uncle He begged for mercy in pain: "Mom, it hurts, it hurts, let go, let go."

Grandma He asked coldly, "Will you go again in the future?"

Uncle He: "No, I won't go even if you kill me."

After getting Uncle He's assurance, Grandma He let go of his ear and said, "You'd better keep your word, or I'll beat you to death!"

Uncle He: “…”

The old lady has been living with her in-laws' grandmother for a long time and has become more and more violent.

If they disagree with something, he either slaps me on the back of the head or pinches my ears.

Xu Jiajia gave Xu Xiaoyao 80 kilograms of meat, and also gave her a rabbit and 5 kilograms of wild goat.

……

Return to the compound.

When the neighbor next door saw Han Chengxuan and his wife bringing back so much meat, he immediately put down his work, walked over and asked, "Where did you buy this meat?"

Han Chengxuan didn't answer. He carried the meat into the house. Xu Xiaoyao, who was a step behind him, replied, "We caught two in the mountains and sent one to the army."

"Oh my, there's so much meat, your family definitely won't be able to finish it in a short time.

Can you sell some to me? I’ll give you one yuan per pound.”

The neighbors didn't expect that Xu Xiaoyao and his friends were so lucky to catch such a big wild boar. At a glance, it weighed at least 70 or 80 kilograms.

Xu Xiaoyao didn't plan to sell it: "No, there are many people in my family, and each person can only buy a few kilograms, and there will be no more."

The neighbor's family is not short of money, but they don't have many meat coupons. The New Year is coming soon, how can they not have meat at home? "I'll give you 1.5 yuan and sell you five catties. Is that okay?"

This price was higher than the black market price. Xu Xiaoyao was shamefully tempted. She came over and said in a low voice, "Don't tell anyone else."

The neighbor's eyes lit up and he readily agreed: "I won't tell anyone."

Xu Xiaoyao: "Okay, I'll send it to you later."

The neighbor was afraid that Xu Xiaoyao would forget it: "No need for you to bring it over, I'll come get it later."

In the room.

Han Chengxuan's mother Anle was shocked when she saw her son bringing back dozens of kilograms of meat: "Where did so much meat come from?"

Han Chengxuan grinned and said, "We hunted in the mountains. We killed two wild boars, each weighing more than 400 kilograms. Xiaoyao and I got 80 kilograms each.

Give four pounds to each of my four sisters, that’s sixteen pounds, and give two pounds to grandma. We’ll keep ten pounds for ourselves, and use the rest to make bacon.”

On the way back, the couple discussed where to go with the wild boar meat.

Anle was surprised: "Give so much?"

Han Chengxuan: "They treated me well. I was lucky today and killed a pig. What's wrong with giving me a little more?"

Anle hoped that the siblings would get along well with each other: "You can't make the decision on this matter, you have to discuss it with Xiaoyao!"

Han Chengxuan hummed: "My wife is very reasonable. She was the one who suggested this number. I was only going to give two kilograms."

Anle smiled kindly: "Two kilograms is not a small amount."

Xu Xiaoyao came in from outside, pointed at the wild boar meat on the chopping board and said, "Ah Xuan, cut out five pounds of meat. The neighbor wants it. One dollar and fifty cents per pound."

An Le's eyes almost popped out of his head. "One dollar and fifty cents? This price is much more expensive than the black market."

Xu Xiaoyao smiled: "It's Chinese New Year, it's normal to be a little more expensive."

……

Sister Han took the wild boar meat sent by Han Chengxuan and couldn't believe her eyes: "This, these are all mine?"

Han Chengxuan nodded: "Yes, four sisters, four pounds each."

Sister Han's heart trembled: "Total is 16 kilograms. Where did you get so much?"

Han Chengxuan said happily: "We killed two in the mountains and sent one to the army.

The remaining one will be divided among the ten of us, 40 kilograms per person. We also have wild goat meat and rabbit at home. You can bring your brother-in-law and nephew home for dinner this afternoon."

Sister Han's heart skipped a beat and she said excitedly, "Forty kilograms, my God, I'm rich, I'm rich.

Your brother-in-law bought a pound of meat at the black market yesterday and spent two dollars.

The Chinese New Year is coming soon, and the meat processing plant is out of meat. Meat on the black market is very expensive.”

Han Chengxuan: “…”

His house sells it cheaply.