On the day of my divorce, God sent me a good husband

Wang Yi laughed and said, "There are many female comrades in the art troupe. I want your sister-in-law to introduce me to a girl."

Shen Zhou almost rolled his eyes. Why is this person's thinking just like the weather in June, changing at any time?

He didn’t want to find a partner one second, but the next second he wanted his sister-in-law to introduce him to someone.

Isn't this contradictory?

"My sister-in-law is not from the art troupe, so forget it."

Wang Yi covered his chest and pretended to be in pain: "You didn't lie to me?"

Shen Zhou was too lazy to pay attention to this show-off. He carried his things and continued walking towards the factory.

Another new colleague, who was two years older than Shen Zhou and had no partner, chased Shen Zhou and asked, "Is your sister-in-law really not from the art troupe?"

Shen Zhou shook his head: "No, who stipulated that female soldiers must be members of the art troupe!"

Colleague: "Oh, I understand. She is the kind of soldier who can fight and kill. Your sister-in-law is so powerful. Can your brother beat her?"

Shen Zhou paused for a moment, then said with a fake smile: "I want to know too, how about you go back and ask my eldest brother?"

Colleague Liu Cheng was very afraid of Shen Yuebai's aura. He shook his head suddenly: "No, I won't go. I want to live a few more years."

Shen Zhou: “…”

His elder brother is not the King of Hell!

Wang Yi looked at this and that, and finally his eyes fell on Liu Cheng: "You little brat, you don't want your sister-in-law to introduce you to someone, do you?

I tell you, I'm older than you.

Even if you want to introduce someone, please introduce them to me first."

Shen Zhou hit him and corrected him: "That's my sister-in-law, don't yell!"

Wang Yi chuckled and nudged Shen Zhou with his arm: "We are like brothers, why should we bother about these things?"

Shen Zhou was speechless: "Who is your brother?"

How can you become brothers after knowing each other for just one day?

wrong.

They had only known each other for a few hours, not even a day.

Wang Yi was a great actor, and he pretended to be hurt: "Zhou Zhou, my heart is with you, how could you do this to me?"

People passing by looked at Shen Zhou.

Shen Zhou's face instantly turned red: "What are you talking about!"

Shen Zhou felt very uncomfortable with everyone's strange looks, so he rushed forward desperately, picking up his things.

Liu Cheng glanced at Wang Yi and said speechlessly: "Are you sick? Look how scared you made Shen Zhou.

Be careful or he'll have a falling out with you!"

Wang Yi paused: "No way, I was just talking, I didn't do anything out of line!"

Liu Cheng said meaningfully: "Some people like to joke, some people don't, and Shen Zhou obviously belongs to the latter.

You.

Don't make fun of Shen Zhou anymore in the future."

Wang Yi now realized the seriousness of the matter. He chased after Shen Zhou and said, "Zhou Zhou, I'm sorry. I was wrong. I won't do it again!"

Wang Yi was too enthusiastic and Shen Zhou couldn't handle it, so he ran away with a red face.

Wang Yi: “…”

No way, I'm really angry!

He also wants Mrs. Shen to introduce him to someone!

……

Xu Jiajia goes to work that day.

The leader called her into the office and gave her a red envelope.

Xu Jiajia took the red envelope with a smile: "Chief, you are quite humane. You even gave me a red envelope for New Year's greetings."

The leader corrected him: "It's not New Year's red envelopes, it's money from wild boars and wild goats."

"What? That's for the soldiers to eat, no money is required." The red envelope in Xu Jiajia's hand was like a hot potato.

"Take it. We are soldiers and cannot take even a penny from the people."

Xu Jiajia said seriously: "I am also a soldier."

Leader: “No one says you are not a soldier, but one thing is one thing, you must accept this money.

Oh, I heard from others that there were several of you when you went into the mountains last time, and you didn’t kill the wild boar alone. You can share the money with them.”

Since the leader said so, what else could Xu Jiajia do? Of course she accepted it. When she got home, she took out the red envelopes and counted them. There were a total of four hundred and seventy-eight.

There was also a piece of paper inside the red envelope.

Write down the weight and price of wild boar and wild goat on a piece of paper.

The market price of wild boar is 60 cents per pound, while wild goats are more expensive, at 2 yuan per pound.

The total amount was six dollars more, and it was clearly written on the paper that it was hare money.

This leader is truly incorruptible and does not take a single penny from the people.

Xu Jiajia told Shen Yuebai about this.

He hesitated for a moment and said, "Since the leader insists on giving me money, let's share it."

Xu Jiajia thought of another thing: "Meat is too scarce now. I want to organize a team and take everyone into the mountains to hunt some prey to improve their lives."

Shen Yuebai supports Xu Jiajia very much: "Sure, add me in."

Xu Jiajia smiled: "Okay."

The two chatted for a while and then began to discuss how to divide the money.

Shen Yuebai was not sure about this. He paused and said, "How about this? Let's wait for Xu Xiaoyao and He Hua to come to the courtyard and ask them how they want to divide it."

……

At Monday afternoon.

Xu Xiaoyao, Chen Ji and others came to the Siheyuan for dinner.

Xu Jiajia told them that the leader gave them money.

Lotus said, "I didn't help much, so I won't share it."

Xu Xiaoyao is not short of money now, so she doesn't care about the few dozen yuan: "I don't want it either."

Matchmaker Li knew that Xu Jiajia also wanted to give her man a share, so she waved her hands and said, "My man almost held you back. I was very kind not to scold him. How could I give him a share?"

Others also said no.

Xu Jiajia laughed: "You are all rich now, you don't care about these few dozen dollars!"

Xu Xiaoyao grinned: "Ah Xuan and I together make about 130 or 140 yuan a month. We can never spend it all."

Xu Jiajia glanced at her and said, "Who would complain about having too much money? You don't have a child yet. When you have a child, you will know how much the expenses are!"

Han Chengxuan chimed in, "We don't have to worry about having a child. My mom said that Xiaoyao only needs to give birth to the child and doesn't need to raise the child. They will raise the child and we will keep our salary."

Xu Jiajia: “…”

A little envious!

Although everyone unanimously said no, Xu Jiajia still planned to share it.

"Uncle Wang also helped. He helped to lift the wild boar despite having rotten pants on his buttocks."

Shen Yuebai made the final decision: "Let's divide it equally. The total is 478. Ten people, 47.8 each."

Matchmaker Li took a deep breath and said, "It's too much. Besides, your uncle Wang wasn't there when we hunted the wild goats, so he has no right to share the money from the wild goats."

Shen Yuebai knocked on the table and said word by word: "But he and A Xuan brought back the two pigs.

If they didn't carry the two wild boars back, we would have to spend more time carrying the wild boars.

If I run two more laps, I might not want to continue wandering in the mountains. If I don’t, how can I hunt wild goats?”

Matchmaker Li thought this was damn reasonable, but she still felt a little guilty about dividing it so much: "How about, divide it into ten pieces and give him a wild boar. Ten pieces will be enough to keep him happy for a year.

You know, in his hometown, he only earned two or three cents for every ten work points he earned.”

Xu Jiajia had a headache. Others were afraid that they would get less, so when it came to them, they all pushed their share away.

"How about this? Ten of you will share the wild boar, and the five of you will share the wild goat. If you divide it this way, you won't push it around, right?"

Matchmaker Li was the first to raise her hand: "Yes."

"Four hundred and fifty kilograms of wild boar, sixty cents a kilogram, that's two hundred and seventy yuan.

Ten people, each gets twenty-seven pieces."

Xu Jiajia distributed the money to everyone.

The rest are wild goats.

"The wild goat is divided among five people. Each person gets 40 dollars and 40 cents."

Xu Xiaoyao looked at the sixty-seven yuan and forty cents in her hand and smiled: "I'm rich, I'm rich. I'm going to take a day off today. What do you want to eat? Tell me the dishes."

Han Chengxuan handed the 27 pieces that he was given to Xu Xiaoyao: "These are yours too."

Xu Xiaoyao gave him a satisfied look and said, "Not bad, I'll reward you with a chicken drumstick later."

Han Chengxuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "..."

His wife treats him like a child!

Xu Jiajia and her husband got the largest share.

Two twenty-sevens, two forty-fours, the total is one hundred and thirty-four dollars and eighty cents.

The wild boars and wild goats were divided, but the money for the rabbit was not divided yet.

Xu Jiajia took out another six yuan: "Give some of the money for the rabbit too!"

Xu Xiaoyao almost rolled her eyes: "Forget it, it's only six dollars, why bother to divide it, just buy some candy for the kids!"

Others nodded.

When Little Star heard the voice, he immediately ran over and said, "I didn't go, but I still want to share?"

Lotus held him in her arms and placed him on her lap, smiling brightly: "Share, share, whoever sees it gets a share."

Little Star's eyes were like gemstones, twinkling and very beautiful: "Share, share, little star's treat."

Xu Jiajia teased him: "Xiao Xingxing, if you invite so many people, you won't be able to eat anything if you don't have more than 20 yuan. Do you have that much money?"

Little Star's eyes rolled, and she reached out to ask Xu Jiajia for money: "Mom, give me the New Year's money. I want to treat you."

Xu Jiajia didn't expect the little guy to react so quickly. She nodded and said, "Okay, you treat me, I'll pay, no problem!"

Xu Xiaoyao was very unhappy: "Xiao Xingxing, you treat next time. Auntie Xiaoyao treats today. Don't fight with Auntie Xiaoyao for it."

Little Xingxing tilted his head and looked at Xu Xiaoyao. After thinking for a while, he patted his chest and said in a baby voice, "I am a man, I won't be straight with you!"

What he wanted to say was "fight", but as soon as he opened his mouth it became "right".

Xu Xiaoyao laughed so hard that she couldn't help laughing: "Yes, you are a man, a man who hasn't even grown hair yet!"

Little Star didn't understand the underlying meaning of the words. He took off his hat, touched his black hair, and said loudly, "There is hair in the nest."

Xu Xiaoyao laughed so hard that she fell forward and backward: "Hahahaha...Oh my god, I'm laughing to death, how can little Xingxing be so cute!

Hahaha……

I can’t take it anymore, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard.”

Han Chengxuan patted her back gently and said lovingly, "Stop laughing. If you keep laughing, little Xingxing will cry."

Xu Xiaoyao looked up and saw Xiao Xingxing staring at her with a pair of watery eyes.

Xu Xiaoyao felt very guilty when he stared at her. She patted her chest and said, "I didn't laugh at you. I just thought of a joke and laughed."

Little Xingxing curled her lips, came to Xu Jiajia, and said in a muffled voice: "Auntie Xiaoyao is bad."

Xu Jiajia stood on her son's side unconditionally. She nodded and agreed: "Well, your Auntie Xiaoyao is a bad guy. She actually made fun of you."

……

There are too many people to fit at one table.

Let’s just have three tables.

The waiter thought someone was having a feast at home.

"Is it a birthday, or?"

Xu Jiajia said, "It's not your birthday, let's just have a meal together."

The waiter glanced at everyone: "Are these your family members?"

Xu Jiajia nodded: "Yeah."

The waiter was surprised. This family was so lively. "Who's going to order the food?

The menu is above what’s on offer today.”

Xu Jiajia, Xu Xiaoyao and He Hua went to order food.

The three tables had the same dishes.

There are eight dishes on each table.

The waiter wrote down the name of the dish and said, "Wait a moment, I'll ask the chef to fry it for you."

Xu Xiaoyao paid the bill and told the waiter, "Hurry up."

The waiter was very friendly and she smiled professionally: "I'll tell the chef."

Finished ordering.

The three of them just sat down.

A familiar figure appeared at the door.