The secrets of the government behind the scenes are revealed, and all the villains are on their knee
Chapter 232: All Made Iron Pants Overnight
"Clap clap clap!"
When everyone reacted, there was thunderous applause.
Even the people of Nanyu and Xizhou couldn't help but applaud. Nanchen and Xile listened to the deafening sound behind them, and they both turned their heads at the same time and glared at them coldly.
The faces of several people suddenly froze, and they put down their hands and lowered their heads.
One of the Western Zhou envoys reacted and thought that they were encouraging the Great Sheng. He cleared his throat and said, "Although this painting is beautiful, it is useless and cannot be preserved. In the end, it will just turn into a pile of waste paper."
"That's right. It has no collection value at all. It's pure extravagance and waste."
An envoy from the Nanyu Kingdom also echoed this.
Lin You raised his eyebrows, [Oh, isn't this a typical example of someone who can't stand seeing others excel and finds fault with everything? ]
[Of course I have to find fault with him, because he has no eggs! ]
The system suddenly uttered a sentence slowly.
The ministers who heard the voice were stunned. They looked at each other, not understanding what the words meant.
Shen Jingan, who was sitting in a high position, was peeling shrimp shells while suppressing his cough.
[System, what do you mean by no balls? ]
Lin You was also very puzzled.
[It was the Western Zhou envoy who spoke first. Although he had a penis, he had no balls.]
[There is a life force but no eggs?]
Lin You pondered for a while, his eyes suddenly widened, [You, you, you mean, he doesn’t have a man’s balls?]
【clever! 】
The system gave Lin You a big thumbs up.
Although their host is not a man, they are quite familiar with men.
[What the hell! What the hell! ]
Lin You cursed countless times in his heart.
So do the ministers.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
It was the first time they heard of a man without balls!
This is too explosive!
But then the question arises, how come he has no eggs?
At this moment, all the ministers and Lin You were confused.
When they heard Lin You ask this question, they all pricked up their ears and listened.
System【It doesn't exist naturally.】
Lin You [……]
Then this is really a unique and poor person.
[Besides, because he has no balls, he is extremely jealous of normal men. If anyone offends him by mistake, he will take the man's balls and then try to make up for his own mistakes.]
【vomit……】
Lin You looked at the man's face and felt like vomiting. [System, what you said about like cures like, isn't that what I thought it would be?]
The system is [what the host wants it to be. ]
Lin You [Ugh…]
When the ministers heard this, they instantly got goosebumps all over their bodies and silently clamped their legs together. At this moment, the system's words were like a gust of cold wind, drilling straight into their crotches.
The minister sitting opposite the envoy felt even more uneasy.
Wow, that pervert over there is so scary.
It seems that when I go back later, I will have to order someone to make a pair of iron pants day and night, and then lock it.
Shen Xian and Shen Yinlai looked at each other and swallowed hard at the same time.
The idea of making a pair of iron underpants came to their minds at the same time.
After all, it is essential to be on guard against others.
"Cough, cough, cough!"
Shen Jing'an was somewhat frightened by the explosive news and actually started coughing.
Lin You hurriedly patted his back.
The eyes of the ministers could not help but fall on their weak emperor. It seemed that their emperor was also frightened by this explosive news.
However, since their emperor is so weak, the egg must be very weak as well. I don't think that pervert will target him, right?
At this moment, if Shen Jing'an could hear the ministers' thoughts, he would surely be so angry that he would vomit blood and die.
Prince Yu's party was not so lucky. They heard these explosive news, so they would not be prepared.
The loyalists could not help but look silently at their legs that were still stretched out.
As expected, ignorance is bliss!
Moreover, after hearing this news, the eyes of the loyal party would always unconsciously fall on the pervert, and his eyes would be seen falling under the tables of the men in the hall from time to time.
Obviously, it was looking for a target! Oh my! It was so scary!
The perverted envoy couldn't help but feel puzzled when he saw several ministers sitting with their legs tightly clamped together.
Are these people all holding their shit in? Or did they all poop in their pants?
How disgusting!
After much thought, the envoy could only think of these two possibilities.
He turned his eyes away with disgust.
Look at Prince Yu's party who is spreading their legs.
Looking around, Prince Yu is the youngest and seems to be in good spirits.
The perverted envoy's gaze was too intense, and it was hard for Shen Yu not to notice it. Seeing that he was actually staring at the bottom of his table, he frowned.
But there was disdain in his eyes, and he just thought that this person was sick.
Originally, Lin You wanted to say something to this perverted envoy, but because of the explosive news from the system, she no longer had the heart to say anything.
Now, whenever she saw this man, she felt like vomiting.
[Host, there is also the gossip about the person who agrees with the perverted envoy. Do you want to hear it?]
Lin You [Of course I have to listen, this perverted melon is too disgusting, I'll quickly change to another one to calm down. ]
Everyone pricked up their ears again.
These are all the melons of the people of Nanyu and Western Zhou, so they naturally cannot miss them.
[Hehe, actually this melon and Huang Wanglu are similar. ]
The system sneered.
Lin You didn't want to guess anymore, so he said directly: [Just tell me clearly at once, is it possible that your habit is more explosive than theirs?]
[Hehe, it is indeed more explosive. ]
Everyone's ears perked up even more.
[This person likes to smell other people's farts and shit! ]
boom--
vomit--
The exploding melon almost blew their heads into pieces, and followed by an uncontrollable feeling of nausea.
Seeing that several people were covering their mouths and retching, Nanchen, Xile Li Fanghua, Prince Yu and others were all confused.
Li Fanghua sneered, "It seems that there is something wrong with the food at Dasheng."
Lin You suppressed his nausea and looked at Li Fanghua, "If there was a problem, General Fanghua would not have spoken to me like this."
The implication is that if there was a problem, you would have quit long ago. Do you still have the chance to complain here?
Li Fanghua, "..."
"Ahem, I'm tired."
Shen Jingan spoke weakly, and everyone stood up to see him off respectfully.
Lin You was also forced to be taken away.
At this time, Li Fanghua walked up to Shen Xian with a wine glass, "Prince Xian, we can finally have a few drinks."
She had wanted to find Shen Xian to have a drink for a long time, but because Shen Jing'an and Lin You were there, and Nan Chen was staring at her, she had to hold back.
Shen Xian forced a stiff smile and raised the wine in his hand. They both finished drinking it immediately. Then Li Fanghua filled their glasses again. When they were about to have another drink, Shen Yin, who was sitting next to them, came over, stood up and prepared to go back.
Li Fanghua raised her hand to stop him and said with a smile: "Who is this?"
Just now, she noticed Shen Yinlai, who had a cool temperament at such a young age, and was also very attractive.
"This is my nephew."
Shen Xian spoke.
"Oh." Li Fanghua nodded, "Why don't you speak?"
She found that Shen Yinlai had been at the banquet without saying a word.
Shen Xian, "His throat isn't very good."
Li Fanghua narrowed her eyes slightly, her throat was not feeling well?
She had heard before that many of the descendants of the Dasheng royal family were sick, and one of them was mute. Could it be that this person in front of her?
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