Genshin Impact: The Water God Wants Me to Confess

Question: Who is the strongest wingman in Teyvat?

That is undoubtedly our sister Krewei.

But if you ask who is the best director of Teyvat?

I believe everyone will vote for Funina.

But today... today's best director is not Funina.

Our Krevi has become more capable and even dares to make arrangements for her sister Funina.

Having been an actor for a long time, Krewe also served as a director this time.

"By the way, Pepe... have you ever thought about what Sister Funina would do to you if you were exposed?"

Krevy suddenly thought of something funny. She showed a malicious expression and stared at Alechino with a sly look.

"Exposed? No. I didn't reveal my flaws in front of other people. No one except you, my cunning friend, knows that I have woken up."

"According to my plan, while I'm pretending to be sick, I will receive meticulous care from Funina. Of course, the premise is that you won't betray me."

"Krevy, you won't betray me, right?"

Alechino stared at Krevie with a scrutinizing look. Although she was very weak now, the terrifying aura around her was still quite oppressive.

Krevy looked away guiltily and whistled.

"The price for betraying me is that I will not show mercy even if it is you, Krevy."

Alechino once again warned Krevi not to act rashly, as this was a rare opportunity for her to have close contact with Finina.

In the past, although their relationship with Finina had far surpassed that of the past, there had been no substantial progress, which made Alechino quite troubled.

And now, Alechino is going to take advantage of her weak and unconscious character to take advantage of Finina.

Moreover, Arecino believed that even if Fernina knew afterwards that she was pretending to be sick, she had actually woken up long ago. Fernina would at most just blush and feel shy for a while, and then sulk for a while. As long as Arecino brought a small cake and coaxed her with sweet words, Fernina would smile again.

But…why do I feel like a bastard who plays with people’s feelings?

A feeling of discomfort rose in Alechino's heart, and she quickly threw it away.

She is not a bad woman who plays with Funina's feelings. She is devoted to Funina and must have Funina in her life.

The reason why Alechino pretended to be sick was that he was greedy for Fernina's care.

Seeing that Arecino refused to listen and was even trying to scare her, Clavi immediately gave up the idea of ​​telling her about the changes in Funina during the 67 days that Arecino was away from Fontaine.

Since you want to play with fire, don't blame me for not reminding you.

Krevy curled her lips. She would not remind Alechino...

After the last letter was sent back, and after Furniture didn't receive the letter, Furniture behaved so paranoid and scary.

Let's go back in time and briefly look at the change in Fernina's mentality after she did not receive a reply from Alechino.

Day 7

Funina hadn't slept for two days. She stood on the balcony with red eyes, looking in the direction of Xumi.

"Alechino...my little Pepe...why don't you tell me you're safe..."

Day 17

"So lonely... When will you come back? I miss you so much..."

Day 36

"If you don't come back, I will go find you. When I remove the water god... and when the prophecy is over... I will not let you leave..."

Day 44

"Not a single letter, not a single letter! Arlecchino, why don't you reply? Sumi... What on earth is so attractive about Sumi? Arlecchino!"

Day 57

"Hehehe... You didn't tell your family about this, right? No news from them, right? You disappeared, right? You've grown wings, right?"

Day 64

Fernina's longing for Arlecchino had reached a crazy level. In the past three years, when Arlecchino was working in Winter, Fernina never went two months in a row without receiving news from Arlecchino. Basically, she received a letter from Arlecchino every week.

However, two months of no news made Furnina extremely uneasy. In order to cover up this uneasiness, Furnina inevitably developed an extremely paranoid feeling towards Arecino.

"You will come back, right? Yes... I won't let you leave... I will never let you go again..."

Well, this is roughly how Furninna's mentality changed during the two months or so when there was no news from Arecino.

As for Clevi, who had the closest relationship with Finnina, she recorded all of Finnina's changes so that after Alechino returned to Fontaine safely, she could come to remind her in advance and ask her to find a way to comfort Finnina.

But what...

Now Klevy didn't want to say anything more. She didn't plan to tell Alechino about her sister Finina's suspected tendency to turn evil.

Who let Alechino scare her!

Besides, all this is Alechino's own fault. He should coax his own wife. Clavi will not serve her!

Moreover...will the paranoid and somewhat crazy sister Funina's fighting power increase greatly and she will pin Pepe down and beat him up?

Krevy was very curious, very curious!

Ever since she found out that the CP attack she was supporting was the opposite, and that she thought it was Fuppe but it was actually Pefu, Klevi has been looking forward to the day when Furninna can stand up.

Now, will it come true?

When she thought of her best friend Pepe being pinned down by sister Funina, with a stunned, blushing expression on her face, Klevi became so excited that she felt like taking off.

Suddenly, Klevy showed a strange smile, which made Alechino feel frightened.

If she could move her body and it was difficult to turn her head, Alechino would have really wanted to give Krevi a slap to see what was in this girl's head.

Unfortunately, she is now a helpless patient who can only lie in bed and has difficulty speaking!

"I always feel like you're thinking about something bad."

Alechino said meaningfully.

"Ahem... Who knows?"

Krevy turned her head away, not daring to look at Alechino out of guilt.

"By the way, Pepe...let me confirm again, are you really unable to move?"

Although she felt guilty, Krevy still wanted to make the scene she expected become a reality.

You know, she hasn't had any inspiration for the fifth volume of her light novel "God Wants Me to Confess: The Love Brain War between Humans and Gods".

And now, isn’t the inspiration right in front of you?

"Well, I can't move... I have trouble turning my head and talking now."

Alechino's voice was extremely weak, which was the best proof.

"Oh~ I really can't move..."