Genshin Impact: The Water God Wants Me to Confess

Let’s not talk about what happened between Ying in the third round and Sora in the second round, nor about the Great Compassion Tree King teaching Nashida how to control the desert storm problem in Sumeru, let alone the fact that after Raiden Touyan returned to Inazuma, he was captured by the Yae God and made to wear a pretty little skirt.

There is only one focus today, and that is the loving Peifu from Fontaine, or can you also call her Pufu?

Although she was unable to move, Alechino still remembered to prepare a delicious little cake for her Fernina.

As for how she did it, you can ask Krevy.

On the way to Momang Palace, Klevi pushed Alecino's wheelchair, while Alecino sat in the wheelchair, holding a small cake in an exquisite gift box in his arms.

This is Fontaine's unique Mille-Elysée mousse, which Alechino learned specifically for Funina a few years ago and is made only for Funina.

"Tsk, I say... Pepe, why don't you listen to Sister Funina and stay in bed to rest? Instead of dragging me around like this, aren't you afraid that Sister Funina will be angry?"

Krevie, who was pushing the wheelchair, saw Alechino staring at the gift box in his arms and smiling, and couldn't help but wonder if there was really something wrong with her best friend's brain.

"No, as long as there is sweet food she likes, Funina won't be angry. Besides, I dragged my crippled body and made this for her with great effort. She will definitely be very touched and happy."

Alechino replied softly.

In response, Krevy just smiled coldly.

What a great one you made for Sister Funina. It was clearly me who was doing the work and you were just directing from the side!

With Alechino, all he had to do was move his mouth, but with Krevy, he had to consider more.

What a pity...My best friend now seems to have been completely trapped in the virus called [Love Time with Funina].

Perhaps Arlecino didn't know that many of her actions were no longer consistent with the character she had created. Or perhaps Arlecino knew it, but she was too lazy to explain, just as she didn't explain why she [killed her mother] and usurped the throne.

Sometimes, people don’t care about your explanation at all. They prefer to believe what they see and their own subjectivity, to the point of imposing their subjective opinions on others.

Even if you have already explained, they will distort your words and use them to attack you.

As for such a shitty person, Alechino would not look at him any more, let alone explain. If he was really an eyesore, he would just kill him.

Anyway, it’s not the first time she’s killed someone, and... weren’t you the ones who provoked her first?

Besides, her cruelty, madness, and unscrupulousness... these characters were originally created by her to maintain her identity as a servant.

And since it was not working hours now, why should she insist on maintaining a personality that Funina hated?

No matter what the outside world says about her, no matter how outsiders view her, at least in front of Funina, she will be someone who will take good care of Funina's emotions.

Krevy: So...

Although she herself had contributed to her best friend's current state of being in a state of bliss, Clavier felt that it would be better for her best friend to exercise some restraint.

After all, they were about to arrive at the Momang Palace, where Villette was, and Villette knew nothing about Arecino and Finnina.

So... Pepe, tear off the note with "Funina Arlecchino" on the gift box in your arms!

If Mr. Villette saw this, not only would you become paralyzed, you might even lose your head!

So, under Alechino's dissatisfied look, Krevy tore off the note on the gift box.

"Krevy, what are you doing?"

Alechino asked coldly.

Seeing her best friend questioning her, Clavi's heart suddenly sank.

I feel wronged! I feel wronged!

"How dare you ask me what I am doing? Can't you see that this is Mo Mang Palace? Why did you post that kind of thing so openly? Do you want the headline of Fontaine the next day to be [The Executive Officer of Zhidong Confesses His Love to the Water God]?"

Krevy said bitterly through gritted teeth, pointing at Alechino.

"Oh~ This doesn't seem to be a bad idea. Maybe... we can make it a done deal."

Alechino said nonchalantly.

"Ah? What did you say? Are you kidding?"

Now it was Krevy's turn to be dumbfounded.

"Haha, of course... it's just a joke. I know very well how serious the consequences will be if my relationship with Funina is exposed."

"A person like me, an executive officer of the Fatui, a [servant] who does all kinds of evil, a [servant] who kills and burns, a [servant] who is crazy and has no bottom line. Even if I have the identity of a diplomat of Winter as a cover, it cannot hide my true nature."

"It's not uncommon for humans to fall in love with gods, but it's rare for humans and gods to love each other, especially when... that human is a despicable, vile, and dark person, while the god is innocent and kind, and was deceived by humans..."

"I can't imagine how the people of Fontaine would denounce their gods if my relationship with Funina was exposed. Funina would definitely be in great pain and suffering, and I would be urgently recalled by Zhidong..."

"So, whether for Funina or for myself, this relationship can never be exposed to the sun!"

"Krevi, you should know these things better than me. Didn't you bring me and Funina together?"

Alechino chuckled, a little sad and a little self-deprecating.

"Pepe...don't worry, trust me! I will definitely help you and Sister Funina! I've been supporting you two for almost ten years. If anyone dares to break you up, I'll tear off his hood!"

Krevy held the handle of the wheelchair tightly, her eyes were extremely firm and serious.

"Ten years? Krevy, how old were you ten years ago... When did your thoughts go astray..."

Arlecchino shook her head helplessly. What else could she do for her only best friend?

Of course, let her do what she wants.

"Ahem...Okay, we're at Mo Mang Palace now. We're going in."

Krevie coughed lightly and chose to refuse to answer Alechino's question.

Moreover, why did she support the pairing of her best friend and Funina? Shouldn't she ask them themselves?

Who told you two to pretend to be ignorant?

Especially you, Pepe! You obviously like Sister Funina to death. Whenever Sister Funina appears, your eyes never leave her for more than five seconds!

He likes Sister Funina so much, but he refuses to tell her.

And Sister Funina couldn't even find a runway.

Since you guys are not willing to move forward, it's up to me, the matchmaker of Teyvat, to help you.