The baby-making system is unreliable

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Double cleanliness, I am an emotional cleanliness freak, there are also hidden story lines, side lines, etc.

Some stories may have flaws, please do not imitate them, and do not think too deeply. (+1 for the brain storage, I'll put one first. (??w?)? Hey)

This is the first time I write a quick-travel story, so please bear with me. Woohoo… I’m starving, please give me some food.

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"No way, I...I...I died suddenly!!"

Yun Xirou was floating in the air, looking at herself. She couldn't believe what others would think if this kind of thing got out!

She was a famous obstetrician and gynecologist in a certain hospital, but she unexpectedly died suddenly due to excessive overwork.

Help, this...what should I do, her dear parents, what should I do! She hasn't had time to take a vacation and go out to have fun!!!

I regret it! I really regret not enjoying life, not accompanying my parents, and not traveling.

She has too many regrets!

She saved up so many vacation days!? She ate pickled vegetables and steamed buns pitifully, but she had no vacation days at all, and tears welled up in her eyes.

Just when she was feeling sad, a strange voice suddenly came into her mind.

[Ding! Dear host, welcome to bind to the 0312 baby-making system! ! ]

Oh my god, what the hell is that!? Scare her!

No, isn't she a ghost? ? What is there to be afraid of? What is there to be afraid of!!

"What...are you? What do you do? Explain yourself clearly!"

[Host, I am the birthing system 0312 created by the ancient god Dongfang Ye. ]

[My mission is to travel through time and space with the host to complete tasks and help those who have difficulty in having children.]

[Each time and space host will be transported to the body of a person with the same name, and with the help of her memory to complete the task, the host will also receive rewards. 】

In simple terms, as long as she completes the mission, she will have a chance to be reborn! ? Is that what it means?

[Yes, the host is big. 】

It actually has the ability to read minds, so it must be very easy to complete the task! Yun Xirou was poured cold water before she could even feel happy.

[Dormitory master, don't be too happy too soon, this is only effective for the host! ]

"..."

What's the use of you then? Yun Xirou was a little confused for a moment. Isn't it to help me complete the task? I have to explain what it's for!

[This host can provide various props, which can be exchanged with points. For example: Birth pills for children, birth pills for girls, one-to-many birth pills, etc., to help the host complete the task quickly. ]

[Physical recovery pills, talent growth pills, cultivation pills, healing pills, pharmacy pills, heavenly sound pills, etc., which help the host improve his own abilities. 】

[Body fragrance, body as light as a swallow, slim body, soft body, etc. Props...]

"Ahem, stop, stop, okok, I get it!"

Yun Xirou blushed slightly and stopped him immediately. Tongzi was really outspoken.

She is still a virgin, and as a single woman since birth, she doesn't even have time to date a boyfriend.

[Ahem, there are still many side quests waiting for the host to discover. ]

[You can also get rewards by completing the side quests. There are many benefits for new players. You can give the host 1000+ points as a gift. 】

[Also, a warm reminder: Host, you currently have seven days left to live. ]

[After seven days, I died thoroughly. Tongzi felt warm, right? Muah! Give me a good review. ]

"..."

[Complete the side quests, or improve the hero's favorability, and you can extend your lifespan for a short period of time. Xoxo, remember to give a good review! ]

"What the hell is that?! Hurry up and finish the task! I'm almost dead!"

Yun Xirou was shocked. Why didn’t Tongzi tell me earlier? I… I’m going to die.

As he spoke, a white light suddenly flashed before his eyes, right? Without telling us the story line of this time and space, let's just... start... hmmm?

[Didn't the host urge me to hurry up, dear? Tongzi is warm, right? 】

You... I will be killed by you sooner or later, can't you be more reliable! ?

When I open my eyes...

It was pitch black all around. What was that smell? A strange smell that made me feel sick. Hiss… It hurts…

"This is……"

Oh my god, is this her voice? Just two words, her voice was so hoarse that it sounded unrecognizable. Old Ou, who is in his seventies or eighties, would sound better than this.

Her body was also covered in blood. Yun Xirou endured the pain and looked around.

She found herself in a shabby room, surrounded by clutter.

What on earth is going on? Tongzi, please come out and explain it!

[Host, you are now a princess of a fallen country. You have been tortured for seven days. This experience is quite rare! ]

Can you tell me the point? She is very anxious, okay? It concerns her life.

[Well, the situation in this world is like this. The male protagonist is a slightly crazy emperor named Xiao Zixu. He usurped the throne and has just ascended the throne.]

[The one he seized the throne from was the father of the princess of the fallen country, so the two of them were enemies who killed their father. ]

【Xiao Zixu, he was originally the son of the former Gubei Marquis Xiao Jingcheng. Two years ago, his father was suspected by the previous emperor, and his family was exiled to an extremely cold place. Unfortunately, his father died of illness, and he raised an army to avenge his father and seize the throne.】

"Wait a minute, didn't you say that I could inherit her memory?"

While Tongzi was explaining, Yun Xirou was also trying to piece together the memories in her mind.

So why did she know so little? According to the original owner's memories, she was hidden in a secret room and grew up with only one Nanny Li to take care of her.

Nanny Li was quite nice to her and never abused her. She just never let her get involved in outside affairs and never took care of her except for her three meals a day.

Her life was so boring that apart from three meals a day, she just slept and counted ants.

Growing up in such an environment, she was able to learn to speak, which Yun Xirou found a little magical.

Not to mention, what's happening outside, not to mention the fight for the throne.

As for why she was tied up and tortured here? It was just bad luck for her, there was nothing she could do.

On the day of the coup, Nanny Li was too busy with the chaos to find her in time. The original owner also accidentally left the secret room.

Needless to say, she didn't know the way, so she was met by Changli, the current General Weiyuan, and almost died by his sword.

But she was lucky, because Nanny Li arrived in time to protect her, and in order to save her life, she told her identity.

Isn't it? Bingming knew that Xiao Zixu was real, but there were so many things going on that day that he didn't care about a princess without a title and who he didn't know whether she was real or fake, so she was imprisoned here today.

No, this... this... I don't know anything about what's going on outside? I've never seen what Xiao Zixu looks like, let alone met him.

No, Tongzi, give me a healing pill first! She was so injured that she only thought about her situation and forgot about it. It hurts me so much!

[Okay, host, one piece costs 100+, please keep it. ]

After taking the elixir, Yun Xirou's injuries were healed instantly, and even her voice was restored.

"This medicine is really effective. My wound has healed and I'm not hungry anymore."

As soon as she opened her mouth to speak, Yun Xirou suddenly covered her mouth with her hand. Only then did she realize that the original owner's voice was so soft and cute, soft and childish.

……

[Don't worry, muah, this voice is an important part of the strategy to capture the male protagonist. ]

Wow, it turns out Xiao Zixu really likes this!

Afterwards, Yun Xirou spent another four hundred to buy props. In a moment, her clothes were clean and she looked as slender as a willow, and could be held in one hand.

Of course, the original owner was a naive person, she was cute and well-behaved, and she looked pretty and delicate.

Therefore, Yun Xirou feels that the more pure she is, the better. Her little face is round and cute, her eyes are lively, and her cherry lips are smooth and natural.

The originally fair skin became even smoother and so tender that you could pinch water out of it.

She thought the pure and fresh look was lovely, so she nodded with satisfaction. The problem now was how to get out of here.

"Tongzi, what can you find out about Xiao Zixu's whereabouts and preferences?"

It was pitch black all around, she couldn't tell whether it was day or night, and she had no idea what was going on outside. Yun Xirou chose to calm down, sat up and asked Tongzi.

[Um... Sorry, I can't do that. Because my level is too low, I don't have some permissions. And I'm still in the novice zone, so the mission difficulty level is not high...]

"That's not high enough! No, both of them have killed their fathers, how can it be a simple task? Tongzi, can you give me some help!"

【…】

Tongzi, Tongzi, I have tried my best, wuwuwu (┯_┯)

"Okay, okay, can't we use the authority after we complete the task?"

As long as it is completed, won't it make Tongzi more powerful? ! In order to make Tongzi more powerful, work hard! Hehe (?˙︶˙?)

[…Mmmmm, host~]

At this time, there was a sound of footsteps outside the door, and Yun Xirou stared at the door nervously.

The door slowly opened and a tall man walked in. I guess it was Changli.

When he saw Yun Xirou, a hint of surprise flashed across his eyes. How did she become like this! ?

Where did she get this from? However, the Queen Mother wanted to see her, so no matter where this came from, it was better than a bloody appearance.

The man walked up to Yun Xirou suspiciously, looked down at her, and said, "The Queen Mother wants to see you, let's go!"

Yun Yurou tried to make her voice sound less childish and pretended not to know: "Empress Dowager, what is an Empress Dowager... Where is this? Who are you?"

The man frowned slightly, thinking about the Queen Mother's expression at that time, and his tone softened a little: "Are you... okay in your head? Ahem, you'll know when you go there."

Yun Xirou was full of doubts, but she decided to play the innocent role first and figure out the situation first.

She nodded, as if thinking, then shook her head and said, "Hmm...Rou'er should be fine."

"..."

Changli was really speechless now. Forget it, the more important thing was to complete the task.

Yun Xirou didn't say much. She followed him and looked around the imperial city along the way. Indeed, she had never seen such an imperial city before.

Soon, in a hall somewhere in the harem, Nanny Li was found kneeling on the ground covered in blood after being beaten. The empress dowager was in tears, wiping her tears with a handkerchief.

As soon as she saw Yun Xirou, her eyes lit up. This... was such a fair and tender child, and she looked so much like her.

Poor child, what a hard life he has been leading. Listening to what Li Ma said, it is simply... it is simply like not seeing the light of day.

Yun Xirou raised her head, and her ignorant expression made her feel even more distressed.

"Good boy, I...you can call me Aunt Xiang, poor child."

The Queen Mother pulled her hard and kept talking, making it difficult for Yun Xirou to tell whether her words were sincere or false.

[Host, please rest assured. This mission is not difficult and is a practice mission. Therefore, most people you meet will tell the truth.]

"..."

understood.

"Aunt Xiang? What is Aunt Xiang? Is it the same as Aunt Li? What's her name?"

The cute little girl's eyes instantly turned red, like a little rabbit, and her tender voice was delicate and beautiful to hear.

"Rou'er has never heard of it before." Yun Xirou blinked her innocent eyes, tears welling up in her eyes, "Rou'er, don't you really understand, Aunt Xiang?"

"Poor child, I am your mother's cousin. Alas! My poor sister. Hateful Madam Li, beat her hard for me."

When the empress dowager looked at her, she would think of what happened to her cousin Shangguan Ping. More than ten years ago, when she went out of the city to burn incense, she met the emperor who looked like a dog but had a heart of gold.

At that time, he was only the second prince. He coveted her sister's beauty and forced her to be his concubine.

"At that time, although our family was not considered a noble family, it was also a family of scholars. How could I be a concubine to someone else?"

The Queen Mother held her hand and refused to let go, wishing she could hug her and cry bitterly.

"Aunt Xiang, don't cry, don't be afraid, Rou'er, be good..."

There's no way. She's now in the character of a little white rabbit. She just doesn't understand when I ask you. She just doesn't understand.

"Good child, Aunt Xiang, don't cry." The Queen Mother wiped her tears and cried for a while before continuing to explain.

Her father is a madman. If you say he loves her, he will take her as a concubine; if you say he doesn't love her, he is... so crazy.

Unable to withstand the pressure from the royal family, she finally married as a concubine. Whether out of lust or novelty, he was pretty good to Shangguan Ping.

Unfortunately, the good times did not last long. When Shangguan Ping was giving birth, she encountered a difficult labor and struggled to save a daughter, Yun Xirou.

Shangguan Ping died as a result, but her damn father announced to the public that there was two victims.

Alas, they were secretly trying to kill Yun Xirou. After hearing this, she became a little curious. Was Li Ma Ma good or bad? !

The original owner had lived under her control for more than ten years and had never been abused! The Queen Mother just said to beat him severely!

Yun Xirou's gaze fell on Nanny Li who was kneeling unconscious below, with a look of curiosity and pity.

"My dear child, don't you know what this old lady does?"

"This Madam Li cannot be trusted. She...was originally in the human teeth business, and entered the palace by mistake. She was originally stealing from the palace's treasury, and it was also the fault of the...previous dynasty...for not keeping the palace in good order."

This is how people took advantage of you. They originally wanted to sell you out of the palace, but they thought that your identity would bring them benefits in the future.

He hid Yun Airou in a secret room of the previous dynasty that was discovered by coincidence and raised her, but she was the only one he saw.