Hear the sound of flowers blooming in my heart

Xia Xiyue sighed deeply.

Fortunately, both guys were safe and sound.

Fortunately, it was just a false alarm.

It’s scary to think about it. I hope these two guys can live in peace in the future.

In the afternoon, after Xie Jiahao was found to have no problems, he was discharged from the hospital and returned to Jingbei.

He promised Xia Xiyue that he would try his best to get out.

Xia Xiyue also promised him that they would keep in touch frequently in the future, just like they did when they had a good relationship before.

The doctor said that Xiao Yiye's wound on his left arm was a little infected and he needed two days of intravenous drips to reduce inflammation. He also needed to give tetanus shots to reduce inflammation for other wounds on his body.

Xiao Yiye was about to be discharged from the hospital, and Xia Xiyue followed the doctor's orders and kept him in the hospital.

At night, they were the only two people left in the ward.

Xia Xiyue thought that neither of them brought any spare clothes, so she went to the nearest shopping mall to buy clothes.

After wandering around for a long time, she bought a set of clothes for herself. When she was about to buy one for Xiao Yiye, she realized that she didn't know his size at all. She gestured to the clerk for a long time, but he still couldn't figure it out.

So, I had to call Xiao Yiye.

After the call is connected.

Xia Xiyue asked: "Hey, I'm in the men's clothing store in the mall. How tall are you? How heavy are you?"

Xiao Yiye: "186, 139."

Xia Xiyue put her phone into her bag and said to the clerk, "186, 139."

The clerk laughed when he heard it: "Your boyfriend is quite thin."

Boy friend?

When Xiao Yiye heard this, he raised his eyebrows slightly, put the phone to his ear and listened quietly with interest.

Xia Xiyue forced a smile and was too lazy to explain.

The clerk continued, "But some men look thin but they are not. There is a saying that goes, 'When you are dressed you look thin, but when you are undressed you have muscles.'"

Xia Xiyue added casually: "She is quite thin when she is dressed, but I don't know if she is undressed."

The clerk was also quite gossipy: "Hey, haven't you taken off your clothes together yet?"

"..."

Xia Xiyue was shocked.

Shop assistant: "Little sister, why are you blushing? What's wrong? Isn't it normal for lovers to be blushing? You are so beautiful, so is your boyfriend handsome too?"

Why is this clerk so talkative? Is it because there are not enough customers?

Feeling lonely and cold, you start chatting with every customer you catch?

Xia Xiyue responded casually: "Yeah, very handsome."

Shop assistant: "How's your figure?"

Xia Xiyue tried to pretend to be calm: "It's OK."

Salesperson: "What size underwear do you want to buy?"

Xia Xiyue was stunned for a moment: "Ah, didn't I tell you your height and weight?"

Shop assistant: "Then you have to tell me, is it...big?"

Xia Xiyue frowned, at a loss: "Ah? Where?"

Salesperson: "It's for men. If it's a normal size, buy a normal size. If it's large, buy a size up."

Xia Xiyue: "Ah? This, this I don't know."

The clerk smiled and said, "We just started talking, right? You look so shy, your face is as red as an apple. What's the matter? Haven't you stared at him before?"

cough cough cough.

Xia Xiyue was speechless for a while, her eyes wide open: "Can men's things be looked at casually?"

The clerk: "Oh, you can tell at first glance that she's an innocent little girl. You can see it just by glancing at her normally, just like a man glancing at a woman's breasts. This is normal human behavior. Didn't anyone teach you that?"

Xia Xiyue answered in a daze: "No, no."

Hearing this, Xiao Yiye's mouth curled up again and again, and he couldn't suppress it.

This fool is so cute.

How can it be so cute?

So cute!

After being explained by the clerk for a long time, Xia Xiyue was almost brainwashed.

She even doubted whether this was really something everyone should know.

Is she really out of date?

Looking at the innocent little girl in front of her, the clerk was filled with compassion and said, "There are not many people in the store now, so I'll give you some general knowledge so that you won't suffer any loss in the future. When you look at a man, you can't just look at his face, you have to look at many other places. Especially that place, which is related to your sexual happiness in the second half of your life. If you can't see that place, you have to look at other things. For example, the Adam's apple. The more prominent the Adam's apple is, the more testosterone he has, so his place may be larger. Also, look at the body shape. Generally, thinner men will have larger places. Your boyfriend is thin with his height and weight. Also, you can look at the eyes, nose, buttocks..."

Xia Xiyue suspected that she was possessed by a demon. She came here to buy clothes, not to listen to these popular science lectures.

Xia Xiyue quickly interrupted the clerk: "Well, I only buy clothes. I don't need this knowledge yet."

The clerk laughed: "Look how embarrassed you are. You have to learn it when you grow up. You will have experience after having a few boyfriends."

Xia Xiyue: "I don't want to talk so much, one is enough."

The corners of Xiao Yiye's mouth slightly narrowed, and there was a bright light in his eyes.

The clerk said: "That's such a pity. You are so beautiful. If you don't talk to 100 or 80 men, you should at least talk to 8 or 9 men. That way you won't lose out."

Xia Xiyue didn't respond. She smiled awkwardly and said directly, "The shirt, pants, and socks should all be black, and the underwear should be light-colored. The size should be based on your height and weight. Take a size up. Please hurry up, I'm in a hurry."

Shop assistant: “Are these the ones you picked?”

Xia Xiyue: "Yes."

Shop assistant: “5200.”

……

After coming out of the men's clothing store, Xia Xiyue felt like she had been released from prison and felt a lot more relaxed.

Fortunately, such an explosive conversation was not heard by a third person.

But come to think of it, the clerk just now seemed quite responsible.

The questions people ask seem to be quite normal.

It seems that the men I have come into contact with are quite lacking in knowledge.

I have to secretly brush up on my knowledge of gender when I have time.

Otherwise you'll look like an idiot.

It was the first time that Xia Xiyue felt her lack of knowledge.

When I was leaving the mall, I met Luo Yanze.

Luo Yanze came up to greet him enthusiastically: "Xiyue, what are you doing here?"

"I'm here to buy some clothes." She secretly moved the bag of men's clothes behind her.

Luo Yanze didn't know that Xiao Yiye was in the hospital, and Jiang Jun and the others didn't know either. Xiao Yiye didn't let them tell him.

Xia Xiyue: "What are you doing here?"

Luo Yanze winked and said with a playful smile: "I'm here to buy some movies."

Movie clip?

That's quite subtle.

But his obscene expression has betrayed him.

Xia Xiyue curled her lips and said mercilessly: "Luo Yanze, why don't you buy some popular science, educational, and classic movies to learn some knowledge? Don't always watch those meaningless things."

Luo Yanze got anxious when he heard this and explained, "Hey, Xiyue, you are wrong. How can these not be nutritious? They are very nutritious. These are also popular science education, and they are also classic. Classic action movies, you know? These are compulsory subjects for humans."

Xia Xiyue: “…”

To make something so unbearable sound so grand.

It is also quite fresh and refined.

Xia Xiyue was actually left speechless.

After being lectured by the clerk and Luo Yanze today, Xia Xiyue began to have some self-doubt.

Are these really required subjects?

Xia Xiyue was confused.