Conan and I start the hell-level main line

In the Security Planning Office of the Security Bureau of the National Police Agency, Yuya Kazami was leisurely drinking coffee and sorting out documents. Tonight was another sleepless night of overtime.

At this moment, the program on his current computer fluctuated and the web page closed automatically and uncontrollably.

Yuya Kazami tried it and found that the computer was out of control. Hey, I guess the National Police Agency didn't buy counterfeit products to save money.

At this moment, the alarm sounded in the police department. Yuya Kazami was shocked. He finally reacted.

The public security website was attacked by hackers!

In the police department, network personnel quickly launched resistance, orders were issued one after another, and a life-and-death battle without the smoke of gunpowder unfolded on the public security network.

The Superintendent of Police, who was sitting in the center of the police department, looked at the network that was gradually getting out of control on his computer with a worried look on his face, his chin supported by his hands.

"The hacker's target is likely the database. Pass the order on to protect the database at all costs. Once the database is leaked, all of Japan will be in great crisis."

Yuya Kazami came to the hall, where hundreds of public security police had gathered. All of them were looking at the electronic screen above. The network was gradually getting out of control. Everyone was sweating, but they were powerless to do anything.

At this moment, on the electronic screen, the network was completely out of control. The network personnel looked at the compromised web pages and shouted, "This time the hackers are serious. Activate all the firewalls and stop them!"

"How is the reverse tracing of the IP address going?"

"No! They use hacking techniques to cover up everything. It will take time to find them!"

"Minister, look, their invasion has stopped!"

"What, no longer attacking, why?"

This time, everyone in the police department witnessed a scene that they would never forget.

The hacker stopped the attack, opened the homepage of the public security website, and then... started drawing???

The colorful colors flew quickly, and a small skull icon jumped up and down. After a while, an exquisite graffiti appeared in front of the police.

She has jet-black hair flying behind her head, thin eyebrows, fiery red lips, and plump breasts. She is wearing a black lace dress made of silk that outlines her slender waist. Black stockings are wrapped around her sexy long legs. She is making seductive gestures. You will explode if you look at her for a second longer, and you will melt if you get closer.

All public security police: (#?Д?)!!!

The beautiful woman in the painting is... the current Superintendent General of the National Police Agency (female version).

The Superintendent of Police sitting in his office was so angry that a deep dent appeared on his desk.

It’s over. I’m too embarrassed to face anyone now…

The graffiti continued. Next to the little skull, a giant panda holding three incense sticks appeared on the screen and began to draw. When the female police inspector finished drawing, the giant panda quickly drew... a small flower. . . .

In the computer room, Fu Huashi and Yeger were getting on each other's nerves. Yeger pointed at Fu Huashi's nose and yelled, "What kind of painting is this? You cheated!"

"Why doesn't this count? A little flower is also a painting. Who says it has to be so complicated?" Fu Huashi shrugged, smiling strangely. She wanted to beat him up just by looking at him.

"Are your drawings as good as mine? Are they as exquisite as mine? Besides, don't forget, I was the first one to hack into the website!"

“But I was the first one to finish the painting~”

!!! !!! Jäger was furious. This guy was too unreasonable!

“Okay, then let’s have a rematch to see who can draw more. How about that? But the drawings can’t be too simple.” Jäger had a gloomy face and smiled strangely, with the corners of his mouth rising to an indescribable height.

Hey, this is scary...

"Come on!" Fu Huashi smiled complacently. The police department should be in an uproar by now. Hehe, she deserves it!

At the police department, Yuya Kazami’s eyes were almost burning red, and with a slightly red face, he looked at the female-dressed Superintendent General, she was so beautiful...

What am I thinking? I won't dare look directly at the Superintendent of Police from now on... (I wonder what Mr. Fūya looks like in women's clothing, a dark-skinned hottie? I really want to see...)

At this time, amid everyone's exclamations, the graffiti on the web page continued, outlining, shading, and coloring, completely out of control.

The Superintendent of Police looked at the helpless network technicians, his face twisted with anger, and he really wanted to fire all those useless people!

More and more shocking masterpieces were born, such as the sun with a human face, the Japanese Emperor Michael Ash, the Egyptian queen poking her temple, the congressman drinking nuclear waste water, and the cross-dressing Yuya Kazami chewing a lollipop...

Yuya Kazami: ?(?д??;)? My eyes are going blind!

The crazy duo in the computer room were still letting themselves go. Fu Huashi looked up to the sky and laughed as she saw that the drawing board on the computer had reached its peak. It didn't matter whether they won or not, the main thing was to have fun.

(Public Security Website: Yes, yes, yes, your happiness is built on my pain and social death.)

But the Jäger next to him was obviously having a blast, excited, oh no, staring at the computer with crazy eyes, a perverted smile that no human could do, his fingers had broken through the speed of light, and the keyboard was slightly emitting thick smoke.

"It's not enough, it's not enough, hahahaha, there's something even more fun!" Jäger laughed wildly, revealing his bloodthirsty fangs.

It's over. Jägermeister has evolved into Mad Dog (also known as Jägermeister Requiem)

(Jagermeister is called Mad Dog because after drinking it, people become like mad dogs, with confused thoughts, abnormal irritability, and uncontrollable waving of hands and feet.)

(Warm reminder: If someone drinks Mad Dog wine, be careful to stay away from it. This strong liquor will paralyze the human central nervous system and people around you are easily hurt. It is indeed a real Mad Dog wine.)

Air rushed out of Mad Dog Jiu's body, his hair stood up, and with a bang, he exploded with anger. The gushing air startled Fu Huashi next to him. He seemed to... glow.

"Hmph! A bunch of scum with a combat power of only 5 want to block my attack? You're dreaming. Look at what I'm going to do!" Mad Dog Jiu smiled contemptuously and pressed the space bar.

The graffiti website flashed for a moment, and then, in full view of everyone, it was sent to the computers of everyone in the Metropolitan Police Department, the Inspection Department, and the Procuratorate. . .

Crazy, he's totally crazy.

Inspector Megure: What the hell is this!!

Officer Takagi: I really want to see Officer Sato wearing a lace skirt.

Officer Shiratori: The painting is good.

……

Superintendent of Police: I don’t want to live anymore…

"Alright, alright, let's stop here. I lose. If you keep going on, you'll publish the female version of the Japanese Prime Minister." Fu Huashi said with lingering fear as she looked at Crazy Dog Jiu who was still operating frantically.

"Huff! Okay, huff..." Yeger panted and smiled proudly, "I told you, I am the most powerful one in the organization except for Master Chivas! You little brat still need to learn more from me~"

"Yes, yes, Senior Brother is the best."

"Okay, just admit it, but I also admit that your skills are not much worse than mine." Jäger held up his glasses, with a refined demeanor of a scholar. If you hadn't seen it with your own eyes, no one would have believed that he was the Crazy Dog Wine.

"Alas, it still feels unsatisfying. It would be great if I could have a supercomputer."

(Haha, yes, you, a mad dog, will definitely destroy all the dignity of Japan)

"Hehe, but the organization finally reached an agreement with a super large smuggling gang, and will trade the latest supercomputer with them in a few days. We have to thank you, Fu Huashi." Yeger smiled cheerfully, as bright as the sun, expressing his most sincere gratitude.

"Why are you thanking me?" Fu Huashi was a little confused. It seemed that he and Jäger had no interaction before.

"Eh? Didn't Lord Hennessy say that it was you who asked him to give me the 15,000 gold coins? So I am very grateful for your support."

What! Hennessy took all the gold coins and gave them to Jägermeister in my name, so Jägermeister is so grateful to me.

The truth is, that guy really didn't keep it for himself. If he wanted to give it to Jägermeister, why didn't he discuss it with me?

Forget it, with the help of Hennessy, Jägermeister and I should be considered good friends.

(System prompt: Jäger's favorability +20)