Starting from the Zhang family of the stolen pen to start the disco therapy

Zhang Qiyuan walked over and kicked Zhang Haike: "Aren't the foods you eat absorbing energy? Those strange people's cultivation is actually absorbing the energy of heaven and earth. What kind of evil heresy is this!!"

Zhang Haike almost fell into the sea. He managed to steady himself, wiped his face and said, "But I know you will definitely not let Zuo Rutong get energy by eating."

In other words, there must be very high requirements for food, or there must be a powerful way to absorb and transform it...

"That's not my concern." Zhang Qiyuan half-knelt down and touched Zhang Haike's bald head. "Xiaoke, your fire control ability has improved a lot recently."

Zhang Haike's bald head felt cold, and he held up the can: "I haven't finished cleaning the car yet."

"Well, I was thinking that you could put some fireworks in the water." Zhang Qiyuan looked at the densely packed bumps on the humpback whale and patted Zhang Haike on the shoulder, "Clean them up, I'm going to find other small animals to play with."

Zhang Haike looked at Zhang Qiyuan who jumped into the sea and disappeared, and he breathed a sigh of relief. He finally had some peace and quiet. It was really stressful to be with Zhang Qiyuan.

Not to mention the overly eccentric thoughts and brain circuits, just the hobby of setting off fireworks...

What are underwater fireworks?

Oh, Zhang Haike remembered, this is called fish thunder

Zhang Qiyuan, who was swimming in the sea, first corrected his direction, making sure not to swim off the track, as this had happened before.

There are not many poisonous creatures in the sea, so Ah Huan was a little uninterested. Ah Xue followed the humpback whale, and when she got tired, she climbed onto the whale's back to rest.

Zhang Qiyuan can stay underwater for hours without breathing, so he has been looking for treasure underwater.

"Isn't it said that there are a lot of treasures in shipwrecks?"

Zhang Qiyuan poked his head out of the sea and muttered to himself.

With a stroke of his arms, Zhang Qiyuan turned over and lay on the water. He basked in the sun for a while and suddenly heard a whimpering sound.

Although it's just a sob, the actual content is very dirty.

Black and white killer whales swam over one after another, their huge dorsal fins looked like sailboats, and their white eye spots looked a little playful...

"Oh, the black and white one is so pretty."

Zhang Qiyuan swam towards the group of killer whales and said hello: "Hello! I'm so bored, do you want to play with me?"

"Mom, this is a slippery two-legged beast!!!"

"Auntie, he's so cute, I want to play with him!!"

"Get out of the way, you little piece of trash, get lost..."

What follows is a collection of swear words that cannot be broadcast.

Zhang Qiyuan doesn't mind this. As long as the girl looks good, he can tolerate these minor flaws.

The leader of the killer whale group is an elderly female killer whale. Compared with the young ones in the group, this killer whale is much more stable and majestic.

At least when the killer whale leader and Zhang Qiyuan were getting close, no other killer whales dared to come closer.

Even the killer whale aunt only dared to hide aside and whisper, and then took her anger out on the other killer whales by throwing a big bag.

"Human, do you like eating shark liver?"

"Which shark do you fancy?"

“Seabirds can do that, too.”

"Seals are delicious, but there's none around here..."

"I recommend shark's heart and liver the most..."

Zhang Qiyuan smiled and touched the killer whale leader's smooth skin. He found that the leader had many battle medals on his body, so maybe time had changed the leader...

"I'm not hungry yet, Ava. I came here to play with you."

The killer whale leader Ava looked at Zhang Qiyuan quietly: "You are a variant of a two-legged beast. Oh, maybe you are the kind of two-legged beast that rides a broom and flies in the sky?"

The killer whale has a high IQ. Zhang Qiyuan was a little surprised. He swam in the water and said, "I can fly in the sky, but how do you know about the wizard who flies on a broomstick?"

"Wizard? How weird." Ava called Jenny, her sister, a battle maniac who loved to eat flying things. "Jenny, come here!!"

Jenny swung her tail and swam over happily: "Wuhu, sister, a two-legged beast!!!"

Jenny's enthusiasm was too dangerous, but Zhang Qiyuan calmly hugged Jenny's huge body. Jenny didn't like the feeling of being imprisoned, and she let out a long cry -

"Sister, this two-legged beast is so strong!!"

"Let's keep him here. I'm sure I won't kill him."

Ava threw a large pistol at Jenny's face accurately: "You hunted with the broom last time, and the flying two-legged beast, you almost drowned him."

Oh, oh, Jenny said angrily: "Sister, that two-legged beast is too fragile!!" She couldn't bear the killer whale's surging love at all.

Zhang Qiyuan echoed: "That's right, those humans are very fragile." His body was also very fragile, and the slightest movement of his soul would cause the sky to collapse and the earth to crack...

Ava had never seen a Biped that could understand their speech, let alone such a strange Biped, but this did not stop the killer whales from cheering.

Zhang Qiyuan integrated into the killer whale group very smoothly, and following Jenny, he gave each killer whale member a big slap in the face.

"Oh, Twoleg, you threw me off!"

"Wuhu, you fly so high! Do it again!"

After being blown away, the one who swam back to ask for a slap in the face was Ava's youngest son, Aaron.

Zhang Qiyuan didn't want to suffer a loss: "If you fly once, I have to fly once too!! This is fair!!"

Aaron, of course, fulfilled the biped's wish. He flicked his tail and finally displayed the big bitch technique that he had practiced for a long time with his aunt.

"Wuhu!!!" Zhang Qiyuan drew a graceful arc and then fell on the sea.

After stretching his body and finding nothing wrong, Zhang Qiyuan felt that the splash from falling into the water was a bit too big, and the arc was not graceful enough, so he patted Aaron.

"Little Aaron, your Dabidou skills are still a little off."

Jenny said proudly, "Two-legged beast, let me do it! I have honed my skills for more than ten years!!"

Zhang Qiyuan hugged Jenny: "Come on, Jenny, let me see your skills!"

I have to say, your aunt is your aunt. Zhang Qiyuan flew to a considerable height this time, so he still had time to do some tricks, spinning and landing, causing a small splash.

“Oh Jenny, your skills are amazing!!”

"Of course you are, cute biped, you are so flexible when doing somersaults!!"

“Hahahaha, do you want to try it too?”

"Of course!"

"Aunt, I want one too..."

Jenny used a big bag to slap Aaron away, and Zhang Qiyuan used another big bag to slap Jenny away...

So when Zhang Haike was passing by from a distance on the Humpback Whale, he saw his chairman and a group of killer whales slapping each other in the face.

Especially when I saw the chairman flying in the air, he held the ballet swan pose for two seconds, then rolled into the water...

At that moment, Zhang Haike felt that Zhang Qiyuan might not really be a human being, but a killer whale.

Then, when Zhang Haike was daydreaming, he saw Zhang Qiyuan riding on the back of a killer whale, and a group of black and white marine bullies swam towards him...

If Zhang Haike could hear killer whales talking——

"Brand new two-legged beast!! Ooooooooooooooooooo!!"

"No one can snatch it from me!! I want to play with him first!!"

"Auntie, please don't play him to death!"

……

Zhang Haike, who knew nothing about it, even took a photo, intending to save it to show the tribe leader. The chairman had the temperament of a natural bully, and he was not at a disadvantage even in a sniper battle with a group of killer whales.