Starting from the Zhang family of the stolen pen to start the disco therapy

Zhang Qiyuan recalled several round-table meetings after the move: "In our family, we usually have round-table meetings, and the first item on the meeting is usually to propose how to increase the birth rate."

Well, the eternal topic.

As the actual helmsman of the Zhang family, and the person who worries the most, Zhang Haike's proposals are always put first.

Edward scratched his head. Perhaps he was uninformed. How come he didn't know that the current human fertility rate was decreasing?

The number of his high school classmates has not decreased!

Alice opened her mouth and modified her words: "It seems that your family inheritance is more... difficult."

Zhang Qiyuan said nonchalantly: "So, we have to prepare for both situations. Xiaoke will focus on the family's fertility rate, and I will find a way to turn everyone into a family, so that our family will become bigger and bigger."

Find a new way to get more family members.

Excellent top-level thinking.

Edward wowed. "This is a bit like the concept of family among vampires."

Alice, who was good at grasping the key points, said, "Who is Xiaoke?"

"Zhang Haike, you can call him Ake, he is the executive president and deputy clan leader." In order to find some new research directions for Zhang Haike, Zhang Qiyuan asked, "Do vampires have any way to increase their fertility rate?"

"Bite." Edward has been an honest child since he was young.

Zhang Qiyuan rolled his eyes at Edward speechlessly: "I mean, you have lived for so long and have never seen a more reliable prescription!"

Zhang Haike spends all day thinking about how to increase the toughness of test tubes. This is really ungrateful. Our family has never had such a thing as test tubes before.

He thinks he still needs to take Chinese medicine!!

No one can escape the torture of Chinese medicine!! Every member of the Zhang family has a bowl!!

Thinking back to when he vomited blood, the Zhang family masters prepared a jar of Chinese medicine. The taste is hard to describe in Chinese!!!

Edward also rolled his eyes: "You should ask Carlisle, he is very knowledgeable and experienced."

Carlisle, who was called upon, intervened in the topic of the three single dogs with a smile and tears. He is a doctor who is dedicated to saving lives, but he is also powerless about fertility.

He had seen many foolish folk remedies, so he did not recommend Zhang Qiyuan to try them.

Carlisle said, "You asked the wrong person. Vampires can't reproduce." Otherwise, Rosa wouldn't have been so brooding about it.

Zhang Qiyuan spread his hands helplessly: "IVF doesn't work, I'm still thinking of finding some other ways."

"This is very advanced technology." Carlisle was a little surprised, "Have you tried it?"

Zhang Qiyuan nodded: "Always exploding the test tubes is not a solution." Even the fertility pill was ineffective on the Zhang family's Qilin, as if it was cursed.

Carlisle was really speechless this time. Did the Zhang family's gene for outstanding talents actually start from the embryo?

Rosa, who had been listening to their conversation, suddenly asked, "Female vampires are infertile, can they have test-tube babies?"

"Oh, female vampires should be able to reproduce, Lily S..." Zhang Qiyuan spoke without thinking, but before he finished saying the name of the ancestor Lilith, thunder struck from the sky.

The intelligent thunderbolt did not damage the Karen family's house.

The only one who was hurt was Zhang Qiyuan himself.

Purple arcs of light jumped on Zhang Qiyuan's body, and finally even Zhang Qiyuan's long hair gave off a burnt smell.

"Ah!!! Damn it!! I've kept my hair long for a long time!" Zhang Qiyuan was furious. Even when traveling in the wild, he had to take good care of his hair! !

The Karens didn't know how to comfort the heartbroken Zhang Qiyuan, but soon they found that Zhang Qiyuan didn't need comfort. He ran out and raised his middle finger to the night sky.

"Lilith!! Lilith!!! That's the Lilith who beat me up and gave me a little skirt!!!"

There was a loud roar of lightning and thunder, almost tearing the dark sky apart.

Zhang Qiyuan touched his long hair, which was burnt black on his hands. He said angrily, "Oh, didn't you tell me not to expose your past? Then I will definitely take off your underwear!!!"

The purple Thunder Kirin leaped up, and its terrifying roar resounded through the sky. The thunderstorms accumulated in the air crackled, and the fight between Thunder Kirin and the enemy lasted for quite a while.

Carlisle asked Zhang Qiyuan to wash up thoroughly. His clothes were all burnt, even burnt better than the dishes Zhang Qiyuan cooked himself.

Alice was styling Zhang Qiyuan's hair: "Your hair will grow out soon."

Luo Lisha rarely smiled. She applied essential oil to Zhang Qiyuan's hair for maintenance: "This thunderstorm should last for a few days. Let's go play ball as a family."

"That's fine, it's perfect weather for playing baseball!" As a female vampire who is at the forefront of fashion trends, Alice has a good aesthetic sense.

At least, half of Zhang Qiyuan's long hair was saved.

"Is it fun to play baseball?" Zhang Qiyuan looked at his shoulder-length hair and tied it into a neat knot. "If it's fun, the thunderstorm will stay for a few more days."

As for how long he stays, it depends on his mood!

hum.

Rosa looked at Zhang Qiyuan in the mirror. His handsome face was in line with the collective aesthetic of vampires.

"You're really not a vampire?"

Zhang Qiyuan turned his head and glanced at Rosa: "Ah, I am a human, pure."

Luo Lisa looked at Zhang Qiyuan suspiciously.

Zhang Qiyuan stood up speechlessly: "You can bite me and verify it."

Rosa took a step back: "No, Edward said that biting you would break our fangs."

"You believe whatever Edward says?" Zhang Qiyuan put his hands on his hips, "Luo Luo, you have to have your own ideas!"

Rosa dragged Alice, who was about to roll over with laughter, away from the place.

"Luo Luo! You are walking too fast!" Zhang Qiyuan shouted.

Alice felt Rosa walking faster.

"Hahaha, Rosa, what's wrong with you?" Alice said, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. "But once you come into contact with the chairman, things do become strange."

Rosa held onto the railing, resisting the urge to jump, and explained, "I'm just curious why he knows so much."

"Luo Luo, you can try jumping down, then climbing a tree, and then free falling." Alice blinked. "The chairman has done this sport before, and it seems to be very beneficial to physical and mental health."

Rosa said in a dangerous tone, "Ai Ai, you wouldn't talk to me like this before."

Alice waved her hands, "No, I'm not Ai Ai, you can call Edward that."

Rosa snorted coldly: "Lili, hiss? Choose one?"

Alice laughed so hard that she fell over. "Hahahahaha, where's Emmett? You're not going to call him Meimei, are you?"

Rosa couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Hahahahahahahahaha, Emmett might accept this title." Because in Emmett's eyes, Rosa is the best.

She made the best choices.

Thinking of the sweet love between Rosa and Emmett, Alice suddenly felt a little melancholy: "When will my Jasper come to me?"

Seeing Alice's envious eyes, Luo Lisha hugged Alice and said, "The chairman will bring Papa to you."

The word "挑" is very spiritual and has a special visual sense.

Alice pushed Luo Lisha away and looked at Luo Lisha quietly: "I hope that tomorrow morning, the chairman will pick up Papa and throw him at my door with a bang."

When the two imagined this scene, they immediately felt that it wouldn't be so abrupt if it happened to Zhang Qiyuan! !

The laughter and joy were heard downstairs. Edward was chatting with Emmett. He saw Zhang Qiyuan coming downstairs and greeted him, "Chairman, your new hairstyle is great! Very nice!"

"Thank you!" Zhang Qiyuan touched his little Jiji, sat on the sofa, and looked at Emmett's hesitant expression. "Smile! I'll give you a chance to ask questions."

Edward rolled his eyes: "Emmett, smile, smile more!" This deal is a big profit, right?

Emmett smiled shyly, "I was wondering, can vampires give birth to life?"