Starting from the Zhang family of the stolen pen to start the disco therapy

Zhang Qiyuan randomly played a song called Bad Guy. As he listened to the electronic music, distant memories seemed to burst into his mind. It seemed that this CD was... a reward for completing a certain task.

He was rewarded with a CD of Ms. Wen’s playlist!!

Little Zhang, who was playing the piano, did not panic in the face of such a difficult situation. He plucked the strings calmly to keep up with the rhythm and completely immersed himself in it. The elders of the Zhang family had a feeling that rituals and music had collapsed and the Zhang family was out of balance.

The elders of the clan were all thinking about how the Qing Dynasty had fallen completely! !

Often brings tears to the eyes of heroes!!!

Zhang Qilin noticed that Zhang Qiyuan was not in a good state. He had been squatting next to the iron lump for too long. He walked over and patted Zhang Qiyuan: "What's wrong with you?"

Zhang Qiyuan looked up at Zhang Qilin and said, "Do you know what this song is?" This is the motherly love that I have ever missed the most.

Zhang Qilin is used to Zhang Qiyuan's various unexpected situations: "Cyber ​​Zhuge, playing the piano on the high platform."

Stepping on the luminous A cone, wearing a Zhuge robe, a peaked cap, playing the guqin...

"Speaking of which, last time we talked about the smoke of war rising over Cybertron, and Lin Daiyu capturing the old Taoist priest seven times!" Zhang Qiyuan smiled in relief, and suddenly slapped the iron lump, and said, "Today, are we talking about the marriage tree in front of the Wood and Stone Alliance, and Sun Wukong playing with Lin Daiyu, or Ma Chao's heroic capture of Singapore, and Kong Ming's overthrow of the Earth Level Theory?"

"Stop!" Zhang Qilin rushed forward and tried to cover Zhang Qiyuan's mouth.

But Zhang Qiyuan had been on guard since Tom successfully "sneak-attacked" him once. He retreated quickly: "Aren't the stories I told pleasant enough?"

Zhang Qilin thought of the Zhang family's weak book corner in Northeast China, which has now become the Zhang family's library. Zhang Qiyuan, the inheritor of the storybooks, made an indelible contribution.

Unlike Zhang Qilin's panic, the Zhang family was already boiling with excitement!!

“Capture Singapore!!”

"Overthrow the Beautiful Country!"

"Down with Big Brother Soviet Union!"

"Dominate the world!!"

……

The voices of the traitors were like a wave, growing bigger and louder.

Zhang Haike couldn't help but wipe the sweat off his forehead. Damn, I want to take advantage of the troubled waters to take over the Beautiful Country! You big mouths! You're only holding me back!

So far, this opening concert can be said to be a failure.

After all, it has already aroused endless ambitions within the Zhang family. As long as the chairman raises his arm and the Zhang family's arsenal is opened, the whole world will be flattened.

Wherever the chairman's eyes go, it's the Zhang family's territory!!

The sky that the chairman pointed to, that's it too!!

The ocean that the chairman crossed is also!!

"For our future!!!" Zhang Qiyuan waved his hand and asked the Xiao Zhangs to pull out brand new handheld cannons, which were then distributed to everyone.

Pour drinks into the barrel! No alcoholic beverages are provided at any event where the chairman of the Zhang family is present! This is common sense!

Zhang Qiyuan poured a bottle of black tea into the handheld cannon: "Are you ready? Cheers!!!"

The cannon was fired, and the colorful drinks were like fireworks, spinning and jumping in the sky, completing a grand toast scene.

All the drinks that had bloomed fell back into the barrel, and Zhang Qiyuan said loudly again: "Drink to win!!!"

Zhang Qiyuan smacked his lips and tasted a little bit of peach and pineapple.

The drink that has been washed with gun barrels has a smell of gunpowder. Although I have never been to the battlefield, if I have drunk this drink, I am a comrade-in-arms who has fought side by side with me!!

All the guests present were baptized.

Emotional cohesion and unity.

It's a good time to welcome the patriarch home!!

So Zhang Qilin had the opportunity to see the Zhang family’s military training scene, where they were lined up in formation, shouting slogans, and the soldiers in the front holding signs.

The sign has dazzling lights and comes with its own BGM.

This idea came from Zhang Haike. As for when it came to him, when he was watching the ceremony with Zhang Qisan, he thought about making one for his own family.

But this thing has to have a legitimate reason, otherwise it would not look natural enough to wear the yellow robe.

Great, the patriarch is back home, what a great theme!!

Zhang Qiyuan felt that it was a bit of a waste to march without any support, so he laid a red carpet on the track and used a refining drone throughout the entire process. None of the guests present were just spectators.

They all walked on this red carpet.

It symbolizes that you have boarded the Zhang family's pirate ship! !

"The people walking by below are the Zhang family's chef team. The leader, Master Zhang, is the Zhang family's first chef." When they were cleaning out the Wang family, they found that the chefs were also cleared out.

"He supported the Zhang family's catering business and brought up many outstanding disciples. Thank you for accompanying the Zhang family all the way!"

“In the square formation, there are not only Eastern chefs, but also Western chefs!”

"Fugui, the house elf who is highly regarded by the chairman, uses chef magic that not only makes meals faster, but also delivers them even faster!"

"Fugui also made... milk candy for the clan leader."

Zhang Haike did not dare to utter the last two words because the clan leader had his hands on the hand guard and was about to draw his sword.

After all this was done, the guests did not feel tired at all, because the Zhang family would not get tired. As long as they entered the Zhang family's door, they would be full of enthusiasm and energy.

The last step is Zhang Qilin’s speech.

Zhang Qilin, standing on the high platform, looked at the group of guests wearing black sunglasses below. He couldn't help but began to unconsciously search for the black glasses.

He wanted to beat up the blind man!

"welcome!"

"Let's eat!"

After hearing these two words, Xiao Zhang and others' kettles exploded in a second and cheers pierced their eardrums.

Tom couldn't help but complain: "Just like my dad." The same thing happened at the Hogwarts opening ceremony! !

Grindelwald suddenly came over and interrupted: "What happened to your father?"

Tom jumped up in shock: "...You! How did you suddenly appear?!" His father's eyes and ears are always there, everywhere!

"Oh, it's Tom Cat!!!" The little Qilin of the Zhang family, who was a local Qilin that had just appeared not long ago, was only ten years old. He pointed at Tom and said, "Dad, where's his Jerry!!"

Grindelwald laughed disrespectfully, not caring about Tom's expression at all.

Tom didn't have time to resolve the embarrassment cleverly.

Zhang Xiaotu's father said, "Son, he is not a cat! If you want to keep a cat, you must get first place in the exam next year!!"

Zhang Xiaotu didn't choke up, nor did he feel lost: "Why can't I raise him! He is also Tom!"

Tom didn't know why he felt superior. He raised his head and said elegantly and calmly, "I'm sorry, little Zhang Xiaotu, I'm supported by the chairman. You can't afford it!"

"I told you! This movie was made by the chairman." Zhang Xiaotu said maturely and experiencedly, and turned around to pat his father, "Dad, look, the chairman is raising a male cat!"

Grindelwald laughed wildly and dragged Tom away. He was afraid that Al's son would get angry and start a fight at the patriarch's welcome party! !

"Male cat?"

"Nursing?"

Tom asked Grindelwald: "Are you talking about me?" Are all the young brats in the Zhang family sharp-tongued?

Isn't he a Earth Qilin?

Isn’t the earth element down-to-earth, hardworking, honest and simple?

The Qilin of the Zhang family does not conform to the elements, nor to the five elements!!!

Grindelwald held back his laughter and said, "In a way, that's true. The chairman is your benefactor." He spoke very tactfully.

Considering the fragile self-esteem of young boys, Grindelwald did not continue his sharp-tongued style.

Tom loosened his tie, took a break, and then took a bite of roasted snow lotus: "I can only be the chairman's cat."

Grindelwald was really shocked this time. He looked at Tom steadily and said, "Are you still Tom? Did you eat something that damaged your brain?"

Tom used to be so proud, even arrogant!

Oh, Chairman, what have you done to Tom?

Tom shrugged nonchalantly: "You can try this, it tastes pretty good."

Grindelwald did not eat the roasted snow lotus, but continued to ask: "Give me a reason, Tom, you are not a child now. Although Al did not tell you, he talked to me about your marriage."

"Oh, my dear father, he should know that I haven't even experienced love now." Tom is devoted to his career and the pursuit of greater power. Love is just an obstacle that prevents him from climbing to the highest peak!

Grindelwald made a bold guess and asked softly, "Are you interested in the chairman?"

Tom looked at Grindelwald's sneaky behavior and said with disdain: "Then, do you think the chairman needs love?"

He needs fun, and he likes to be amused.

In other words, Tom is the toy that comes to your door!

Grindelwald breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, you are not a love-brained person." The love-brained people promoted by the Zhang family are too scary. People with love-brained people are born to overcome tribulations! !

Tom finally didn't have to go through the disaster.

Tom asked himself that he had no resistance to Zhang Qiyuan's beauty, strength, soul and everything else, but he had no experience at all when it came to feelings.

Therefore, Tom feels that being the chairman’s cat is also on the path to achieving his goal of a great career.

You can keep your original intention and follow the chairman at the same time, killing two birds with one stone!

What Tom didn't know was that this was the first step towards becoming Zhang Qiyuan's plaything. He always thought he could be firm in his self-esteem, but in fact he was becoming less and less self-aware.