Starting from the Zhang family of the stolen pen to start the disco therapy
Chapter 267: Amazing eyelash power!
But for Wu Xiaogou, this was the beginning of a nightmare.
Because he actually wants to learn!!
Master Zhang's reputation is so terrifying! !
Fortunately, Wu Xiaogou was smart, and the fever did not take away his wisdom. He was able to understand the general knowledge of these cultural courses, which barely satisfied Master Zhang.
But the martial arts class was terrible.
Several Master Zhangs felt the bones for a long time and circled around Wu Xiaogou several times, looking at him and sighing.
So when Zhang Qilin came, Wu Xiaogou rushed over like a small cannonball. Zhang Qilin could only hold Wu Xiaogou's head first because he had bumped into it before.
I felt dizzy from the collision, and then I hated taking medicine.
Zhang Qilin also felt that drinking bitter medicine might aggravate his condition, so he looked for other solutions.
Then Zhang Qiyuan came to eat melon seeds and have fun...
Then Zhang Qilin swore that he didn't want to go through the whole thing again.
"Chief, I have memorized all the lessons today." Little Dog Wu wagged his tail for praise.
Zhang Qilin very naturally took out a candy, peeled off the candy wrapper, fed it into Wu Xiaogou's mouth, and then successfully harvested a happy puppy.
Master Zhang watched the show from the side: "Patriarch, please touch the bones of this Wu family member yourself."
To be honest, he is far inferior to the little god of wealth in the Xie family.
Tsk, people are incomparable.
This kid from the Wu family is definitely a born loser in martial arts. If this were in the chairman's storybook, it would also be a story of a loser making a comeback.
But, it's not easy for losers to live in the Zhang family.
It is almost impossible for a loser to make a comeback in the Zhang family.
But the clan leader happens to like this kid quite a lot. As for the chairman, who knows whether he really likes him or just pretends to like him? Anyway, the chairman likes to watch the fun.
Zhang Qilin touched the bone himself. He said nothing, looked at Wu Xiaogou in silence, then turned to Master Zhang and said, "Don't be too demanding."
Got it!
Master Zhang had a clue in his mind. This was the type of parent he feared the most, a typical example of someone who wanted everything.
Commonly known as, children are not good! But it is too embarrassing to tell them directly!
At this time, Zhang Qiyuan and Black Glasses came over, planning to pick up Zhang Qilin and Wu Xiaogou, and go to the movies with some other people, and then have something delicious after watching the movie.
Of course, we were originally planning to have a party, but considering that we had children, we decided not to.
"Is this bone touching?" Black Glasses knew all the Master Zhangs in the Zhang family. After all, he was also severely trained by them when he first came.
He had also experienced this situation.
Master Zhang naturally knew Black Glasses: "That's great, I can use you as an example." To be honest, among those present, Black Glasses was definitely at the bottom in terms of talent.
A young Manchu prince, by accident and fate, embarked on this path, which was naturally difficult.
Not much talent, but more tenacity.
Black Glasses was unhappy. He was a big shot in Beijing and was known as Black Master in the underworld. How come he was regarded as a waste in the Zhang family?
"What do you mean? You're comparing me to this little brat?"
The little brat blinked and looked at the black glasses.
The man with black glasses lowered his head and looked carefully at the little brat Wu Xiaogou, then touched the important joints with his hands and said to Zhang Qilin in an indescribable tone: "I think the chairman has to do it himself."
The man with black glasses kept the words "no talent" on his lips but didn't say them out loud as he looked at the mute's intimidating eyes.
Zhang Qilin stroked Wu Xiaogou's hair with his palm and stared at the black glasses.
Black Glasses knew that he couldn't leave without saying something today, and these words had to be said nicely. He looked at Wu Xiaogou's big, blinking eyes and said, "Your eyelashes are so long, you can practice eyelash magic, right, Chairman!"
Everyone: What a magical eyelash skill! !
Zhang Qiyuan climbed down from the tree. He turned his head and looked at the man with black glasses: "What is the eyelash magic?"
The man with black glasses suddenly felt dizzy and asked, "Chairman, why don't you just go down the stairs? Aren't you usually the best at talking nonsense?"
"You can also practice shooting."
Yes, this is the only way. Zhang’s thermal weapons have so many styles, there must be one suitable for those with beautiful eyelashes.
Zhang Qilin looked at Wu Xiaogou's white and tender little hands and said, "First learn liberal arts, and then we'll talk about it when we grow up."
Zhang Qiyuan ignored Zhang Qilin's doting. He pinched Wu Xiaogou's face and said, "For your birthday this year, I will give you a Cyber Bodhisattva with 36,000 revolutions."
This cyber Bodhisattva weighs as much as a building, and pulling the trigger requires dozens of kilograms of force.
Wu Xiaogou's eyes lit up: "What is Cyber Bodhisattva?"
"It's a good thing used by good people who set off fireworks to save all living beings." Zhang Qiyuan started to lie to the child without stuttering again.
Zhang Qilin didn't think Wu Xiaogou could pull the trigger, which was heavier than his, so he recommended another model: "ZL7.1 micro gun."
Then he took it out and put it in Wu Xiaogou's hand.
Wu Xiaogou pulled the trigger like he was playing with a toy, and the bullet ejected. Finally, it was caught by a master named Zhang, who held the bullet head and said, "That means I am responsible for his shooting training."
The other Master Zhangs also reported the names of the dishes one after another and reported the part of the training content they were responsible for.
Wu Xiaogou grabbed Zhang Qilin's finger and shook it: "I want to learn how to use a sword."
The man with black glasses lived up to everyone's expectations and laughed out loud. Hahahahahaha, the Passion of the Mute has gained another great general. This little brat couldn't even lift the Mute's knife...
Well, the maximum it can move is one inch?
Maybe a millimeter?
Zhang Qiyuan raised his foot and kicked the man with black glasses out: "Get out and laugh to your heart's content. Have you forgotten the time when you screamed in pain?"
How can a puppy be laughed at?
This will leave psychological trauma to the puppy!!
Puppies are only suitable for happy education!!
The little dog of Xiaoguan must be a happy puppy!!
"Let the baby teach you. It happens that I have to go out on business in July, so you just follow the baby." Zhang Qiyuan said without hesitation.
Zhang Qilin also felt that there was nothing wrong with it.
But Wu Xiaogou seemed a little listless. He quietly asked Zhang Qilin if he could take him with him, saying that he would be very good and would drink the bitter medicine.
However, when Zhang Qilin came back from a business trip, he felt a little uncomfortable when he saw Wu Xiaogou and Feng Baobao calling her "Sister Baoer" all the time.
Zhang Qiyuan commented sharply: "This is the possessiveness of the puppy."
When he was a kid, he would secretly pet other people’s cute puppies, and his own little dog would be jealous!
Even puppies have possessiveness, let alone humans?
Zhang Qilin felt that this attitude was wrong. Before he could adjust himself, Wu Xiaogou had already keenly noticed Zhang Qilin's subtle emotions and psychological undercurrents.
Wu Xiaogou turned around and wagged his tail, and said to Zhang Qilin in a childish voice: "The tribe leader and I are the best in the world!"
Although I get along well with many people, it doesn’t prevent me from getting along best with this guy!!
There is an extra pendant next to Zhang Qilin, and Feng Baobao has one less follower.
Feng Baobao felt a little aggrieved. She said to Zhang Qiyuan: "What's wrong? The little dog is my little brother!!" How come he was snatched away by the tribe leader the moment he turned around?
Zhang Qiyuan explained: "Because that is Xiaoguan's puppy. If you want to raise a puppy, I can keep an eye out for you."
Feng Baobao's eyes lit up: "I want a puppy too! A fun puppy!!"
"Of course, the baby can raise a few more and choose which ones to play with." Zhang Qiyuan felt that this was the perfect arrangement and he took the puppies' vacation into consideration.
For Zhang Qiyuan, the following time was a time for him to travel around the world.
Before leaving, Zhang Qiyuan left Axue to the puppy. He said to Axue seriously, "You have to set a good example for the puppy, okay?"
Axue cried out: "Aren't you going to play with me?"
Zhang Qiyuan pinched Axue's thick paw pads and sat on the steps of the square: "Protect him well."
He didn't want Xiaoguan's puppy to be bullied like Sisi.
In the Zhang family, even Black Glasses would openly laugh at a useless person in terms of martial arts, let alone the other members of the Zhang family?
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