Starting from the Zhang family of the stolen pen to start the disco therapy
Chapter 288: Two love letters from Wu Wenhua who loves eating colored salt
With Zhang Qilin escorting them all the way, the two finally arrived at the entrance. During this time, Wu Xiaogou almost fell into the pit, almost fell into the lake, and almost had his feet caught by a clamp...
"It's so thrilling!" Wu Xiaogou exclaimed.
Zhang Qilin actually wanted to say that only you are so thrilling and it is so exciting before even entering the tomb, but he held back and moved the heavy stones to reveal the entrance.
"Enter."
Whenever Zhang Qilin recalled his subsequent experiences, he felt a little self-doubt. He had been to this tomb twice and was very familiar with the route.
But even so, when walking on the familiar route, Wu Xiaogou found a trap every ten steps, comparable to Tang Sanzang's 81 difficult journeys to the West to obtain the Buddhist scriptures.
It was not until he was chased and eaten by groups of rice dumplings that Zhang Qilin was certain that Wu Xiaogou was the reincarnation of Tang Sanzang.
Sliding down the slide, Wu Xiaogou made a "Wuhu" sound, and then slid all the way into the piranha's belly.
Zhang Qilin used a black gold ancient knife to cut the piranha in half and dug out the miserable Wu Xiaogou. The strong smell of blood awakened the insects in the river.
While the insects' appetite had not yet fully awakened, Zhang Qilin pulled Wu Xiaogou to the shore.
Wu Xiaogou curiously watched the bugs eating the dead piranhas, and soon only the white skeletons were left: "Without the stimulation of blood, they fell asleep again."
The red flesh-sucking bugs floating in the river have a unique beauty.
Up to now, no one knew how many sets of clothes had been worn out. Wu Xiaogou changed into a new set of clothes. He wiped off the dirt on his body, and then stood on the shore looking out.
In the blink of an eye, a piranha lurking below opened its bloody mouth and rushed towards Wu Xiaogou.
The golden pot flew out and hit the piranha's head madly. Although the piranha did not eat Wu Xiaogou, Wu Xiaogou fell down and scratched his arm.
The blood fell, awakening the skeletons of an entire river channel.
There was a loud crackling scene, and the restless river gushed out countless white bones. At first, the bone frames were relatively small, but after being smashed and reassembled, they became huge.
Wu Xiaogou sat in the golden pot, holding the cannon barrel to bombard the skeleton rack, responsible for long-range attacks.
Zhang Qilin chopped a few times, and the bone monster became bigger and bigger. There was no need to get entangled with it, so he rushed into the tour guide office with Wu Xiaogou.
That is the rice dumpling base.
Then the nightmare unfolded.
The originally docile Zongzi started roaring as soon as he saw Wu Xiaogou, as if he wanted to pounce on him and eat him alive.
Zhang Qilin could only find a way to take other routes and leave this place of trouble.
It was a crazy fight with almost no rest along the way.
"Brother, we're running out of shells." Wu Xiaogou switched to his exorcism weapon, a specially made bullet that was highly lethal to zongzi.
Zhang Qilin felt that this was not going to work, so he kicked a zongzi away and scanned the terrain, trying to find an exit.
However, if a person is unlucky, drinking cold water will also get food stuck in his teeth.
They found this exit until they had run out of ammunition and food and were at their wit's end, and finally they dug a hole and escaped from the other side of the mountain.
To be honest, Zhang Qilin had never fought such a difficult battle since awakening the Golden Qilin. This was the first time that both he and the Golden Qilin were exhausted.
As for Wu Xiaogou, he was lying in the golden pot, his clothes were torn and tattered, his body was covered with wounds of varying sizes, and there was a bald spot on his head, which was caused by the cunning zongzi.
Anyway, it's good enough to save a life!!
The birthday present for Wu Xiaogou's eighteenth birthday completely shattered his fantasy of going down the fighting path.
Those little Zhangs in Zhang Family Academy are full of lies, such as small fight lasts for 20 minutes, big fight lasts for a whole day, these are all lies!!!
It's not that simple!!
There isn't much difference between going to the battlefield and going to hell.
One is two words and the other is three words.
When the two of them returned to Zhang's house, Zhang Qiyuan came back specially to watch the fun and laughed at them.
Both Zhang Qilin and Wu Xiaogou are a bit autistic. Of course, compared with the two, Wu Xiaogou may be more disheartened.
In 1995, Wu Xiaogou's uncanny skills began to gain fame in the Zhang family.
After this incident, Master Zhang even wanted to use Wu Xiaogou as bait to catch a few super rice dumplings from the tomb to serve as a new teaching aid.
This once again hurt Wu Xiaogou's fragile and sensitive heart.
In the second half of 1995, Nadutong and Quanxing cooperated to register extraordinary people, especially those with innate extraordinary people, in order to make this group of unruly extraordinary people cooperate, especially those from large families to report truthfully.
During this period, I had three fights, gave away Kirin Internet Cafe coupons and participated in lucky draws, and used a combination of soft and hard tactics, and finally managed to complete the preliminary record.
In this project, Zhang Qiyuan was only responsible for fighting, but he felt very unhappy after fighting. He could not damage the house, let alone seriously injure any life. What is the difference between this and a monk who eats vegetarian food and chants Buddha's name? ?
So Zhang Qiyuan wanted to go home as he was a bit bored of Beijing.
Before leaving, Zhang Qiyuan also attended the 100-day banquet for the third son of Zhonghai King Weiguo.
The overall composition of the Wang family is very healthy, and the Zhang family is more willing to make friends with them. After all, they have had a lot of business dealings over the years, and there will be more in-depth cooperation in the future.
However, Zhang Haike was afraid that Zhang Qiyuan would have a brain cramp, stand at the Wang family and say something like "The weather is cold and the king is broken", and then really destroy the Wang family.
"Just show up, give gifts and leave." Zhang Haike said.
Given Zhang Qiyuan's status, the fact that he was able to make the trip in person can be said to be a great honor to the Wang family.
So there are no other requirements.
Zhang Qiyuan locked the door with a solid gold lock. He looked at the baby, and the Yin-Yang plate in the space began to vibrate.
Wow, have you met the chosen one?
No matter how Zhang Qiyuan looked at him, he didn't see the domineering aura in Wang Xiaoye. Could this little guy become a powerful hero in the future? ?
Not quite.
A bit lazy.
Oh, Zhang Qiyuan smacked his lips, how could he be so lazy at such a young age? Such a good seedling must be nurtured from the beginning, so he changed the gift to a Yin-Yang plate.
The exquisite compass was hanging around Wang Xiaoye's neck, and he smiled at Zhang Qiyuan.
Zhang Qiyuan smiled back and said that he would let the Yin-Yang Plate urge Wang Xiaoye to study hard, study in his dreams, study in class, and study while eating.
So Wang Xiaoye’s nightmare began ever since he learned to read.
Once I fall asleep, a blackboard will appear in my dream, with various questions densely written on it.
The largest number of questions are math questions.
In his dream, the sound of knowledge was forced into every fold of his brain. Even if he closed his eyes and continued to sleep in his dream, he could still hear this clear and pleasant sound.
So Wang Ye slept his way to Tsinghua University. This anecdote has been talked about with relish. Only Wang Ye himself knows that he dreamed of learning junior high school knowledge in elementary school, and dreamed of learning high school knowledge in junior high school...
He refused to skip a grade and kept going through school step by step. This was his last struggle.
I escaped to Wudang Mountain just to take some time off.
But he didn't expect that the possessed compass that had been hanging on him was the culprit. This thing was connected to the Zhang family's online classes and dream teaching.
Wang also learned Fenghou Qimen by accident in the cave, and then learned from Zhou Sheng that the online courses he had learned in recent years were not only the knowledge in the textbooks, but also the basic knowledge of the eight strange skills such as Tongtian Lu and Daluo Dongguan.
Wang Ye held the Yin-Yang Plate in his hand, thinking numbly, this thing must have been given to him by the chairman, and he must have been told not to take it off.
"You little brat, this is a magic weapon, you can't destroy it." Zhou Sheng was also a little envious of the Liang Yi Plate.
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