Starting from the Zhang family of the stolen pen to start the disco therapy
Chapter 299: Lao Zhou!! I called you, do you dare to look over here?
The tomb robbers did not go through the main gate, so there were sulfuric acid mechanisms on the walls. They dug a ditch and used a catheter to pump out the corrosive liquid in the wall.
Wu Xiaogou looked at Zhang Qilin's smooth and flowing posture in breaking the mechanism and clapped his hands proudly: "Brother, you are awesome!"
Wu Sanxing looked at his nephew and said speechlessly: "Why didn't you praise me when I was digging the tunnel?"
Wu Xiaogou blinked his eyes: "Uncle San, can you put your finger into the crack of the wall?"
Wu Sanxing took a sip of water to cover up his embarrassment. He looked at the dark tomb, tightened the bottle cap, and said to Wu Xiaogou, "Follow closely. This is not a place for fun."
Zhang Qilin watched Zhang Qiyuan rush in first, and he suddenly heard Wu Sanxing's words, what should I say? Even if your nephew arrives at the place of play, some weird situations will occur.
Wu Xiaogou saw Zhang Qiyuan go in, and then a fluorescent light ball lit up inside. He said with sparkling eyes, "Uncle San, I won't talk to you anymore. I'm going in first."
Wu Sanxing:...
I wanted to say something, but when I saw Zhang Hongshang passing by with an umbrella, I swallowed all my words.
The tomb chamber was very tidy. There was a large cauldron for sacrifice and a bronze coffin in the center. That was all the stuff.
Regarding the movable light ball hanging on the top of the tomb, Zhang Qiyuan said nonsense: "This is the new technology developed by the Zhang family. This is a remote control."
As he spoke, Zhang Qiyuan took out a magic wand with buttons with different symbols on it, and the one in the shape of a light bulb was flashing fluorescent light.
Wu Sanxing looked at his nephews who turned on the lights with the remote control and suddenly felt that he was an old-fashioned man. Even a tomb robber could not keep up with the times.
Also, can this fight really train Wu Xiaogou?
Wu Sanxing always felt that this was a place for fun! !
Just as Wu Sanxing was lost in thought, Pan Zi climbed into the sacrificial cauldron. Inside was a headless human skeleton. He was picking at the funerary objects on the bones. Suddenly he said, "Who's picking at me?"
Da Kui was under the tripod. Hearing this, he said tremblingly, "Brother Pan Zi, you are the only one up there."
Wu Sanxing looked at the black handprint on Pan Zi's back and shouted, "Come down quickly! Pan Zi! There are sacrifices here. Do you want to be a sacrifice too?"
Pan Zi put some funerary objects and a few rings in his pocket and was about to climb down, but unexpectedly a bony hand grabbed his belt.
"Third Master, something seems to be stuck." Even Pan Zi, who was a thick-skinned man, felt that something was wrong.
Wu Sanxing looked at the increasingly active bone hand, fearing that he would have to stay any longer, so the bone hand directly inserted into Pan Zi's lower back.
He took the shovel and slapped the bone hand hard, then let Pan Zi jump down.
The next second, the sound of bones cracking was heard from above.
Zhang Qiyuan was observing the bronze coffin. This was the second bronze coffin he had encountered. He was hoping to find a rice dumpling of Zhang Tianzong's quality inside.
As a result, Zhang Qiyuan turned his head and looked at the skeleton that stood up in the cauldron. He said happily: "The first one to appear in the copy is actually a skeleton soldier!!"
"Ouch! It's a headless skeleton soldier!!"
Zhang Qiyuan climbed up the cauldron with his hands and feet, looked at the skeleton soldier who suddenly calmed down, and poked him desperately: "What's wrong? Did I speak too loudly just now? Did I disturb you?"
"I'll keep my voice down~~"
Wu Xiaogou also wanted to see something new, and with the chairman beside him, he climbed up boldly. But just as he was about to take a look, a bony hand poked straight into his eyes.
“Chairman!!”
Wu Xiaogou was so scared that he almost fell down.
Zhang Qiyuan carried Wu Xiaogou and stepped into the sacrificial cauldron, crushing the bone hand. He looked down at the bone residue and said, "Tsk, I spoke to you in a nice way, but you just wouldn't listen!!"
It even scared the little official’s puppy!
Damn it! !
Although Wu Xiaogou's hands and feet were weak, his strong will and curiosity enabled him to take a look at the bone rack in the cauldron before he finally climbed down.
Don't get scared like this in vain.
Besides, the chairman had already crushed his hand, so he didn't shoot again.
In the remaining time, he swept around, but didn't find any valuable goods, so he planned to open the bronze coffin and go to the next place.
Unexpectedly, when everyone was discussing opening the bronze coffin, the ball of light above their heads suddenly turned green.
Zhang Qiyuan said in surprise: "This one is better than Zhang Tianzong!!" It should be more durable! He won't faint from the shock of a mirror!
A clucking sound was heard, and Zongzi actually took the lead in speaking in corpse language.
"Who is coming!!"
Zhang Qiyuan opened his mouth and said: "Your ancestors!!"
Zhang Qilin was speechless for a moment. The person here was King Mu of Zhou. To some extent, King Mu of Zhou could be considered half-ancestor of the Zhang family.
However, it is not surprising that Zhang Qiyuan said such outrageous words.
Zhang Qiyuan = Zhang Ni
How could the King Zhou Mu in the coffin have endured such insults? The King Zhou Mu, who was not very rational to begin with, was directly overwhelmed by anger, and all his rationality was reduced to ashes! !
The bronze coffin began to surge with black air.
Combined with the green fluorescence, it has a unique beauty.
Seeing this wonderful scene, Zhang Qiyuan immediately summoned the Bee Camera to start filming, and then took out a large mirror, intending to let King Zhou Mu see his own face! !
At this time, Wu Sanxing dragged Wu Xiaogou and continued to run inside. Pan Zi and Da Kui saw that San Ye had also run away, so they ran after him.
Zhang Qilin glanced at Wu Sanxing's little action, made a gesture to Zhang Qiyuan, and then went to chase Wu Xiaogou.
In front of him was Wu Xiaogou's angry barking: "Uncle San!! Let me go!!! I'm biting you!!!"
Zhang Qilin quickened his pace again. Biting people is not allowed!
So when King Zhou Mu finished creating the atmosphere for his appearance and broke out of the coffin, the only person left in the tomb was Zhang Qiyuan holding a large mirror.
Zhang Qiyuan looked at the bloody corpse of King Zhou Mu and exclaimed, "Old Zhou! I called you, do you dare to look over here? Old Zhou!!!"
The words were spoken in the language of corpses, and King Zhou Mu heard them clearly. He looked at Zhang Qiyuan, who was holding a mirror like a monkey, and roared, "How dare you!!"
Seeing that King Zhou Mu did not accept the mirror's attack, Zhang Qiyuan took back the mirror without much interest, and then said to King Zhou Mu: "You are not as good as Zhang Tianzong! Old Zhou!! You are unworthy of the king's name!!"
King Mu of Zhou's walnut-sized brain processor was completely unable to handle Zhang Qiyuan's logical train of thought. The blood corpse's brutal and savage anger prompted him to pounce on him.
Then he was kicked to the ground by Zhang Qiyuan.
Zhang Qiyuan looked at King Mu of Zhou lying on the ground peacefully for a few seconds. Perhaps the kick just now awakened his remaining rationality and embarrassment, but he was quickly replaced by anger.
King Mu of Zhou climbed up even more ferociously.
Zhang Qiyuan sucked for a long time, walking around the tomb like a dog. When he got bored of running, he pulled out a piece of silk and sobbed, "Oh, oh, oh, oh~ Ah, oh, oh~ My child~~~"
"My unborn child~~"
"Oh my God, you have such a cruel heart~"
"My Lord, do you still remember our child?"
"Your Majesty~~"
"My king, I'm here to see you."
"My king, aren't you the one who loves my concubine the most?"
"Your Majesty, let me sing you a little song."
"My king, do you still love your concubine?"
"Your Majesty~~"
King Mu of Zhou regained some wisdom and memory from the repeated calls of "Great King". He thought of the beloved concubine who had his caesarean section taken away, the beloved concubine who had been tortured to the point of being unrecognizable and died with hatred...
Then King Mu of Zhou ran away.
Yes, this was the first time Zhang Qiyuan had seen such a cowardly Zongzi. It turned out to be a king! !
No wonder he ended up as a gatekeeper!!
The Queen Mother of the West’s vision is not very good. Ah, maybe the Queen Mother of the West has never liked this guy, and everything is just a rumor spread by this guy.
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