Starting from the Zhang family of the stolen pen to start the disco therapy

I can't stay in this house anymore.

Zhang Qiyuan made some harsh remarks and then rode away on a white tiger.

Zhang Haike breathed a sigh of relief; this ancestor was finally gone.

During the few months that Zhang Qiyuan had lived at the Zhang family, the Zhang family had been through many disasters. Not to mention that several furnaces in the alchemy room had been blown up, a corner of the mountaintop had been flattened, and the flowers in the flowerbed had all been sent to the kitchen. As for the chefs in the kitchen, they were almost dying of exhaustion...

Even Xiao Zhang's dog had its hair shaved!

The cat I raised was frightened by Zhang Qiyuan's white tiger and its fur stood on end all day long!

Zhang Qiyuan's silver ring snake was also restless, sneaking into the dungeon all day long to eat poisonous insects and snakes...

He is so busy that he can't help at all. He plays with cats and dogs all day long, but no one in the Zhang family dares to mess with him.

Not to mention other places, Zhang Haike thought carefully and felt that the Zhang family in the three mountains were not enough to harm Zhang Qiyuan. With a resentment in his heart, Zhang Haike made up his mind to buy two islands and throw Zhang Qiyuan onto the islands when the time comes.

perfect!

Zhang Haike was in a good mood.

Moreover, the tough nut of Tibet has been conquered. Xiao Zhang, who was highly expected by Zhang Qiyuan, completed the task perfectly and used more than half of the Polaroid camera's film paper.

The most interesting thing is that the moment when Zhang Qilin came out of the fake bronze door was captured.

Zhang Qilin, dressed in tattered clothes, came out with a knife in his hand. Before he could react, he was surrounded by people taking photos. Of course, in his eyes, it was just a strange ritual performed by strange people...

Swish! Zhang Qilin, holding a knife, was about to get rid of this guy who appeared out of nowhere.

Xiao Zhang resolutely followed the chairman's advice, raised his hair-hill finger, knelt on one knee and shouted, "Greetings, Lord Patriarch."

Zhang Qilin hadn't spoken for a long time, and hadn't seen the Zhang family for a long time, but at that moment he felt an extremely vivid emotion, as if Zhang Qiyuan had traveled through time and space to appear before him...

Showed him something called embarrassment!

I really want to carve out a bronze door!

Zhang Qilin looked at the Polaroid camera in Xiao Zhang's hand and asked, "Did Yuan give it to you?"

Xiao Zhang naturally confessed everything.

Then there was a long silence. Xiao Zhang felt that this silence was particularly exhausting. Then he took out the book of sin that Zhang Qiyuan had given him...

Zhang Qilin, who was planning to take a nap, listened for a long time. All of them were Zhang Qiyuan's wild imaginations. He just wrote whatever he thought of, but...

Too noisy.

Zhang Qilin couldn't help it and squeezed Xiao Zhang unconscious.

Confiscated this sinful book.

As soon as Xiao Zhang woke up, Zhang Qilin ran away.

He didn't know whether Zhang Qiyuan had other tricks to torture people.

In the Lama temple, prayer flags fluttered in the wind. As soon as Zhang Qilin stepped in, he saw Xiao Zhang sitting on the stone steps. He reflexively took a step back.

But his dignity as the patriarch stopped him from retreating.

Fortunately, this Xiao Zhang did not bear the "important responsibility" of Zhang Qiyuan, and what he said were all things that the Zhang family had instructed him to do.

For example, there are several secret outposts set up in Tibet, an arsenal hidden in the snow-capped mountains, and finally a bone outpost to summon the Zhang family team.

It is said that this bone whistle was made by Zhang Haike using the bones of successive patriarchs of the Zhang family, and the sound it produces is very special.

Just like what Zhang Qiyuan said in his storybook, one arrow pierces the clouds and thousands of troops come to meet...

Now when the Zhang family's bone whistle sounds, members of the Zhang family from all directions come to meet them.

Zhang Qilin was silent, thinking in his heart, will he also turn into countless bone whistles after his death? ?

He left the Zhang family for many years. What happened? Did Zhang Haike awaken a strange bloodline? Will the Fire Kirin change a person's personality?

Zhang Qilin had no answer, but he asked another question: "Where is the armory?"

Xiao Zhang showed an expression of "as expected": "There is a mechanism right behind this temple. The clan leader will definitely find it." As he said that, he called on the younger brothers from the outer sect to drag out a black sack.

"This is the latest weapon developed. Unfortunately, the handheld rocket launcher has not been developed yet."

Zhang Qilin nodded.

There was one more thing Xiao Zhang didn't say, which was secretly instructed by the chairman. Because he had been assigned the task of guarding Tibet for twenty years, if there was chaos in Tibet, for the sake of the lives of the Zhang family stationed there, he had the right to open the armory to quell the war.

Later, it really came true. There were only a few years left in the 20-year deadline. Before leaving, Xiao Zhang realized his long-cherished wish of a peaceful Tibet and became a great hero of the peaceful reunification of the motherland.

To thank him, the Tibetan people erected a statue, but this time it was of Zhang Qilin.

Later, Zhang Qilin came here again and saw the flourishing incense in his temple...

Zhang Qilin: Can you pretend that you can’t see anything?

Unfortunately, this is Hei Xiazi's unique skill! He can only become a mute.

The photos that were mailed back were circulated at the Zhang family roundtable meeting. Some of them were sent to Longhu Mountain, along with several of the Little Zhangs and of course Zheng Zibu.

Xiao Zhang went there to learn skills from a master. Everyone has the surname Zhang, so they don't need to change their surnames when they arrive at Longhu Mountain.

Those photos were finally handed to Zhang Jingqing, and later to Zhang Zhiwei. Zhang Qilin became the most miserable man in Longhu Mountain. He often lost his memory and couldn't find his home. Many young Taoist priests in Longhu Mountain would go down the mountain to gain experience and go to the deep mountains and forests to wait for this friend who needed help.

After all, there are several Zhang family members in Longhu Mountain. The clan leader they mentioned has a miserable life experience but great abilities...

Whoever can save Zhang Qilin once, the Zhang family of Longhu Mountain will definitely give them some new things, such as Namo Gatling Bodhisattva x.0, no man does not love it.

As for Zheng Zibu, he learned corpse language at Zhang's house and also learned a lot of basic knowledge about working in the fields. It can be said that he gained a lot.

There is one more thing, Zheng Zibu figured out one thing, the Zhang family only has Zhang Qiyuan's Fa Qiu Finger that can dismantle a bronze coffin out of thin air...

Zheng Zibu: Brother Zhang is really amazing, and very humble!

Later, Zheng Zibu relied on his half-baked knowledge of tomb robbing to hide in an ancient tomb and escaped the disaster.

Of course, this is a story for later. After Zhang Qiyuan sent his friend away, he was immediately expelled from the Zhang family by Zhang Haike.

Zhang Qiyuan, who left the Zhang family, received a mission to find a new guardian monster, or a divine beast, for the Zhang family!

Thinking of the various sects that have skilled warriors in charge, the Zhang family now has a zongzi that can burrow underground, but they still lack a magical animal.

Heading westward, passing through the mountains and forests, Zhang Qiyuan rode on Axue, while Ahuan was responsible for finding strange animals. But after searching for a long time, under the leadership of Ahuan, Zhang Qiyuan arrived at the pyramid.

"Well, we already have a zongzi at home, so we don't need another kind of mummy." As he said this, Zhang Qiyuan stood on the hot sand with his feet and admired the not-so-tall pyramid.

Then, Zhang Qiyuan tapped Ah Huan's head, took out the dice of fate and continued to look for the direction to move forward.

Zhang Qiyuan set out on his journey again. He never passed through towns. In search of mysterious creatures, he had to go to sparsely populated areas.

And is there a tomb here?

Out of curiosity, Zhang Qiyuan actually went looking for it. It was a dark and windy night, and he met a vampire traveling in the wild.

vampire?

Zhang family’s research material?

Zhang Qiyuan called his two pets and began to hunt down the vampire.

"My friend from the East, we just met by chance..." The vampire's face was extremely pale, and his red eyes were a little weird. While he spoke, his fangs were faintly visible.

Zhang Qiyuan patted Ah Huan and told it to make up for its sin and try to capture the vampire in one fell swoop.

"Poor vampire, who made my family like to study vampires recently!" Zhang Qiyuan looked at the vampire that was strangled, and then recovered little by little. It seemed difficult to kill it as long as it was not beheaded or burned to death. No wonder Xiao Zhang and others wanted to study this thing.

Zhang Qiyuan was very curious and conducted many small experiments on this poor vampire, verifying many strange ideas.

The tortured half-dead vampire was put into a silver coffin and then sent to a ship, which sailed across the ocean to a research base.