Siheyuan: Started in 1950, third-level cook

Seeing the Chen family gathering together for a meal, Yi Zhonghai and others felt a little uncomfortable.

It shouldn't be like this!

Yi Zhonghai felt that as the eldest uncle of the courtyard house, Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui should have gone to him for a drink, but why did they go to find Chen Jun?

Do you take Yi Zhonghai seriously?

For a moment, Yi Zhonghai felt that he, as a rich man, was a joke. He did not feel any sense of accomplishment at all in bringing together Sha Zhu and the Jia family to have New Year's Eve dinner together.

The Chen family was bustling with activity, with people toasting each other, while on their side, the New Year's Eve dinner was already full of flavor thanks to Jia Dongxu.

If Sha Zhu had thought of throwing cold water on the old lady, the deaf old lady and Jia Dongxu would have to go to the hospital today.

If I go to the hospital on New Year’s Eve, can I still have a good year?

Sha Zhu muttered sourly: "How could the Second and Third Uncles be like this? What's so good about the Chen family?"

Yi Zhonghai glanced at Sha Zhu and couldn't help but sigh.

In this comparison, Sha Zhu and Chen Jun are far behind.

Whether it is the ability to cook or the ability to deal with people, Sha Zhu is far behind Chen Jun.

As for Jia Dongxu, Yi Zhonghai no longer wanted to comment on him. He felt a little tired.

Jia Zhang also had a look of envy and jealousy on her face.

"What the hell are Second Uncle and Third Uncle? They are all a bunch of snobs. Why don't they eat at home on New Year's Eve and go to Chen's house to join in the fun? Isn't it because they see that Chen's family has more delicious food, so they shamelessly go to eat for free? Bah, shameless!"

"And He Yushui, how do you usually manage him, Silly Zhu? He left the New Year's Eve dinner alone and actually went to Chen's house to eat for free. Isn't that too shameless?"

"Silly Zhu, you better be careful and don't raise an ungrateful person."

Jia Zhang's mouth was like it was pulled out with a knife. She kept spewing shit when she opened it and not a single good word came out of her mouth.

When they scolded Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui for being shameless, they didn't even bother to take a piss and look at their own behavior.

Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui at least brought good things with them. Although it seemed a bit like they were just trying to get a free meal, it was acceptable.

It’s nothing like the Jia family, where they just came with a pot of stewed cabbage, and there were three of them.

Hearing these words, the deaf old lady beside her couldn't help but pinch her eyebrows.

Jia Zhang is really annoying.

But those words did not affect Sha Zhu. Although the deaf old lady was a little unhappy, she didn't say anything.

After standing in the yard for a while, Yi Zhonghai helped the deaf old lady back to the house.

What are you still doing in the backyard so late at night? Go home and take a shower and go to bed.

Sha Zhu sighed and left.

There is still a mess at home left by Jia Dongxu. If I don’t clean it up today, I won’t be able to sleep tonight.

Jia Zhang touched her flat belly and punched Jia Dongxu in disappointment.

I finally had a good meal, but ended up vomiting it all out.

Jia Dongxu knew he was in the wrong, so he just smiled dryly and said nothing.

But when the three of them returned home, Jia Dongxu suddenly stopped and his expression became strange.

Qin Huairu was shocked!

This expression was all too familiar to her.

"Dongxu, get out quickly, get out~~~"

She reacted quickly enough, but it was too late.

A series of puffing sounds came from behind Jia Dongxu, and Jia Zhang's hair, who was following behind Jia Dongxu, was blown up.

"Ugh~~~~ Dongxu you!"

Jia Zhang shouted in disbelief, then covered her mouth and nose and ran out of the door.

Qin Huairu followed closely behind, fearing that if she was a little slow she would die in the house.

Jia Dongxu also wanted to escape, but he couldn't. The pain in his stomach didn't allow him to step out of the house.

“Puff~~Du La La~~~”

Tonight, Jia Dongxu is destined to be the focus of the entire hospital.

Not only tonight, but also on the morning of New Year's Day, he is the most famous.

Because the third uncle Yan Bugui started cursing in the yard before dawn.

"Who the hell is pulling a poop in the yard again? Do you still have any sense of public morality?"

"Jia Zhang, come out here, did you do all this in the courtyard!!!"

When the people in the yard heard the noise, they all ran out.

Then, everyone was numb!

It was fine if they were just doing it in the yard before, but why is it still happening during the New Year? It's really annoying!

All of a sudden, everyone attacked him.

Even the rude and unreasonable Jia Zhang was curled up in her bed pretending to be dead.

You can’t go out, or you’ll be beaten to death!

Not to mention the culprit Jia Dongxu, his face turned pale with fright.

"Wife, wife, don't sleep. Where is the red envelope that Sha Zhu gave you yesterday?" Jia Dongxu asked in a low voice.

"What do you want to do?" Qin Huairu looked at him warily.

"Give me some money, I'll go buy some medicine for diarrhea." Jia Dongxu pretended to look pitiful.

Although Qin Huairu didn't want to give it, she couldn't stand the stench in the room.

All the windows in the house were open, but the stench still lingered.

She wanted to go out for some fresh air but didn't dare to, for fear of being surrounded and scolded by the people in the yard.

He fumbled in his pocket to take out the red envelope, opened it and saw that there were actually five dollars inside.

I knock!

There are so many!

Qin Huairu didn't expect Sha Zhu to be so generous.

Jia Dongxu poked his head inside and was also startled, then he snatched it away.

"Tsk, this silly Zhu is quite generous. Let's split the money 50-50. I'll use half to buy medicine, and you can use the remaining half to buy some mutton, and we'll have hot pot."

Jia Dongxu had a good plan and arranged the five dollars with just one sentence.

Qin Huairu curled her lips and stuffed the remaining two dollars and fifty cents back into her pocket.

Are you worthy of eating mutton?

Whatever you eat will come out, so go eat your fart.

Jia Dongxu happily put the money away, having already figured out how to spend it.

He took out three cents to buy medicine, one dollar to buy firecrackers, and hid the rest of the money secretly to buy noodles with meat later.

Outside the door, the people in the yard cursed for a while and then dispersed.

Today is the first day of the new year, I have to go home to eat dumplings.

After eating the dumplings, he started to visit and greet people throughout the year, and had no time to waste with the Jia family.

But these piles of things in the yard have to be dealt with, otherwise people from other yards will come to visit and it will be a disgrace to everyone in the yard.

So everyone discussed it and sent out Xu Damao.

It’s not about asking Xu Damao to clean up the shit, but about pulling Sha Zhu out of the bed.

Sha Zhu was usually close to the Jia family and almost married Jia Zhang.

This shit has to be cleaned up by Shazhu!

"Xu Damao, you are looking for death!" The quilt of Sha Zhu, who was sleeping soundly, was pulled open.

He shivered due to the chill.

I was busy ventilating and cleaning the place last night until two or three o'clock, and Shazhu didn't go to bed until almost four o'clock.

As a result, I was woken up by Xu Damao before I had slept for three hours.

Xu Damao covered his nose and yelled, "You idiot, hurry up and clean up the shit, your wife has defecated in the yard!"

"Your wife is in the yard! How can I have a wife? Get out of here! If you don't get out of here, I'll beat you to death!"