Siheyuan: Started in 1950, third-level cook

Chen Jun glanced at Jia Dongxu, and waited until he walked into the backyard before clapping his hands and sitting up from the chair.

"I bought tea leaves, but why is no one here to make tea? My mouth is dry."

When the third uncle Yan Bugui heard this, he slapped his thigh.

Hey, I was so busy grabbing peanuts and sunflower seeds just now that I forgot about this thing.

So Yan Bugui hurried back to the front yard to get the tea from his bicycle.

Chen Jun slowly returned to the backyard and saw Jia Dongxu, who was sneaking around.

At this time, everyone in the courtyard went to the central courtyard to eat melon seeds, which gave him an opportunity to take advantage of.

He tiptoed to the door of Chen's house, carefully pushed it open and walked in.

The purpose was clear, to go straight to Chen's kitchen.

Jia Dongxu took out the firecrackers and big cannons from his arms, and the corners of his mouth were almost stretched to his ears.

I told you not to take a photo of me!

I let you release the rocket, but I can't kill you with it.

These firecrackers cost Jia Dongxu more than one yuan, and they were so powerful that they could definitely blow the big iron pot on the earthen stove onto the roof.

Jia Dongxu no longer considered whether the explosion would hit anyone. He just wanted to teach Chen Jun a severe lesson.

Is it great to be rich?

If the pot explodes during the New Year's Day, you will lose money all year round.

Chen Jun peeked inside through the window and raised his eyebrows in surprise.

This guy is quite evil-minded. He actually came up with such a mean trick to disgust himself.

Well, since you are seeking death first, I will send you to heaven.

After Jia Dongxu stuffed the firecrackers and left, Chen Jun directly put them into the system space.

At this time in the Central Courtyard, the third uncle Yan Bugui had already taken the tea back.

But when I was making tea, I found a problem.

It's a bit of a loss to use your own boiled water to make tea, because the hot water is boiled.

After thinking about it, Yan Bugui shouted to everyone.

"I've brought the tea leaves. Anyone who wants to drink tea can go home and get hot water."

Upon hearing this, everyone got up and went home to get the thermos and cups.

After knocking for such a long time, they were thirsty.

Jia Zhang got up reluctantly, muttering something about Yan Laokou or something like that.

Chen Jun took advantage of the excitement and strolled to the Jia family.

The Jia family had only one room; the kitchen and the living room were connected, and the bedroom was separated by a curtain.

So the earthen stove is not far from the door.

Chen Jun flipped his wrist and stuffed the big firecrackers and double-kick firecrackers that Jia Dongxu had bought into the box.

After thinking about it, he felt that it was not enough, so he threw some big flowers rewarded by the system into it.

These big flowers are not available for purchase outside, so I didn’t let them go, and it wouldn’t arouse other people’s suspicion.

After stuffing his bag full of more than a dozen pieces, Chen Jun went back to drink tea with satisfaction.

With the addition of tea, the speed at which people in the yard eat melon seeds has actually slowed down.

Seeing this, Liu Haizhong invited people in the yard to play cards and mahjong.

The courtyard was extremely lively for a while.

Although there is food and drinks, lunch still needs to be eaten, and the dumplings have to be put in the pot before twelve o'clock.

Some families will also throw a string of firecrackers when making dumplings, which means a prosperous new year and a thriving family.

"Mom, it's time to go home and cook. I'm hungry." Jia Dongxu touched his belly and said weakly.

"What are you eating? Can't you see I'm about to win this round?"

Jia Zhang was so engrossed in the fun that she didn't feel hungry at all.

In fact, it was not just Jia Zhang who was not hungry. The others were not very hungry either.

But Jia Dongxu is different. He has to go to the toilet every once in a while. He poops as much as he eats and cannot hold back food for one meal.

Got it!

Jia Dongxu could only cook something for himself.

After searching around the house, Jia Dongxu found some corn grits and planned to make some porridge.

Their family was in a bit of financial difficulty and they didn't even make dumplings during the Chinese New Year.

After stuffing a handful of firewood into the stove, Jia Dongxu slipped a match and threw it in.

"Ok?"

Suddenly, Jia Dongxu frowned, and a familiar feeling came over him.

Before I had time to think about it, a loud noise suddenly came from the earthen stove.

"Oh!"

Suddenly, flames shot up into the sky and a cloud of black smoke rushed out from the stove and hit Jia Dongxu's face.

"Cough~cough~~"

Jia Dongxu was coughing violently due to the smoke and couldn't open his eyes.

"Oh!"

"Oh!"

"Oh!"

There was another series of explosions, which directly blew the big iron pot on the earthen stove away.

Immediately afterwards, there were a few more bangs, and several brilliant fireworks rushed out from the stove.

Some of them happened to get into Jia Dongxu's crotch and front.

The rest rushed away in all directions without any pattern.

“Bang, bang!!”

"Bang, bang! Bang!"

For a moment, the Jia family was filled with smoke from the explosion, and fireworks were flying everywhere.

Jia Zhang, who was immersed in playing cards in the yard, was frightened. When she saw that the explosion occurred in her own house, she burst into tears.

"Dongxu, Dongxu!"

At this time, Jia Dongxu was completely stunned.

He is now blind and his ears are buzzing from the explosions of firecrackers. He looks extremely miserable.

"boom!"

"boom!"

A few more fireworks flew towards Jia Dongxu's legs and exploded, this time they actually set his cotton trousers on fire.

Hey!

Jia Dongxu was in so much pain that he didn't care about anything else. He started to unbutton his cotton trousers while screaming.

But as the old saying goes, good fortune never comes alone, and misfortune never comes alone.

Jia Dongxu felt a sharp pain in his stomach, followed by a series of farts.

My goodness! This move made Jia Dongxu weak. He had a stomachache and couldn’t do anything.

The belt of the cotton trousers won't come off no matter how hard you try.

"Ah, help, help!"

Jia Dongxu screamed in pain, the stinging pain in his thighs and buttocks almost made him faint.

When the firecrackers, big fireworks and other big poppers in the stove lit up, Jia Zhang finally reacted and rushed in howling like ghosts to save people.

Qin Huairu also wanted to rush forward, but was stopped by Sha Zhu.

"Sister Qin, you can't go. It's too dangerous."

"Shazhu, you go, you go quickly." Qin Huairu said in panic.

Forehead.......

Sha Zhu's face froze, but he still rushed in.

The room was filled with smoke at this time, and Jia Dongxu was rolling on the ground in pain.

The smell of firecrackers mixed with a foul odor was so unpleasant.

Sha Zhuya gritted his teeth and grabbed Jia Dongxu's collar and dragged him out.

Xu Damao's eyes lit up when he saw this, and he shouted, "Put out the fire!"

After saying that, he took the lead and charged forward, raising his foot and kicking down.

Seeing this, everyone came forward to help, and after a while they finally put out the fire on Jia Dongxu's body.

Although the fire was out, Jia Dongxu was also motionless.

Everyone took a closer look and gasped.

hiss......

It's so fucking miserable.

Half of Jia Dongxu's cotton pants had been burned, and some of his skin was burned red and blistered, making him look extremely miserable.

But the half exposed butt made everyone want to laugh but were too embarrassed to do so.

"Ah, Dongxu, wake up, wake up quickly!" Qin Huairu shouted and patted Jia Dongxu's face.

"Help! Help! Someone is going to die."