If he didn't expose his disguise and let the world know that the first couplet he just came up with was matched by a beggar, where would he save his face!
So he bowed to Dean Lin and said, "Dean, I really don't believe that such a kid can answer so absolutely. I believe that everyone must have the same doubts, so I suggest that I compete with him again."
"If he can beat me this time, I'll admit defeat!"
Dean Lin looked thoughtful.
In fact, he also had some doubts about Si Tunan in his heart, otherwise he would not have interrupted Master Wu's words just now.
He looked at the arrogant child and asked, "Are you willing to accept his challenge?"
Si Tunan curled his lips confidently.
"I don't want to."
Dean Lin: “…”
Shen Yaozu was amused at that moment: "I think you don't dare to do it anymore?"
"Tell me! Where did you hear this couplet? If you take the initiative to admit it now, I might be able to forgive you!"
"No, do you think I'm as stupid as you?" Si Tunan had a look of disgust on his face, as if he would be infected by Shen Yaozu and become stupid if he said one more word to him: "I have already come up with the second line of the couplet. According to the rules of Qingtong Academy, I am already a student here. Why should I compete with you?"
"Unless..." Si Tunan looked him up and down and said, "You bet something else with me."
Shen Yaozu was already very excited at this moment, and immediately asked: "What do you want to bet on?"
"You have no more money, and I can't wear clothes. As for the fan... I'm afraid I'll be fooled after using it." After criticizing Shen Yaozu from head to toe, Si Tu Nanfang finally made the final bet: "How about this, if you lose, you run around naked on Zhuque Street?"
Shen Yaozu was shocked at the time.
Although he felt that he would definitely not lose to a beggar, wasn't this bet a bit too dirty?
Shen Qiyin, however, smiled sweetly.
She was right. This kid... is a potential bad boy.
To deal with a hypocrite like Shen Yaozu, you have to be ruthless and use all means possible.
Only by being more sinister, more vicious, and more ruthless than him can you defeat him.
Now it depends on whether Shen Yaozu will accept the challenge.
Shen Yaozu frowned and looked at Si Tunan: "What if you lose?"
Si Tunan shrugged: "Then I'll run around naked too."
He was completely barefoot and not afraid of wearing shoes. He put his hands in front of him and looked at Shen Yaozu with interest: "But if you don't dare to gamble, forget it."
"forget it."
Shen Yaozu was not the type to be provoked, so he immediately said, "Let's bet!"
The people who were watching were there to watch the fun, and when they saw that there was an extra round, they all started to join in the fun.
Dean Lin is overwhelmed.
He had no objection to Shen Yaozu's proposal for a competition, but the two of them had to run naked on Suzaku Street, this...
After all, Si Tunan was still young, so he just ran away.
But Shen Yaozui is almost an adult, can he really run around the street naked?
"Ahem..." He raised his hand, signaling the people who were making trouble to be quiet, and then said to Shen Yaozu and Si Tunan: "This bet is disrespectful, let's change it."
Si Tunan nodded obediently: "Then whoever loses will write his or her name in the air with his or her butt."
Dean Lin: “…”
"Or kick your ass with your heel, a hundred times."
"..."
"Otherwise, go to the street and shout, 'I've eaten poop, it smells really good, I'll eat it again next time', shout it three times!"
"..."
Dean Lin remained silent for three consecutive times.
He didn't know whether the kid had no intention of competing with Shen Yaozu and therefore deliberately asked these tricky questions to make him give up, or whether he was just a child and inevitably naughty.
He felt that the stakes of these bets were too complicated to describe.
But he changed his mind and realized that this was an extra competition after all, so it was understandable that Si Tunan was the one setting the bet.
So, he finally looked at Shen Yaozu and said, "...you choose one for yourself."
In the end, Shen Yaozu gritted his teeth and chose "eating poop".
To ensure fairness, the questions for the competition were given by President Lin on the spot, and the two took turns answering them.
As for who goes first and who goes second, it is decided by rock-paper-scissors.
Shen Yaozu won.
He was full of confidence, thinking that Dean Lin was just testing them to recite poems or something like that. After all, he had been to school and was much older than the beggar, so he must have heard a lot.
But as soon as Dean Lin opened his mouth, everyone was stunned.
"Oh my god, is there a head?"
Shen Yaozu: “?!”
WTF?
Shen Qiyin was not close to them, and although he could see people, he could not actually see the expressions on their faces clearly.
But she guessed that Shen Yaozu must be panicking.
He never paid much attention to books on debates and policy essays, so he didn't know that this was the famous "debate between heaven and earth" between the old Grand Tutor and the envoys from neighboring countries.
If he is a good reader, he would know this.
Shen Qiyin guessed that Dean Lin wanted to test Si Tunan in this way, but he never expected that the first person to be tested by him would be Shen Yaozu!
Sure enough, Second Master Shen opened his mouth and blinked his eyes. He was stunned for a long time before he replied uncertainly: "...No, no head."
Dean Lin's eyes flashed with a strange look, but he still asked: "Why not?"
Shen Yaozu: “I haven’t seen it.”
"..."
Hmm...why isn't that right?
Dean Lin didn't say anything, and asked Si Tunan again: "Does the sky have ears?"
"Yes."
"Why?"
"The sky is high but the ears are low." Si Tunan put his hands behind his back and said, "As the poem says, 'The crane cries in the nine gaos, and its voice is heard in the sky. How can we hear without ears?'"
Dean Lin's eyes were filled with amazement.
When he faced Shen Yaozu, although his eyes darkened, he still asked patiently: "Heaven, do you have feet?"
Shen Yaozu was smart this time, and answered like Si Tunan: "Yes, yes!"
"Why?"
“Because…because, because…” He kept saying “because” for a long time but nothing came of it.
Dean Lin sighed secretly and continued to ask Si Tunan: "Tian, do you have a surname?"
"Yes."
"What's your last name?"
"The last name is Yuan."
"How do you know the last name Yuan?"
"Because the emperor's surname is Yuan, therefore, Heaven must have the surname Yuan."
At this point, the difference is clear.
Si Tunan looked at the stunned Shen Yaozu and said, "Mr. Shen, as a scholar, you were able to solve the absolute left by Prince Xiao not long ago. I really can't understand why you don't even know the 'Heaven's Match'."
Shen Yaozu glared at him, wishing he could rush up and tear him apart.
But I don't know if Si Tunan couldn't see it or wasn't afraid, he actually said: "Don't just stand there, hurry up and shout 'I've eaten poop', and you must shout it out loud."
And this sentence undoubtedly became the last straw that broke the camel's back.
Seeing the onlookers full of interest and the endless discussions, Shen Yaozu completely collapsed.
"It's all your fault, you little bastard... You're the one who tricked me! I'm going to beat you to death!" Before he finished speaking, he stretched out his hand to grab Si Tunan, but the latter dodged him nimbly. He tripped and fell flat on his face, causing everyone to laugh.
Seeing this, Dean Lin hurriedly ordered the guards to help him up, but he also held him up.
Dean Lin's face was as gloomy as water, and there was a hint of anger in his voice: "Your poor academic performance can be forgiven, but you broke your promise and even tried to hurt others. How can I tolerate you in Qingtong Academy!"
Shen Yaozu looked terrified: "Dean?!"
"Everyone present saw clearly what happened today. It's not that I went back on my word, it's just that you were too evil!"
"From now on, you are no longer a student of Qingtong Academy. Find another way out."
Shen Yaozu was struck by lightning!
"Don't... don't chase me away, Dean..." How could he accept such a result? "I came up with the second line of Xiao Shizi's couplet. According to the rules, you have to accept me. You are not trustworthy!"
"It was this little bastard who harmed me, why are you helping him?"
"I don't agree!"
He seemed to be completely crazy.
Amid the noise, his gaze swept across the people watching the excitement below, his eyes suddenly fixed, and a storm suddenly arose in his eyes.
He suddenly broke free from the guards and rushed towards the crowd with red eyes, scaring the people around him to retreat.
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