Zongman! Solve all your worries with a vest

Brain storage (?˙▽˙?)

Mine Clearance

“Fuck! Kill me! What the hell are you doing?”

On the familiar green screen, there is chaos, heroes are fighting each other, and their skills are dazzling.

Su Xingai was so angry that he vomited blood, looking at the avatars of his teammates that had all turned gray on the screen.

On the dormitory bed, crawling in the dark, face distorted, ah ah ah --

Oh my God, who can fix this broken mechanism? My teammates are so stubborn and rush forward blindly. Even when the retreat point is broken, they can't stop their diligent little feet.

Very good! Possessed by the spirit!

Su Xingai's resentment is as heavy as the ghost beside the Naihe Bridge.

He beat his chest and stamped his feet...after a burst of ghostly howling.

My eyes went dark for a while. Oh no, I used too much force. I'm not going to die suddenly...

Ahhhhh, her goal of becoming rich quickly has not yet been achieved!

...

The old-fashioned story is about to begin.

After an unfortunate death, a girl was blessed by the God of Luck and given a golden finger. Then she began to slap people in various worlds, abuse scumbags, hug people left and right, and enjoy a smooth life...

In fact.

Su Xingai: "Can you make me rich?"

System Lao Liu:??

Uh, it's an uncultured little system.

“rich me??”

Lao Liu was shockedΣ(?д?11)//

Looking at the human expression on the light screen, it felt a bit rude.

"Xiao Xi, you are a piece of shit. You don't know how hard it is to be a human being. I'm already dead, and you still want me to suffer as a human being?"

Su Xingai looked nonchalant, with the clarity in her eyes that is unique to college students.

Another rejection made Lao Liu feel a little hopeless. It was clearly programmed to be very excited to accept his invitation. What was wrong with this human?

Lao Liu flattered: "In any world you go to, you will be very rich, and you can see worlds you have never seen before!"

...

Lao Liu begged: "Go to various anime worlds, experience life, and enjoy the smoothness"

Su Xingai raised her eyebrows, feeling a little moved, but this was not enough...

not enough!!

"You want me to work for free? I won't do it. Besides, the anime world is mostly bloody and cruel. I won't do it, especially for someone like you who is always complaining about anime."

Lao Liu cried: "I will apply for a golden finger for you, don't run away, stand here obediently and don't move, I will buy you a golden finger"

The small system cannot beat the tricks in the human mind.

Su Xingai sighed with satisfaction. This brat was so easy to fool. She was already dead, but now she had another chance to travel through time. This was something she had always dreamed of when she was alive!

Zi--

The familiar sound of electricity, the Sichuan Opera face-changing, she turned back into the reluctant little girl with a face full of resistance.

"The boss gave me a King's vest role-playing gift pack, do you know what it is?"

Ahhhh--

The inner groundhog screams, shashasha.

"Oh, it's just a game. Do you want me to play the role of a character in it?"

Light and shadow filled the entire space, and countless figures appeared in front of Su Xingai.

The elegant and graceful Zhaojun, the rosy-faced Yuhuan, the hot-tempered eldest daughter...

[宿主同意与系统老六进行绑定，加载中1%2%3%4%5%.....95%......100%]

"Binding successful, system Laoliu is dedicated to serving you

There is no need to be so strict.

The mechanical sound stopped, and Su Xingai felt inexplicably dizzy, in a physical sense.

"Let me make it clear in advance that I prefer to play badly. If it gets too difficult, I will go on strike."

Lao Liu pretended not to hear and assigned tasks on his own.

"Because some characters in various anime worlds are too popular and have bad endings, the Space-Time Administration has selected lucky guests to improve the characteristics of the characters. Please be prepared, host."

There was silence for a while.

Su Xingai said, "The game has a beginner's guide, do you have one?"

..

Endless silence.

Lao Liu touched his head and thought that since it was just a panel, he couldn’t perform such advanced movements.

“I don’t understand, I’m a newbie too.”

Cambridge...is the silence tonight.

Well, there's nothing we can do about it.

Be content with what you have. It's amazing enough to be alive.

……

Simple, plain, unpretentious oversized turntable...

boom--

"Ahem... What the hell, you guys are exaggerating, this is so fake"

The moment the turntable fell, countless dust was stirred up in the space. Su Xingai attacked crazily, the king of big talk, and applied to fight!

Lao Liu was very embarrassed. After all, it was his own work environment and hardware. It was embarrassing to be disliked by others.

"Is it like the lottery wheel in the supermarket? I just turn it and draw the one I point to?"

Su Xingai rubbed his chin.

Lao Liu: "Wow~ Host, you are so awesome and smart"

??·??·??*?? ??

"It's just so-so." Su Xingai almost laughed. This was really a system that had just come out of a big factory.

IQ is worrying.

Taking a deep breath, he looked at the turntable with a determined gaze. The edge was sloppily mosaiced...