Siheyuan: Qin Huairu relies on me

Zhao Xiyan carefully observed everyone's expressions. When he mentioned the issue of "who owns the toilet", Chen Chunyan's body obviously stiffened.

But he was soon calmed down by Liu Guangqi.

Is there something wrong with this toilet?

Zhao Xiyan was thinking about it.

Suddenly Xu Damao rushed back from the backyard and knocked Yan Bugui to the ground.

"Yan Laoxi, you old beast..."

vomit!

Yan Bugui retched for a while, then shouted, "Help! Take this lunatic away!"

"Mad? I'll bite you to death."

Xu Damao opened his mouth and bit his shoulder.

The stench made Yan Laoxi vomit in the end.

"Ah ah ah..."

Xu Damao screamed immediately.

He placed his hands less than ten centimeters away from his face, but he still didn't dare to touch the vomit.

"Fuck."

After everyone cursed, they immediately vomited into a ball.

"Captain Chen, let's just forget it. There's no way to investigate this matter." Zhao Xiyan said with a wry smile.

"Forget it? Grandma..."

Sha Zhu rushed over and saw the half-dead Yan Bugui.

He kicked the door of his house open.

Then he and Jia Dongxu picked up the toilet and threw feces at him.

"What a beast, what a beast..."

Yan Bugui, who was sitting on the ground, slapped the ground frantically.

Yan Jiefang was a tough guy and rushed forward to stop them.

But he was hugged by Shazhu, and Jia Dongxu directly put the toilet on his head.

"what……"

A scream pierced the night sky.

Damn, that's too brutal.

Zhao Xiyan took several steps back in fear and hid behind Captain Chen.

A mop covered in shit is invincible.

What's more, what about Sha Zhu and Jia Dongxu, two top masters, joining the game?

True.

You can beat them to death.

But the damage to the soul is irreparable.

When Sha Zhu and Jia Dongxu turned around, almost everyone took a step back in horror.

"Zhao Xiyan..."

Xu Damao suddenly called out a name.

"Fuck."

Zhao Xiyan was immediately shocked, "Brother, this has nothing to do with me."

"Zhao Xiyan, one on one." Sha Zhu said angrily.

"I was wrong, I was wrong."

Zhao Xiyan put his hands together, bowed, and kowtowed.

“It’s okay even if you’re wrong.”

Jia Dongxu sneered, "Zhao Xiyan, aren't you capable? Let's fight... I'll let you kill me today."

"Fuck."

Zhao Xiyan was so frightened that his legs went limp.

Not to mention being knocked to the ground by Jia Dongxu, even being touched by him would be a lifelong shadow.

"Zhao Xiyan, what do you say?" Xu Damao sneered.

"I... I was wrong, three brothers. I, Zhao Xiyan, am nothing. Please let me go." Zhao Xiyan said sincerely.

"The shout sounds nice..." Xu Damao said with a squint.

"Master Xu."

Zhao Xiyan called out with lowered eyebrows and a pleasing look.

"And me?"

Jia Dongxu and Sha Zhu took a step forward together.

Captain Chen, the veteran police officer, was so frightened that he turned pale and subconsciously put his hands in his pockets.

If he comes any closer, he's really going to draw his gun.

"Master Jia, Master He..."

Zhao Xiyan shouted twice hurriedly.

"If you dare to be so arrogant again, I'll push you into the shit pit." Xu Damao sneered.

"Oh, I won't dare to do that again. Never again."

Zhao Xiyan immediately lowered his head.

Phew!

Qin Huairu immediately laughed.

Thinking back to those days, Zhao Xiyan was so majestic in the yard.

But I never expected that there would be a day when I would have to humble myself and serve as a subordinate.

"Okay, stop making trouble."

Captain Chen said in a deep voice, "Is Yan Bugui's name written on the toilet?"

"Can this be false?"

Sha Zhu took off the toilet that was on Yan Jiefang's head.

Yan Jiefang immediately collapsed to the ground with lifeless eyes. Although he was not dead, he was socially dead.

The big word "Yan" on the toilet scared everyone.

"No... Master He, let me interrupt you." Zhao Xiyan said carefully, "Are these three toilets from Master Three's house?"

"Aren't all three toilets his?" Xu Damao gritted his teeth and said, "Yan Laoxi... you are really cruel."

After saying that, he kicked the paralyzed Yan Bugui.

Yan Bugui finally woke up from his dream and burst into tears, "Who is this bastard who even stole the toilet... Our toilet is placed at the door."

"what?"

Everyone was stunned.

"Go on, keep making it up..." Jia Dongxu sneered.

"Fuck, that's not me."

Yan Bugui burst into tears, "I, Yan Bugui, swear to heaven, if I did this, all three of my sons will be born without anus..."

"dad."

Yan Jiecheng and Yan Jiekuang both looked at him with dissatisfaction.

Even Yan Jiefang, who had been socially dead, came back to life.

This old guy, why doesn’t he swear on himself?

"Old Yan, this is not right."

Zhao Xiyan said hypocritically, "If you want to swear, why not swear on yourself? Yan Jiecheng didn't recruit you."

"Okay, okay, if I did this, I'd give birth to a son without an anus, okay?" Yan Bugui wiped away his tears.

"That's pretty much it."

The three heroes of the Yan family were very satisfied.

"idiot."

Xu Damao curled his lips and said, "If it was really done by Yan Bugui, all three of you would be dead..."

"Well."

Yan Jiecheng and others were slightly stunned, and then looked at Zhao Xiyan with resentment.

The beast is playing tricks on them again.

"Xiao Zhao, do you have any other clues?" Captain Chen asked seriously.

"Everyone in our yard was splashed with dung balls? At the same time?"

Zhao Xiyan took out a cigarette, handed one to Captain Chen, and then stuffed the cigarette into Liu Guangfu, who was closest to him, and motioned for him to pass it out.

"Yes, at the same time."

Captain Chen said seriously, "If it wasn't at the same time, then everyone couldn't be splashed with feces, right?"

"Where is the old lady in the backyard?" Zhao Xiyan asked.

"Zhao Xiyan, are you a beast?" Yi Zhonghai said angrily, "The old lady has always been kind to others... Who else would bully her except you?"

"I'm just asking, why are you so excited?" Zhao Xiyan pouted and pointed at the yard. "There are so many households in our yard. If we want to leave no one behind, at least three people must work together. There is only one route, either start from the backyard or the front yard."

"They ran and threw dung balls at each house, and finally hid in their homes. Just now, Xu Damao..."

"Ok?"

Xu Damao stared and took a step forward.

"Master Xu, Master Xu."

Zhao Xiyan said hurriedly, "From what Master Xu saw just now, this is most likely done in the backyard. There are so many people in the backyard, and they were able to do it without anyone noticing..."

brush!

Everyone looked at Liu Haizhong's family.

"Zhao Xiyan, your analysis makes sense." Liu Guangqi said disdainfully, "But my house was also thrown dung balls... What are you going to do about it? I can't just throw dung balls at myself, right?"

"Well."

Everyone was stunned.

That's true. It's one thing to mess with others, but throwing dung balls into your own house is something no one would do.

It's okay to kill one thousand enemies and lose eight hundred of your own.

This means killing one thousand enemies and losing one thousand of your own.

Isn't there something wrong with your brain?