Siheyuan: Qin Huairu relies on me
Chapter 39 Captain Chen tells us that fighting is not good
"This has nothing to do with you. What questions do you have?" Liu Haizhong sneered.
"That means I can't talk in the yard, right?" Zhao Xiyan stood up and said with a smile, "Okay... Then don't call me for meetings in the yard from now on."
After saying that, he took Qin Huairu and prepared to go back to the house.
Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong looked at each other, both feeling a little conflicted.
If Zhao Xiyan does not participate in the affairs of the courtyard, then when it comes time to contribute money and effort in the future, wouldn't there be one less scapegoat?
"Zhao Xiyan, wait a minute..."
Yan Bugui suddenly called out to Zhao Xiyan, "Uncle No. 1, Uncle No. 2... Zhao Xiyan is a member of the courtyard, he has the right to speak."
His ideas are somewhat different from those of Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong.
If Zhao Xiyan didn't come to the meeting, how could he find an opportunity to deal with him?
"Okay, Zhao Xiyan, go ahead." Yi Zhonghai said helplessly.
"I think your distribution is totally unfair." Zhao Xiyan said righteously.
"Why is it unfair?" Yi Zhonghai said unhappily.
"You said you should start from the backyard, but you ignored the second uncle's family and put Xu Damao and Jia Dongxu from the middle yard in front."
Zhao Xiyan lit a cigarette and said, "You say you respect the old and love the young, but you gave some to the old lady and didn't give any to the third uncle. Doesn't that mean you can divide it however you want?"
Yan Bugui and Liu Haizhong also felt that something was wrong when they thought about it.
Especially Liu Haizhong, he is a resident of the backyard, why was he ignored?
"Nonsense, I distributed it in a clockwise direction." Yi Zhonghai said with a little guilt.
"Let's distribute it clockwise as you said, but this distribution is totally unreasonable. Why don't you start from the front yard?" Zhao Xiyan's words immediately aroused dissatisfaction among many people.
"Yes, why should we start dividing from the backyard?"
"It would be fine to give it to the deaf old lady first, but why give it to Xu Damao?"
"And Jia Dongxu, he's from the Intermediate Court."
……
As the discussions grew louder, Yi Zhonghai couldn't hold it in any longer.
"Zhao Xiyan, don't be so easy-going. If you think it's unfair, then think of a fairer way..."
"Okay."
Zhao Xiyan walked into Yan Bugui's garden, took a bamboo pole from the bamboo broom, broke it and held it tightly in his palm.
"Xiao Zhao, do you mean drawing lots?" Liu Guangqi asked uncertainly.
"Yes, draw lots."
Zhao Xiyan chuckled and said, "The bamboo sticks in my hand are not all the same length. You can draw them yourselves... The shortest goes last, and the longest goes first. Is this a fair method?"
"Fair, this is the fairest."
Everyone shouted instantly.
They are not stupid, so how could they not know that there is something fishy about Yi Zhonghai's allocation?
But since he was the one in charge, they couldn't say anything and could only accept it.
Yi Zhonghai originally wanted to say something, but when he saw that Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui both agreed, he could only swallow his words back.
"Third uncle, you are the only scholar in the whole courtyard. You are highly respected. How about you come to draw lots?" Zhao Xiyan said with a smile.
"Cough cough cough..."
Yan Bugui, who was originally gritting his teeth in hatred, immediately straightened his chest and said with a little reserve, "Xiao Zhao, you are not very good at speaking, but you are quite accurate in judging people."
what.
Everyone looked at him with disgust.
When Zhao Xiyan called you a "four-eyed frog" just now, you wanted to eat him.
Now that I have said something nice to you, your expression changes immediately.
"Uncle, you are the only scholar in our yard. People who read books of sages naturally have noble morals, right?" Zhao Xiyan complimented.
"You still need to read those sage books."
Yan Bugui began to put on airs, "As the saying goes, a distant relative is not as good as a close neighbor. Now that your parents are gone, you must build a good relationship with the elders in the courtyard."
"Third uncle is right." Zhao Xiyan said respectfully.
"That's right, I..."
"Uncle, I think you're almost there."
Sha Zhu asked impatiently, "Are we going to draw lots or not?"
"Here, this is the uneducated ruffian."
Yan Bugui looked at Sha Zhu with disdain, then took the bamboo stick from Zhao Xiyan and said, "Come on, everyone, draw lots."
"I'll go first."
The deaf old lady stood up first.
But Xu Damao was faster and took away a bamboo stick first.
Liu Guangqi was not to be outdone and took one.
But when Liu Guangfu wanted to draw, Yan Bugui slapped his hand away.
“Only one person can come from each household…”
"Get out of the way, I'll take the smack."
The deaf old lady came over.
But everyone pretended not to hear and ran away after being beaten.
"They are all a bunch of beasts, beasts..."
The deaf old lady stamped her feet in anger.
Xu Damao looked at the bamboo stick in his hand and his eyes rolled.
After glancing at the people who were smoking, he quietly slipped towards Yan Bugui's garden.
Zhao Xiyan immediately pulled on the corner of Sha Zhu's clothes.
"What are you doing?" Sha Zhu asked impatiently.
"Xu Damao is cheating..."
After Zhao Xiyan finished speaking, he ran to the side.
"Cheating?"
Sha Zhu was slightly startled, and saw Xu Damao folding bamboo sticks. He couldn't help but yelled, "Xu Damao, what the hell are you doing?"
brush!
Everyone looked over there.
"How dare you, Xu Damao, cheat?" Yan Bugui yelled, "Beat him hard..."
Snapped!
Jia Dongxu slapped Xu Damao to the ground and then yelled, "Hold him up..."
Sha Zhu and Liu Guangqi immediately held down Xu Damao's hands.
Jia Dongxu took off his shoes and was about to hit him, but as soon as he raised his hand, someone pulled it back.
"Zhao Xiyan, do you want to help him?" Sha Zhu said with a bad look.
"That's not the case. I just suddenly remembered that Captain Chen told us not to fight." Zhao Xiyan sighed.
Sha Zhu and Jia Dongxu looked at him as if they had seen a ghost. Were they hit by a dog with those two sticks just now?
"Zhao Xiyan, stop pretending to be a good guy here." Liu Guangqi sneered, "This kid dared to cheat. If I don't beat him up today, it won't be enough to appease the public anger..."
"it is good."
The young people in the yard immediately applauded.
"What I mean is, beating him is not a good idea. You can try other methods." Zhao Xiyan said earnestly.
"any solution?"
Sha Zhu immediately became interested.
Although he hated Zhao Xiyan deeply, he had to admit that this kid had a lot of damn ideas.
"For example... Jia Dongxu puts the shoe under his nose and lets him smell it. Isn't that much better than beating him?"
Zhao Xiyan glanced at Jia Dongxu's black toes and took a step back.
He just walked to Jia Dongxu and his eyes couldn't see clearly. The smell was really irritating to the eyes.
“That’s a good idea.”
Jia Dongxu's eyes suddenly lit up.
There was always a bad smell in his house, and he thought a mouse had died. After searching for a long time, he finally found that it was his shoes.
So he never brings his shoes indoors, otherwise he can't stand the smell.
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