Surprise! Mrs. Xie is setting up a fortune-telling stall on a tricycle again

[Who is it? Can you stop keeping us in suspense? Are you happy to be stuck here on purpose? Do you care about the feelings of us who are watching? ]

[Oh, sorry, my finger just slipped. I didn't mean to keep you in suspense. Actually, you should be able to guess that when Xie Jiutangla was sixteen years old, he was doing survival training in the wild. As a result, he lost contact with the troops and then encountered three wild boars, all of which were adult wild boars, two of which were boars and one was a sow. The two males were still in estrus and were competing for a mate. When he met him, he vented all his anger on him. ]

[Damn, it was so dangerous. Was he seriously injured at that time? ]

[A scraped arm, a broken leg, and a long scratch on the back, but no life-threatening injuries.]

[Oh my god, so strong? Do all the bosses nowadays have to be good at both literature and martial arts? ]

[Don't you think about it? The Xie family is a big family with hundreds of years of history. They trained like this in ancient times. They just preserved the tradition very well. Xie Jiutang was chosen to be the heir when he was born. He must have worked harder and learned more than other people of the same age. ]

[Give me this much money and opportunity, and I am willing to work this hard. ]

[Haha, you are lying on the bed like a salted fish, what are you talking about? If I give you a chance, you will just run away. People with great self-discipline can stick to self-discipline in any environment, while people without self-discipline will only want to run away at any time.]

……

Xie Rongan was still trying hard to speak well of his Uncle Jiu, and the more he spoke, the more he felt like a matchmaker.

Trying hard to sell the people you have.

The male college student took the initiative to make way for him and said, "Master Jiu, why don't you give it a try? We are counting on this pig to fill our stomachs tonight. Let me help you. I am afraid that if I don't do it well, I won't be able to satisfy everyone's appetite in a while."

Xie Jiutang glanced at Jiang Cha first.

Xie Rongan immediately said when he got the chance, "When my uncle was sixteen, he defeated three wild boars by himself. When the rescuers found him, he was still roasting the wild boars. The reason they found him at that time was because when my uncle was roasting the wild boars in the jungle, thick smoke rose up and was seen by a helicopter, so they accurately located my uncle."

Ji Mu listened very carefully and asked immediately: "Did you make fire by drilling wood together?"

Xie Rongan: "Drilling wood to make fire is not ugly. It is just a basic teaching project for our training camp. But my uncle brought a lighter with him."

Ji Mu was completely immersed in this thrilling story, and asked questions quickly, "Why didn't Jiu Ye just light a fire and ask for help?"

"That's because..." Xie Rongan glanced at Xie Jiutang, and seeing that he didn't stop him from talking, he continued, "That's because Uncle Jiu didn't think he was lost at the time. The only people who thought he was lost and needed rescue were the people in our base, as well as my grandfather and my grandfather."

Ji Mu widened his eyes in surprise and said, "How amazing! How powerful! I wish I could be that powerful."

While Xie Rongan was speaking, he did not forget to secretly glance at Jiang Cha's reaction.

The expression on the Jiang Cha sculpture is very serious, as if he has entered a state of being oblivious to everything outside.

Xie Rongan was a little depressed and thought that she had not done a good job as a matchmaker.

However, what he didn't know was that for Jiang Cha, multitasking was as easy as breathing. Not only did she listen carefully to what Xie Rongan said, but she also noticed that Xie Jiutang sat next to the grill and started turning the roasted pig.

As expected of someone who has roasted a pig before, his movements are indeed more skillful than those of the male college student.

Xie Matchmaker's unyielding nature was aroused.

He deliberately sat next to Xie Jiutang, raised his voice, and said, "Uncle Jiu is so awesome. Is the roasted pig almost done? It smells so good."

When he sat down, he deliberately tilted his body and bumped into Xie Jiutang directly.

Xie Rongan's plan was to bump into Xie Jiutang and have him accidentally get his hands burned by the fire or the roasted pig.

Then attract the attention of ginger tea.

As a result, he overestimated himself and underestimated Jiu Ye.

This collision couldn't shake Xie Jiutang at all.

Xie Rongan was depressed for a moment, then immediately began to act, holding Xie Jiutang's hand and deliberately shouting loudly, "Oh my God, Uncle Jiu, is your hand burned?"

Everyone looked over.

Are you burned?

Xie Rongan deliberately blocked other people's sight and rubbed Xie Jiutang's wrist hard with his thumb to create a visual effect of being scalded.

"Oh my god, oh my god, it's so red, will it blister soon? What should I do?"

Xie Rongan's tone was very exaggerated.

But Jiang Cha still put down the carving knife and walked over.

Xie Rongan thought that he had fooled Jiang Cha with his superb acting skills and was about to excitedly ask for a reward.

Jiang Cha pulled the military knife from the beautiful legs and slashed the wild boar several times.

Then he cut off a piece of meat neatly, blew on it a few times, brought it to his mouth and tasted it, "It's almost cooked."

Xie Rongan: ???

The job of a matchmaker is really hard.

He wasted so much saliva in vain.

Barrage--

[Hahahahahaha, I am dying of laughter. Actor Xie is such a funny guy.]

[The way he looked just now was exactly like the matchmaker in our village when she was working.]

[Those who don’t know would think Xie Jiutang is a hot potato that needs to be dealt with quickly.]

[In order to attract the attention of my sister Cha, Xie Rongan really tried his best. ]

[It turns out that Xie Rongan is the main fan of the CP of Brown Sugar Ginger Tea. ]

[I support the same couple as actor Xie. If we round it off, actor Xie and I are a couple.]

[Your math is so good that the physical education teacher would cry after hearing it. ]

[Tea wife is popular, I cry. 】

[You guys call me Tea Wife, I'm a little nervous, afraid that administrator 001 will come out and block the account, hahahaha, suddenly I remembered that this is not my wife's personal live broadcast. ]

[Is zero-sugar tea really a thing of the past? Although brown sugar ginger tea is sweet, zero-sugar tea is also delicious and makes your palms and backs of your hands tender. ]

Xie Jiutang stretched out his hand and said, "Use the knife."

As if he did it on purpose, he stretched out his hand which had been rubbed red by Xie Rongan but looked like it had really been burned.

It just happened to expose the red area perfectly under Jiang Cha's eyes.

The fixed live broadcast camera failed to switch to a close-up as desired, causing CP fans to miss this super sweet moment.

Jiang Cha handed over the military knife.

This knife is not only made of hard material that bullets cannot penetrate, but the blade is also extremely sharp and can cut through iron like mud.

There is only one in the world.

Xie Jiutang took the knife, and before Jiang Cha looked away, he quickly showed off his skills.

The knife turned three hundred and six, three hundred and six, three hundred and six in his palm, and the speed was getting faster and faster.

Very flexible.

Others were amazed by this.

But Xie Jiutang only cares about Jiang Cha's reaction——