Surprise! Mrs. Xie is setting up a fortune-telling stall on a tricycle again
Chapter 302 I Seem to Have Found True Love
Xiao Hei struggled and moved around.
Zhang Yu had a stomachache, and he rolled around on the ground covered with fallen leaves, holding his stomach.
As they rolled, they fell into the bottom of a pit.
That pit is a trap.
After falling from a height of about two stories, Zhang Yu's body hit the wall of the rock, and Xiao Hei was thrown out of her stomach.
Xiao Hei's body spun 360 degrees in the air, spinning and spinning, then hit a big rock on the ground and fell to the ground dizzy.
The noise they made scared the poisonous insects in the cave, so they came out of the eyes, mouths and nostrils of the skulls.
They were all black poisonous scorpions.
They come in all sizes, and when they crawl out in dense crowds, they can make people with trypophobia faint on the spot.
There was a young poisonous scorpion that curiously crawled to Xiao Hei, crawled around Xiao Hei, then opened its mouth and bit Xiao Hei's tail.
The next second, the highly poisonous scorpion died from the poison.
In just a moment, its whole body became stiff and dead.
Xiao Hei only felt the tip of his tail being tickled. He rubbed it on the ground, then raised his head and glanced at Zhang Yu who fell on the other side.
Zhang Yu is a little worse off than him.
When he fell, his body smashed into the bones of his hand.
From a distance, it looked as if its abdomen was pierced by human hand bones.
In fact, it did penetrate through.
Zhang Yu got up and turned into a human.
It looked down at the hand bone on its stomach, reached out and clasped its fingers with the hand bone, then slowly pulled it out with force.
[I think I found true love.] Zhang Yu suddenly spoke to Xiao Hei.
Xiao Hei looked at it in confusion, tilting his head.
He saw that Zhang Yu was still holding the long hand bone.
Xiao Hei drifted and slid on the ground, and finally hung on Zhang Yu's shoulder. He tried to stretch out the tip of his tail, wanting to touch the hand bone where Zhang Yu's fingers were clasped together, but he overestimated the length of his body and his stomach was tense, and he still fell short.
Finally, Xiao Hei had no choice but to slide down from Zhang Yu's shoulder, wrap around Zhang Yu's wrist, and tap the hand bone.
"Hiss~hiss~" Is your true love this hand bone?
Are you sick?
Zhang Yu raised his hand bone, looking serious.
[I heard that in the human culture of holding hands, only true love will hold hands tightly. ]
It shook the hand bone that was clasped with its own fingers.
[Look, it's holding my hand all the time, and I can't get rid of it. ]
Xiao Hei: "..."
Xiao Hei wrapped the tip of his tail around the hand bone and tried to pull it off, but the hand was holding it tighter than he thought.
Xiao Hei even suspected at one point that Zhang Yu was reluctant to let go and was going crazy wanting true love.
"Hiss~" Xiao Hei spit out his tongue at Zhang Yu.
Zhang Yu is innocent.
[I didn't use any force, it was the one that held me.]
Xiao Hei began to try to exert force again.
After a while, the skeletons on the ground suddenly moved.
The scattered skeletons, unable to tell whose was whose, sat up.
I began to find my own hands and feet, trying hard to piece myself together into a human being.
Xiao Hei was so stunned that he forgot to use any strength.
Until a human skeleton with a missing hand bone came over and said politely to Xiao Hei and Zhang Yu, "Excuse me, what you are holding seems to be my hand, can you give it back to me?"
Xiaohei:?
Zhang Yu: ? ?
Fuck, what the hell.
The humanoid skeleton politely extended his other right hand and said, "Hello, my name is Shangguan Wudi. You can call me Shangguan, Wudi, or Xiaowu."
After being stunned for a while, Zhang Yu stretched out the hand with the clasped fingers.
[Sorry, please take it away. I can’t pull it off. ]
The humanoid skeleton stretched out his other right hand and pulled hard for a long time, but still couldn't remove the hand bone.
It was a little frustrated and said, "I forgot that I am left-handed."
Xiao Hei: “Hiss~” Let’s go back and ask Xiao Cha Cha for help. She must have a way.
Zhang Yu can communicate with the human skeleton without any obstacles.
[Come with me, I will take you to find a powerful human for help. She will definitely find a way to return this hand bone to you.]
Humanoid Skeleton: "Okay."
In this way, Xiao Hei and Zhang Yuguai climbed out of the trap with a human skeleton and walked through the jungle towards the cave.
On the way, the humanoid skeleton picked up a gentleman's hat and put it on happily. If there was no mirror here, Xiao Hei suspected that he would want to turn around in front of the mirror to see if he looked good now.
When they arrived at the cave, Jiang Cha was still concentrating on carving the Guanyin.
No one disturbed her.
Ji Mu, the male college student, and Xie Rongan were playing a stone-throwing game. The game was a children's game suggested by Ji Mu, but in times like this when there were no mobile phones or internet, they could play together to kill time.
Halfway through the game, Xie Rongan felt the urge to pee and had to go out to find a place to pee.
As a result, as soon as he reached the door, he bumped face to face with the human skeleton.
"Ah——" Xie Rongan's screams echoed throughout the entire island.
He was so scared that he peed himself back and ran back crawling.
Shangguan Wudi raised his only remaining hand, touched his hat, and said sadly: "Am I ugly now?"
Zhang Yu ran over and patted his shoulder to comfort him.
[I don’t think it’s ugly, it’s really cool. ]
Shangguan Wudi was comforted, as if he and Zhang Yu had known each other for a long time. He bent down and gave Zhang Yu a big hug, "Thank you, my friend, you are such a tasteful... creature."
Zhang Yu was so excited that a tentacle emerged from his tail vertebrae and began to shake as flexibly as a tail.
Xiao Hei followed behind and felt like he was looking at two idiots.
Xie Rongan ran back into the cave, shouting as he ran.
“Ahhh, ghost—”
The audience still watching the live broadcast: ???
【? ? ? ? 】
[Was that the voice of Mr. Xie just now? Didn’t he say he was going out to pee? ]
[Oh my god, did I run into a ghost when I went out? ]
[That's impossible. Maybe it's just the darkness that's causing my vision to blur.]
【Listening to this scream, actor Xie must have been very scared. I hope he doesn’t wet his pants, otherwise he will be laughed at when he grows old. 】
[Hahahaha, so wicked, but I like it. ]
Actor Xie rushed back with a dusty face, his goal was clear, he went straight to hide behind Jiang Cha, "Dad Cha, save me."
Jiang Cha was still carving the wood calmly, without even raising his eyelids.
Although Actor Xie has ridden in a car with a ghost, he is still very afraid of ghosts.
Especially ghosts you don’t recognize.
Especially ghosts that only have bones.
Even scarier.
Jiang Cha was carefully carving the body of Guanyin, and only after he had finished the details that the tip of the knife touched, did he slowly raise his head and glance at Xie Rongan.
"Xiao Hei is back."
Xie Rongan thought Jiang Cha was asking him, so he quickly shook his head and said, "It's not Xiao Hei."
The one who came back was not Xiao Hei, but a ghost.
Xie Rongan wanted to say something, but then he remembered that there was a live camera here, so he could only keep winking at Jiang Cha.
Jiang Cha glanced at him and said, "Are your eyes damaged?"
As he said this, he put his hand over his shoulder to take his pulse.
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