Surprise! Mrs. Xie is setting up a fortune-telling stall on a tricycle again
Chapter 45: When your mother gave birth to you, did she forget to equip you with the complete brain
Jiang Xitong's eyes widened, "Why are you here again?"
She met Jiang Cha wherever she went. When she thought that her good luck had become extremely unstable because of Jiang Cha's resurrection, she got angry and wanted to kill Jiang Cha on the spot.
But killing is against the law, so I can't do it myself.
She endured it and let her grandfather continue looking for someone.
Last time, those two losers were on the local weird news list because they stabbed each other. Luckily they distanced themselves from the relationship with their families, otherwise they would have been so embarrassed.
Jiang Xitong secretly felt that he was very patient and would definitely be someone who could accomplish great things in the future.
She raised her chest proudly and glared at Jiang Cha, "This is a follower as stupid as a pig, and I give it to you as a reward."
Jiang Cha smiled, "When your mother gave birth to you, did she forget to equip you with all the brain parts?"
Jiang Xitong realized that she was saying that he had a problem with his brain, and shouted angrily: "You are the one with a problem in your brain, and your whole family has a problem in their brains."
Jiang Cha smiled even more happily, "Yes, my whole family is sick, and my household registration is still in your Jiang family."
Jiang Xitong's face turned pale and green after being hit by the boomerang.
Xia Zhuxue covered her mouth and bent over with laughter, "Hahahaha."
Jiang Xitong became even angrier, his face turned red, and he was about to start scolding.
The words were almost on the tip of my tongue when someone came over.
Jiang Xitong saw from the corner of her eye that the other person was Song Yunlan, the second young master of the Song family. She immediately suppressed her anger and took the opportunity to tidy up her makeup and clothes.
His face instantly turned happy and he went to meet him.
Xia Zhuxue: "Damn, why didn't I know she could change her face so quickly before? This is amazing. It would be a waste of talent if I don't practice Peking Opera face changing."
Jiang Xitong didn't know what she said to Song Yunlan, and the two of them walked away talking and laughing.
Xia Zhuxue stared blankly, forgetting to close her mouth for a long time, "Jiang Xitong likes Song Yunlan?"
Jiang Cha took the opportunity to take a look at the Feng Shui layout of the house and said lightly: "I don't like it."
Xia Zhuxue: "Then what is she doing?"
Jiang Cha walked out and said, "Raising fish."
Xia Zhuxue quickly followed, "What do you mean? Does she want to be the King of the Sea?"
Jiang Cha took a bunch of fresh grapes from the dining area, bit one, and then gently shook his index finger and asked, "Do you know what kind of person is most likely to become a sea king?"
Xia Zhuxue thought seriously for a moment, "Scumbag?"
Jiang Cha shook his head, "No."
Xia Zhuxue frowned and continued to think, "Scumbag?"
Jiang Cha looked at her with disdain, "Is there a difference between a scumbag man and a scumbag woman?"
"Maybe not."
Jiang Cha finished the grapes in no time, then picked up a sweet yellow peach and took a bite. It was crispy and sweet. It turned out to be the right decision to come here without having dinner.
The fruits here are fresh, the cakes are delicious, and the other food options are also good.
Jiang Cha glanced at Xia Zhuxue, feeling that she really couldn't answer, and said, "She is a heartthrob. Jiang Xitong wants to be a heartthrob. She thinks that having more men around her who like her can show her charm."
Of course there is another reason. The higher her charm score is, the more stable her fate will be.
Xia Zhuxue sneered, "Just her? Is she worthy? If it were you, you would be almost the same."
Jiang Cha didn't continue.
Jiang Xitong now has her lucky destiny. If she hadn't faked her death, Jiang Xitong would have relied on her destiny to become a heartthrob, the most popular actress in the entertainment industry, the darling of bigwigs from all walks of life, and the object of envy of women all over the world.
But now she's back.
Seeing that Jiang Cha didn't want to continue the conversation, Xia Zhuxue changed the subject and asked, "You haven't told me why you want me to attend the Jiang family's dance party."
"We'll talk later. Eat first."
Jiang Cha took another piece of cat pudding and shook it, duang~duang~duang.
A man and a woman came over.
The girl picked up the cat pudding and covered her mouth pretentiously, "Ah, so cute, it's so cute that I can't bear to eat it."
Pick up the ginger tea, drink it in one sip, and finish the whole plate.
The girl's face turned green with anger.
Jiang Cha licked his lips and said, "Food is to be eaten, and flowers carved into them are also to be eaten."
She ate half her fill in the dessert and fruit section, then called Xia Zhuxue and left.
The woman stamped her feet hard behind her. Just as she was about to call Jiang Cha, her male companion pulled her arm and said, "Are you crazy? Do you want to pick a fight with her? Do you know who she came here with? It's Xie Jiuye, the head of the Xie family. If you want to die, go and provoke her. But before you go, let's break up first."
The woman's face turned pale with anger, "You!"
……
Xia Zhuxue asked: "Where are we going now?"
Ginger Tea: "Find someone."
Xia Zhuxue asked in confusion: "Who are you looking for?"
Jiang Cha walked half a circle around the dance hall and finally found the person he was looking for in the outfield.
A handsome man wearing glasses looks gentle and elegant.
He was squatting under the flower bed, feeding a stray cat that had accidentally entered.
Jiang Cha raised her chin forward, "In front, your future husband."
When Xia Zhuxue heard this description, her face turned red. She was shy for a long time, then slowly turned her head and saw a short and fat man with a garlic nose, small eyes and thick lips.
He looked maybe only 1.5 meters tall. He jumped up and hit her knee.
Xia Zhuxue's face turned green, and she was about to cry, "Fuck, Jiang Cha, is my soulmate really like this? Can I choose to live alone for the rest of my life?"
Jiang Cha held his forehead in his hand speechlessly, "It's not that one. The one that went into the flower bed and caught the cat is the one."
As soon as he finished speaking, the man who had caught the little wild cat from the flower bed came out, still holding the little wild cat carefully in his arms.
He planned to take the little wild cat outside to roam freely to avoid being violently driven away by the staff or security guards here, which would endanger the cat's health.
Jiang Cha pushed Xia Zhuxue forward, then turned around quickly.
Xia Zhuxue staggered and almost fell in front of Song Yunchen.
Song Yunchen noticed her and walked forward, "Miss, are you okay?"
Xia Zhuxue looked at the man's face and her face turned red.
I was going crazy inside.
Wow, so handsome.
How can he be so handsome?
He is much more handsome than Song Yunlan. How can I resist such a handsome guy? Getting married? When will we get married? Can I go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the marriage certificate now?
Xia Zhuxue's heart was in turmoil, her face was red as blood, she stammered for a long time and didn't know what to say, then suddenly pointed at the little wild cat in Song Yunchen's arms and said, "Your cat is so cute, do you want to sell it?"
Xia Zhuxue: ???
Fuck!
Xia Zhuxue, what the hell are you talking about?
Is this the first thing you say to your future husband?
While Xia Zhuxue's head was buzzing, Song Yunchen smiled gently, his smile was particularly gentle, and said: "Do you like this kitten? Do you want to keep it? It doesn't have an owner yet. If you are willing to adopt it, that would be great."
Xia Zhuxue nodded mechanically. She was now a little dizzy due to the other person's smile.
Raise it! You must raise it! Not to mention raising a cat, you can raise him too.
The more Xia Zhuxue looked at the other person's handsome face, the more satisfied she became.
Ah ah ah ah ah!
Jiang Cha introduced me to such a handsome husband.
I'll be her cow or horse in my next life. No! It's okay to be her cow or horse.
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