Surprise! Mrs. Xie is setting up a fortune-telling stall on a tricycle again
Chapter 52 Why is he still peeing his pants at this age?
The male ghost who was killed by objects thrown from high places while walking on the street, with a flower pot on his head, stared at Song Yunlan for a moment with a look of disgust, "Why is he still peeing his pants at such a big age? He is such a loser."
When he went out and saw a couple quarreling, the male ghost who was just passing by was accidentally stabbed by the angry man, with a knife stuck in his waist, "Tsk, tsk, tsk, I haven't wet my pants since I was three years old."
A mother and daughter were hit and killed by a drunk driver while crossing the road with their child. The ghost mother held the girl's hand tightly and said, "Dear, don't learn from him."
A bunch of ghosts were shouting at the same time.
The mother and daughter who were hit by the car had half of their bodies missing, and the girl's intestines fell to the ground, trailing long.
Song Yunlan looked at these scenes, breathing heavily, his head full of cold sweat.
He finally remembered the Buddhist beads on his wrist, and quickly raised his hand with the beads in an attempt to drive away the ghost.
The result was that it attracted more ghosts to come closer.
"Why do I smell such a delicious smell? Who is eating barbecue here secretly?" A young male ghost crawled out from the ceiling, with only his head exposed. The scalp on his head was gone, and his brain, which looked like a walnut kernel, was particularly scary. "Fuck, it smells like urine."
An old man with a clean appearance, wearing a mental hospital gown, came over and slapped Song Yunlan.
"Snapped!"
Song Yunlan's face tilted away.
The old man looked at his hand, suddenly laughed, and hit Song Yunlan in the face again.
"I told you not to pee in your pants, but you still did. Isn't it troublesome to wash your pants? If I don't beat you, you won't learn your lesson." As he said that, he continued to slap Song Yunlan's face.
Song Yunlan wanted to hide, but there were ghosts everywhere and he had nowhere to hide.
"Ah-"
Song Yunlan continued to scream miserably.
Suddenly, groups of ghosts began to retreat, as if something more powerful appeared that frightened them.
They retreated as if frightened.
Not long after, a female ghost in a hospital dress appeared with a big belly.
She approached Song Yunlan step by step, and her expression gradually became hideous and distorted.
The female ghost grabbed Song Yunlan's neck and said, "Give me back my child, give me back my child."
Song Yunlan almost suffocated to death.
He even saw the god of death waving at him.
When he was about to die, the police discovered something, rushed over with the key, and opened the cell door.
The police have a sense of righteousness.
As he approached, the ghosts immediately scattered further away.
The police thought Song Yunlan was having a seizure and performed CPR on him first.
The female ghost reluctantly let go of her hand, and Song Yunlan breathed in fresh air. He finally came back to life, breathing heavily.
He grabbed the policeman's hand and said, "Don't, don't go. There is a ghost trying to kill me. Call my dad. No, call my grandpa. Come over here, quickly."
Mr. Song is here.
Arrived in ten minutes.
When he arrived, Song Yunlan was already half frightened to death, his lips were pale.
He seemed dazed and seemed to be in great fear.
Mr. Song left a lawyer to handle the formalities and soon redeemed Song Yunlan.
Old Master Song looked at Song Yunlan's unconscious appearance, realized something was wrong, and immediately called Master Mingjing.
After listening to Mr. Song's description, Master Mingjing said, "Look at the Buddhist beads on his wrist. Have the beads been moved?"
Old Master Song immediately grabbed Song Yunlan's hand and took off the Buddhist beads.
As soon as the Buddhist beads came into his hands, Mr. Song saw a different side of the world. The car they were sitting in was full of ghosts.
A ghost rushed up to Mr. Song and showed him its terrifying side.
Old Master Song remained calm. He grabbed the long string of Buddhist beads around his neck and smashed it directly at the ghost's face. The ghost's face suddenly began to burn. He covered his smoking face, screamed, and jumped out of the car and ran away.
Mr. Song sent someone to invite Master Mingjing down from the temple.
A few hours later, Master Mingjing arrived at the Song family's old house.
In the old house, Song Yunchen's spy reported the matter to Song Yunchen.
Song Yunchen told Jiang Cha immediately.
Jiang Cha pulled Xie Jiujian, Butler Lin, Xiao Hei and Shen Jingqi to play cards together.
Xiao Hei and Shen Jingqi are together.
Xie Jiujian sat at the top of the house drinking ginger tea.
Butler Lin has gradually become desensitized to Xiao Hei. Now when they sit at the same table together to play cards, he won’t get his hair stand on end in fear.
That is, it was the first time in his life that he played cards with a snake.
"Pair of 8s, my last card." Jiang Cha placed the last card on the table and took out his cell phone.
[Chen]: Grandpa Song brought Song Yunlan back to the old house and invited Master Mingjing to come over. The master is here now. He was the one who made the Buddhist beads bracelet for Song Yunlan.
Xiao Hei: “Hiss~hiss~” Go ahead, don’t.
Steward Lin: "Ten for sure."
Xie Jiutang: "The king bomb."
After the explosion, Xie Jiujian opened the pair of 4s in his hand and took out a 4.
Butler Lin understood it at a glance and realized that this was a plan to let Miss Jiang win.
Everyone is waiting for Jiang Cha to play his card.
Jiang Cha took a look and didn't notice what happened to Xie Jiulang. She stood up, took Xiao Hei and Shen Jingqi with her, and said, "I have to go out for something."
Butler Lin secretly took a look at the only card left by Jiang Cha, opened it, and saw the smallest one was 4.
Then the one left in Xie Jiujian's hand was also 4.
One only keeps a 4 in his hand.
A pair of 4 is taken apart to get 1 piece.
That’s good enough.
Xie Jiuyan said coldly, "Have you seen enough, Steward Lin?"
Steward Lin apologized with a smile, "Master Jiu, I'll clean up the table."
Xie Jiuyan pushed the wheelchair to the floor-to-ceiling window and watched Jiang Cha get into the car and leave.
Xiao Hei also quickly jumped into the car.
He never thought that one day he would envy a snake.
Before getting on the highway, Jiang Cha got off the car and got into another one.
After she changed cars, she asked the driver to go back first.
Jiang Cha got on Song Yunchen's car, and Song Yunchen was driving himself.
"Where are we going now?" Song Yunchen asked.
Jiang Cha gave Song Yunchen a coordinate.
Song Yunchen took a look and was stunned after entering the coordinates into the navigation. "Isn't this the Song family's old house? It will take at least three hours to drive there now."
Jiang Cha fastened his seat belt, "It's still in time."
Xiao Hei crawled out from her hat, revealing a snake head that looked like one in a cartoon, but it still scared Song Yunchen.
"Snake, snake..." Song Yunchen was so scared that he almost stepped on the accelerator instead of the brake.
Jiang Cha touched Xiao Hei's head and said, "Its name is Xiao Hei. It's very well behaved and won't bite anyone."
Xiao Hei spat out his snake tongue at Song Yunchen.
Song Yunchen's palms were sweating.
He found it hard to believe that there were snakes in the world that didn't bite.
Jiang Cha touched Xiao Hei and said, "Xiao Hei, go to the back and accompany Shen Jingqi."
Song Yunchen swallowed hard. He felt his scalp tingling and his back chilled. He even glanced at the rearview mirror.
"There's someone behind, is there anyone else?"
It was only ginger tea and a snake that came, wasn't it?
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