Surprise! Mrs. Xie is setting up a fortune-telling stall on a tricycle again

Xie Jiujian looked at the messages popping up one after another on his phone, frowned slightly, and sent two black question marks.

【Long】:??

[The Crow Doesn't Like to Drink Water]: Listen to me, from now on you have to do whatever Miss Jiang tells you to do. If she tells you to go west, don't look east, and don't say a word of nonsense.

[Jiu]: There is a vacant bed in Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital recently. Can we reserve one for you?

[The Crow Doesn't Like to Drink Water]: Master Jiu, I feel sorry for you, really. If you are abused by Miss Jiang and you can't run away, what will you do?

The wheelchair shouldn’t be able to outrun Miss Jiang, right?

Master Jiu is in such a pity.

【Long】: Deduct one year’s bonus.

[The crow doesn't like to drink water]: Damn it, Jiu Ye, I was wrong. Jiu Ye, I will never talk nonsense again. If I say another nonsense word, I will cut off my tongue and feed it to the dog.

【久】: Get lost.

[Crows don’t like drinking water]: Okay, get out of here right now.

Crow put away his phone and made a gesture. The bodyguards who were ready to go put away their loaded guns.

It's so funny, there was no chance for me to make a move.

……

Jiang Cha clasped his hands together, pressed forward, and said in a light tone, "No one is fighting?"

The bodyguards wanted to retreat.

Old Man Song covered his wound that had not yet stopped bleeding and shouted at the bodyguards, "You all don't want to do this anymore, right? Come on, come on together, hurry up, if you win there will be a big reward, if you lose think about your families."

Old Man Song knows how to coerce these people.

As soon as the words fell, someone shot at Jiang Cha.

Others followed suit and opened fire.

Jiang Cha dodged the bullets nimbly and moved. Before anyone could react, she had arrived in front of the bodyguards and knocked down a large number of them with a sweeping kick.

Then she kicked out and broke the jaw of one of the bodyguards, and raised her elbow to hit the chest of another bodyguard who was rushing towards her. When the elbow hit, there was a sound of broken ribs and the bodyguard screamed.

There were screams here.

The crows had already set up a table and were watching the show while eating melon seeds. Someone brought out two large watermelons like a magic trick. When asked where they came from, they said they were picked from the melon field next door.

Crow grabbed a piece of watermelon and took a bite. "It's so sweet. Before we leave, remember to pay the farmer for the watermelon."

Bodyguard: "It's settled, the money is stuffed in the melon shed."

Crow: "Well done, come back and reimburse me."

While eating watermelon, Crow explained Jiang Cha's movements to the bodyguards who followed him, taking the opportunity to teach them a valuable lesson.

"There are still many things we can learn from Miss Jiang, especially when she attacks. Although she seems gentle, her punches actually hit the flesh. And did you notice? When she fights, she doesn't make any unnecessary movements." Crow said passionately, "She is really too strong."

Bodyguard A: "One of her actions just now was unnecessary."

Crow glared at him, "What action?"

Bodyguard A: "Her shoes fell off when she was fighting just now. When others attacked her, she chose to put her shoes on first. When we were in the training camp, the coach said that material possessions are secondary. Unless the employer requires protection, you must first protect the important target person and yourself."

Crow raised his hand and slapped Bodyguard A hard on the forehead, "Are you fucking stupid? Miss Jiang dared to do this because she was very comfortable with the whole process. Did you see her being attacked successfully after she put on her shoes?"

Bodyguard A shook his head: "No."

The crow glanced at the group of idiots and said, "There is one more thing you can't learn from her."

The bodyguards all looked at the crow with their eyes wide open and eager to learn.

The crow said: "No normal person can dodge bullets, so don't risk your life by doing something stupid."

Bodyguard A said innocently, "Then why can Miss Jiang do it?"

"Pa pa." Crow slapped him twice on the forehead again, "Can you compare with Miss Jiang? Can you? She can defeat the top 100 killers in the world in flip-flops. Can you? If you face these people, you will only wait for death."

After the crow finished training, he took two more bites of the melon.

After finishing his work, Jiang Cha clapped his hands and admired his masterpiece with satisfaction.

Song Yunchen was stunned. He was just focused on watching Jiang Cha fight handsomely and coolly. Now that the fight was over, he realized that during the fight, Jiang Cha also used the lying bodies of the bodyguards to form two letters: SB.

Still in capital letters.

Old Man Song was so angry that he almost vomited blood.

All the people he brought with him died here.

She is just a young girl, and if anyone tells others about it, people will think she is bragging.

Old Master Song tried hard to suppress his chest. He looked at Master Mingjing for help, "Master, Master, please help me quickly. If you don't, my ancestral home will be demolished by her."

Master Mingjing really wanted to pretend to be dead at this time.

Don’t cue, we can’t win, we really can’t win.

Jiang Cha stretched and did some radio gymnastics that he had done in middle school.

One set makes everything flow smoothly.

It's engraved in the genes.

After the gymnastics, Jiang Cha asked, "Are you going to give up immediately? Or are you going to fight me again?"

She asked Master Mingjing directly.

Before Master Mingjing could say anything, his disciple behind him started shouting, "How dare you, you rude lunatic, humiliate my master? The word "surrender" has never appeared in my master's dictionary. He is the most outstanding genius in the sect, and a leading master that the powerful and wealthy families in Beijing are vying to invite."

Master Mingjing: “…”

Damn it.

Killing people!

I chose this apprentice because I thought he could flatter people and had good sense and could handle things.

Especially the ability to speak nice words.

There is no one who doesn't like to hear nice words, so even though this disciple's qualifications were a little lacking, Master Mingjing still chose him.

I regret it now. I should have chosen a mute as my apprentice.

Master Mingjing was already in a difficult situation, and now pushed by his disciple, he had no way out. He could only bite the bullet and fight Jiang Cha even at the risk of his life.

He once again took out the expensive talisman paper from his cloth bag, stuck it on the whisk, and attacked Jiang Cha.

Jiang Cha dodged the first blow and said, "Your whisk is quite beautiful. It's a pity that it's broken."

Master Mingjing didn't hear Jiang Cha's words clearly. He pasted enhancing talismans on his limbs, which increased his speed and strength.

In the past, only when encountering more vicious evil spirits would they be stingy and use one or two pieces of strengthening talisman paper.

After all, one ticket costs two hundred thousand.

Now, in order to defeat Jiang Cha, he is willing to give it his all.

I posted several of them at once.

The attack speed is much faster.

Is its flexibility comparable to that of Mount Emei?